Don't be afraid to be a little faggy: what's the gayest thing about you?

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    Jun 02, 2008 6:15 AM GMT
    Ok. This is 'real jock'. Your profile is supposed to include the requisite phrases: 'masculine' 'straight-acting', 'not into fems (nothing personal, just a personal preference!!!)', 'a guy's guy'. But at the end of the day, we all want want a cock up our ass some times. So get over yourself and start to define gay on your own terms. You can hit the gym five days a week and still be a little faggy without shame.

    Case in point: While 95% of my music collection is post-punk/indie/southern rock, I have an unhealthy obsession with UK girl band ("band"), Girls Aloud, and am completely shamless in my love for them personally and their kitchen-sink style pop music concoctions!!! Frankly I simply just dont "get" Madonna and other gay music"icons". Their music just isn't very good (I will grant some leeway to Kylie). And yes, Girls Aloud (Kimberly, Sarah, Nadine, Cheryl, Nicola) have no part in the actual writing or production of their music, but they are marketing gem perfect at delivering the sweet ear candy. I want to be their BFF.

    This is either the best or worst pop song of the decade. I can't decide. Which makes it brilliant:


    They are all also really pretty sometimes:


    Anyone who can get away with using the word "anesthetize" in the chorus of a pop song while wearing metallic silver jump suits without the slightest bit of irony is ace in my book!


    So yeah. I'm a big fag sometimes. And I work out a lot.

    What's gay about you!!??
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    Jun 02, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
    I like beefy, hairy guys. That's about it. I don't have any Madonna cd's stuffed under my mattress, or fish net shirts tucked behind the desk.
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    Jun 02, 2008 6:59 AM GMT
    Dude, I listen to Ace Of Base...that's gotta be somewhat gay, right?

    But I go farther...I'm pretty hardcore.

    I'm surprised no one here is as hardcore as moi.

    btw, webby...your profile fuckin took my breath away!! AMAZING definition and HAIRY! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 6:59 AM GMT
    I would have to say my music collections is probaly my "tell" haha. I have no shame when britney spears, hillary duff, or other so called girlie music comes on the radio or ipod; i sing my heart out haha. I listen to all kinds of music but most people prebaly get all nervious about putting that shuffle button on their ipods. Not me though icon_lol.gif
  • metalxracr

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    Jun 02, 2008 7:04 AM GMT
    I flew out from San Jose Ca to New York City... and the main reason was to go see madonna in concert. icon_redface.gif

    Me and they guy who i was with lied to everyone saying we went to NYC just for a vacation and she happened to be there and decided "what the heck why not."
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    Jun 02, 2008 7:15 AM GMT
    WOW mex! That's pretty gay. LOL. j/K

    Correction Webby. Not every gay wants it in the caboose. I know alot that are more orally inclined. LOL. I bet you loved the Spice girls too...Zigga Zig Ahh!.

    Gayest thing about me would be that I know how to sew. I enjoyed doing as I was growing up and it's quite the life saver (as I soon found out) when I joined the military. My job actually required it. Everyone cracks jokes but you all know you love a man who knows how to handle his needle. icon_wink.gif

    I'll hem up you up something good, buddy :-)

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    Jun 02, 2008 8:33 AM GMT
    um......
  • dcarm

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    Jun 02, 2008 8:58 AM GMT
    Mine would include masculine, straight-acting etc... but I don't lie. *Sighs* I'm a bit of a queen. I love to cook and chat. I'm always the person people call when they want some help envisioning where the couch should go instead or they want to paint the walls or do renovations. I have a Small Fluffy Dog. I like musicals (The soundtrack to Moulin Rouge was playing in my car today). I can sew, embroider, and create cute beaded things... I'm hopeless at sports, and thus I'm not a big fan of them.

    The list kinda just goes on, I'm afraid. I really just want to lose some weight, tone up a bit, and maybe actually take up a sport when I'm a bit fitter.

    But it's OK!

    I'm not really afraid to be a lot faggy either.
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    Jun 02, 2008 10:04 AM GMT
    I must admit I have always enjoyed "Sex and the City" and "Desperate Housewives" perhaps that is gay? IDK, I have not thought about it. My music collection is very diverse, from Led Zeppelin to Madonna, Sylvester to Nine Inch Nails, so all you will get from examining it is confused.
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    Jun 02, 2008 11:02 AM GMT
    I love Girls Aloud and the Pussycat Dolls (in fact, if I were to be reincarnated I would like to come back as the lead singer of the pussycat dolls altho not one of the others cos they look a bit slutty to me and i don't think i could do pole dancing.)

    I no longer like Kylie or Madonna. But then one of my editors once described me as having the fickle taste of a teenage girl.

    I can also type at 70wpm which is rather gay don't u think?

    I don't have any tattoos. They are the campest thing ever!

    Other than that i'm dead butch, me. hahahaha.
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    Jun 02, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
    Let me think of what my brothers call gay.

    -Some of my music. I have some boy bands, tween stars and a couple songs from Dreamgirls and Hairspray

    -I own Dreamgirls and Hairspray...I love those movies

    -I go to the gym almost everyday

    -Put me in a tight T-shirt and a good pair of fitted jeans and im happy.

    -I love Janet, even named my car after her...Damita Joicon_smile.gif
  • iHavok

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    Jun 02, 2008 11:38 AM GMT
    I have a lisp.
    Ask Sportzdog.
    It's why I don't talk much until I reach a certain level of comfort. I hide it. Oh well.
    That's how I roll. like it or not.
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    Jun 02, 2008 11:59 AM GMT
    I like to drink brightly coloured fruity cocktails when I go out.

    Fine in a gay bar, not so great in the local pub.
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    Jun 02, 2008 12:04 PM GMT
    robaroma said[quote]I sometimes worry too much about love, something generally considered a feminine trait.

    Honey, you're in Rome. Period. icon_cool.gif
    Perhaps the gayest thing about me is being me.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 12:18 PM GMT
    I like chick flicks and soppy romances. I once read those mills & boons thingies. I'm an artist and appreciate beauty. I write poetry. um...

    what else...
  • Bunjamon

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    Jun 02, 2008 12:43 PM GMT
    I LOVE Tori Amos. But not her two most recent albums (the beekeeper? what the hell was that?!). Her classics, like Little Earthquakes, Boys for Pele, and From the Choirgirl Hotel just give me goosebumps! And I was tortured for it in high school.
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    Jun 02, 2008 12:44 PM GMT
    My interests and hobbies. I like growing roses and other plants, I like decorating magazines and HGTV, I like cooking and entertaining, and I'll watch Sex and the City any day over Narnia, Indiana Jones, Iron Man, etc.
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    Jun 02, 2008 1:00 PM GMT
    I think Webby really hit it on the head: define "gay" on your own terms.

    I'm fairly masculine, I think and others have told me so, but I have my fag moments. Like when I'm being sarcastic, holy shite, fag meter to 11!

    I'm not a musical person. I don't really get into musicals....except for a handful of them, and then I'm completely obsessive about them, like Sweeney Todd. I have the movie and broadway soundtracks, I have the movie, and I'm reading up on the history of the musical.

    Which segue ways into my other tell. I'm a theater person, so talking about theater and the drama that can happens backstage is a delight for me. So much trash talking. I've had to stave off a few attacks on myself during productions, and people didn't expect that from me. But it's all about the show, right?

    But I think the gayest thing about me? Well, I can't go into details. I'm not one to kiss and tell...or anything else and tell.
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    Jun 02, 2008 1:19 PM GMT
    webby saidOk. This is 'real jock'. Your profile is supposed to include the requisite phrases: 'masculine' 'straight-acting', 'not into fems (nothing personal, just a personal preference!!!)'

    I made random checks on some profiles here. I hardly saw these requisites you're talking about (yes, it worried me! LOL). But then I realized you're a newbie... *cough* this ain't one of those sites *cough* icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 02, 2008 1:21 PM GMT
    i clean my house in stilettos
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    Jun 02, 2008 1:28 PM GMT
    ChicGymGeek said
    But I think the gayest thing about me? Well, I can't go into details. I'm not one to kiss and tell...or anything else and tell.


    Stick a gun in your face and tell? icon_cool.gif Come on!
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    Jun 02, 2008 1:39 PM GMT
    I'm a sucker for musicals. I also have the Equality Ohio bumper sticker in rainbow colors right next to my John McCain bumper sticker on my car. I get a lot of attention from both sides of the aisle.

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    Jun 02, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
    I like to kiss boys...

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    Jun 02, 2008 2:16 PM GMT
    girls aloud? jesus christ! if you're going to like girly music at least madonna (even after her face lift) does a good stage show with lots of hunky semi-naked dancers to drool over.

    oh and kylie (i just wish they'd keep their mouths shut, all that nasal wining)

    personally, i make a mean lemon drizzle cake which is pretty faggy!
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    Jun 02, 2008 2:27 PM GMT
    I still like ABBA.