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Don't be afraid to be a little faggy: what's the gayest thing about you?
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Jun 02, 2008 6:15 AM GMT
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Ok. This is 'real jock'. Your profile is supposed to include the requisite phrases: 'masculine' 'straight-acting', 'not into fems (nothing personal, just a personal preference!!!)', 'a guy's guy'. But at the end of the day, we all want want a cock up our ass some times. So get over yourself and start to define gay on your own terms. You can hit the gym five days a week and still be a little faggy without shame.

Case in point: While 95% of my music collection is post-punk/indie/southern rock, I have an unhealthy obsession with UK girl band ("band"), Girls Aloud, and am completely shamless in my love for them personally and their kitchen-sink style pop music concoctions!!! Frankly I simply just dont "get" Madonna and other gay music"icons". Their music just isn't very good (I will grant some leeway to Kylie). And yes, Girls Aloud (Kimberly, Sarah, Nadine, Cheryl, Nicola) have no part in the actual writing or production of their music, but they are marketing gem perfect at delivering the sweet ear candy. I want to be their BFF.

This is either the best or worst pop song of the decade. I can't decide. Which makes it brilliant:


They are all also really pretty sometimes:


Anyone who can get away with using the word "anesthetize" in the chorus of a pop song while wearing metallic silver jump suits without the slightest bit of irony is ace in my book!


So yeah. I'm a big fag sometimes. And I work out a lot.

What's gay about you!!??
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Jun 02, 2008 6:49 AM GMT
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I like beefy, hairy guys. That's about it. I don't have any Madonna cd's stuffed under my mattress, or fish net shirts tucked behind the desk.
Jadamo Posts: 301
Jun 02, 2008 6:59 AM GMT
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Dude, I listen to Ace Of Base...that's gotta be somewhat gay, right?

But I go farther...I'm pretty hardcore.

I'm surprised no one here is as hardcore as moi.

btw, webby...your profile fuckin took my breath away!! AMAZING definition and HAIRY! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
allwaysright Posts: 58
Jun 02, 2008 6:59 AM GMT
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I would have to say my music collections is probaly my "tell" haha. I have no shame when britney spears, hillary duff, or other so called girlie music comes on the radio or ipod; i sing my heart out haha. I listen to all kinds of music but most people prebaly get all nervious about putting that shuffle button on their ipods. Not me though
metalxracr Posts: 446
Jun 02, 2008 7:04 AM GMT
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I flew out from San Jose Ca to New York City... and the main reason was to go see madonna in concert.

Me and they guy who i was with lied to everyone saying we went to NYC just for a vacation and she happened to be there and decided "what the heck why not."
Guy101 Posts: 876
Jun 02, 2008 7:15 AM GMT
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WOW mex! That's pretty gay. LOL. j/K

Correction Webby. Not every gay wants it in the caboose. I know alot that are more orally inclined. LOL. I bet you loved the Spice girls too...Zigga Zig Ahh!.

Gayest thing about me would be that I know how to sew. I enjoyed doing as I was growing up and it's quite the life saver (as I soon found out) when I joined the military. My job actually required it. Everyone cracks jokes but you all know you love a man who knows how to handle his needle.

I'll hem up you up something good, buddy :-)
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jun 02, 2008 8:33 AM GMT
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um......
dcarm Posts: 291
Jun 02, 2008 8:58 AM GMT
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Mine would include masculine, straight-acting etc... but I don't lie. *Sighs* I'm a bit of a queen. I love to cook and chat. I'm always the person people call when they want some help envisioning where the couch should go instead or they want to paint the walls or do renovations. I have a Small Fluffy Dog. I like musicals (The soundtrack to Moulin Rouge was playing in my car today). I can sew, embroider, and create cute beaded things... I'm hopeless at sports, and thus I'm not a big fan of them.

The list kinda just goes on, I'm afraid. I really just want to lose some weight, tone up a bit, and maybe actually take up a sport when I'm a bit fitter.

But it's OK!

I'm not really afraid to be a lot faggy either.
SurrealLife Posts: 4403
Jun 02, 2008 10:04 AM GMT
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I must admit I have always enjoyed "Sex and the City" and "Desperate Housewives" perhaps that is gay? IDK, I have not thought about it. My music collection is very diverse, from Led Zeppelin to Madonna, Sylvester to Nine Inch Nails, so all you will get from examining it is confused.
redheadguy Posts: 2231
Jun 02, 2008 11:02 AM GMT
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I love Girls Aloud and the Pussycat Dolls (in fact, if I were to be reincarnated I would like to come back as the lead singer of the pussycat dolls altho not one of the others cos they look a bit slutty to me and i don't think i could do pole dancing.)

I no longer like Kylie or Madonna. But then one of my editors once described me as having the fickle taste of a teenage girl.

I can also type at 70wpm which is rather gay don't u think?

I don't have any tattoos. They are the campest thing ever!

Other than that i'm dead butch, me. hahahaha.
gymguy1 Posts: 995
Jun 02, 2008 11:24 AM GMT
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Let me think of what my brothers call gay.

-Some of my music. I have some boy bands, tween stars and a couple songs from Dreamgirls and Hairspray

-I own Dreamgirls and Hairspray...I love those movies

-I go to the gym almost everyday

-Put me in a tight T-shirt and a good pair of fitted jeans and im happy.

-I love Janet, even named my car after her...Damita Jo
briarhawk Posts: 560
Jun 02, 2008 11:38 AM GMT
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I have a lisp.
Ask Sportzdog.
It's why I don't talk much until I reach a certain level of comfort. I hide it. Oh well.
That's how I roll. like it or not.
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Jun 02, 2008 11:59 AM GMT
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I like to drink brightly coloured fruity cocktails when I go out.

Fine in a gay bar, not so great in the local pub.
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Jun 02, 2008 12:04 PM GMT
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robaroma said[quote]I sometimes worry too much about love, something generally considered a feminine trait.

Honey, you're in Rome. Period.
Perhaps the gayest thing about me is being me.
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jun 02, 2008 12:18 PM GMT
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I like chick flicks and soppy romances. I once read those mills & boons thingies. I'm an artist and appreciate beauty. I write poetry. um...

what else...
Bunjamon Posts: 289
Jun 02, 2008 12:43 PM GMT
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I LOVE Tori Amos. But not her two most recent albums (the beekeeper? what the hell was that?!). Her classics, like Little Earthquakes, Boys for Pele, and From the Choirgirl Hotel just give me goosebumps! And I was tortured for it in high school.
CarlosGringo Posts: 533
Jun 02, 2008 12:44 PM GMT
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My interests and hobbies. I like growing roses and other plants, I like decorating magazines and HGTV, I like cooking and entertaining, and I'll watch Sex and the City any day over Narnia, Indiana Jones, Iron Man, etc.
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 02, 2008 1:00 PM GMT
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I think Webby really hit it on the head: define "gay" on your own terms.

I'm fairly masculine, I think and others have told me so, but I have my fag moments. Like when I'm being sarcastic, holy shite, fag meter to 11!

I'm not a musical person. I don't really get into musicals....except for a handful of them, and then I'm completely obsessive about them, like Sweeney Todd. I have the movie and broadway soundtracks, I have the movie, and I'm reading up on the history of the musical.

Which segue ways into my other tell. I'm a theater person, so talking about theater and the drama that can happens backstage is a delight for me. So much trash talking. I've had to stave off a few attacks on myself during productions, and people didn't expect that from me. But it's all about the show, right?

But I think the gayest thing about me? Well, I can't go into details. I'm not one to kiss and tell...or anything else and tell.
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Jun 02, 2008 1:19 PM GMT
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webby saidOk. This is 'real jock'. Your profile is supposed to include the requisite phrases: 'masculine' 'straight-acting', 'not into fems (nothing personal, just a personal preference!!!)'

I made random checks on some profiles here. I hardly saw these requisites you're talking about (yes, it worried me! LOL). But then I realized you're a newbie... *cough* this ain't one of those sites *cough*
danielryan Posts: 553
Jun 02, 2008 1:21 PM GMT
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i clean my house in stilettos
Sedative Posts: 5407
Jun 02, 2008 1:28 PM GMT
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ChicGymGeek said
But I think the gayest thing about me? Well, I can't go into details. I'm not one to kiss and tell...or anything else and tell.


Stick a gun in your face and tell? Come on!
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Jun 02, 2008 1:39 PM GMT
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I'm a sucker for musicals. I also have the Equality Ohio bumper sticker in rainbow colors right next to my John McCain bumper sticker on my car. I get a lot of attention from both sides of the aisle.
StripperRocco Posts: 2042
Jun 02, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
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I like to kiss boys...

http://www.cff.org/Great_Strides/AlexanderChang
dakuk Posts: 515
Jun 02, 2008 2:16 PM GMT
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girls aloud? jesus christ! if you're going to like girly music at least madonna (even after her face lift) does a good stage show with lots of hunky semi-naked dancers to drool over.

oh and kylie (i just wish they'd keep their mouths shut, all that nasal wining)

personally, i make a mean lemon drizzle cake which is pretty faggy!
SAHEM62896 Posts: 1226
Jun 02, 2008 2:27 PM GMT
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I still like ABBA.
Luckydog76 Posts: 882
Jun 02, 2008 2:29 PM GMT
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I visit this site all the time
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Jun 02, 2008 2:31 PM GMT
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Luckydog76 saidI visit this site all the time

Did you hear that, muttskins?!?
lissenup Posts: 561
Jun 02, 2008 2:33 PM GMT
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I went to four different stores in my neighborhood trying to find almond paste so I could make Raspberry Meringue Bars.
javaman9999 Posts: 227
Jun 02, 2008 2:46 PM GMT
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My morning music includes "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast ... and sometimes I sing along.

My guilty pleasure is musicals. I'm very musically inclined, so I have always had a place in my heart for The Sound of Music and West Side Story, to name a few.
GuiltyGear Posts: 2831
Jun 02, 2008 2:46 PM GMT
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I don't mean to, but sometimes when I laugh, I conceal my mouth with one hand like a little geisha!
Geisha
DiverScience Posts: 945
Jun 02, 2008 2:47 PM GMT
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The gayest thing I do is stick my dick in men...

wait, I haven't done that in ages. CRAP I'M TURNING STRAIGHT NOOOOOO!



Depends. I can sew, but so can my (very straigt) Dad. I cook, but ditto.

I knit/crochet/spin and craft. There, "gay" enough?

I guess my DVD collection is kinda gayish.
ZDREW Posts: 1947
Jun 02, 2008 2:51 PM GMT
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I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be more cost-efficient to enlist a small army of cheerfully-twittering birds and field mice to dress and do my hair in the morning.
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Jun 02, 2008 2:51 PM GMT
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DiverScience saidThe gayest thing I do is stick my dick in men...
wait, I haven't done that in ages. CRAP I'M TURNING STRAIGHT NOOOOOO!.

I'm on my way to you, my sweet cowboy!!!!!!!!!! LOL
javaman9999 Posts: 227
Jun 02, 2008 2:54 PM GMT
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ZDREW saidI sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be more cost-efficient to enlist a small army of cheerfully-twittering birds and field mice to dress and do my hair in the morning.



lol... you see what I mean?! My hair takes hours!
Atlazeia Posts: 607
Jun 02, 2008 2:54 PM GMT
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I *LOVE* Girls Aloud. Glad to see I'm not alone in this obsession, webby.

I would say the gayest thing about me is how I dance to my music in my room when no one's looking.
SAHEM62896 Posts: 1226
Jun 02, 2008 2:55 PM GMT
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ZDREW saidI sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be more cost-efficient to enlist a small army of cheerfully-twittering birds and field mice to dress and do my hair in the morning.



Might be... they work for birdseed and cheese. Provided you are able to stretch those commodities out for a long time and the price of neither goes up too much, I'd say you'd be fine, Z.

I think the gayest thing I have ever done is just support that kind of thinking.
Caslon7000 Posts: 7976
Jun 02, 2008 2:56 PM GMT
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ZDREW saidI sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be more cost-efficient to enlist a small army of cheerfully-twittering birds and field mice to dress and do my hair in the morning.


I can whistle while I dress you and fix your hair, Z. Will that do? ...how about bathing? Need a nice scrub-a-dub-dub? ....
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Jun 02, 2008 3:02 PM GMT
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The gayest thing about me is that I stood in line for the Sex and the City premiere and I wasn't worried that I actually came out of the theater a little gayer.
zakariahzol Posts: 824
Jun 02, 2008 3:11 PM GMT
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I do the Tahitian/ Polynesian Hola dance . You know with the grass skirt and swinging hips. I find out the hip swinging and shaking movement really burn fat and tone my stomach muscle. I could be playing the role of the men or the women depend on my moods. Even my bun kinda get firmer ever seen I do this dance. I get the whole set of grass skirt , my plastic flower tiara, clam shell pendant and warrior spears. The beating drum sorta fly me to some South Pacific island surrounded by flowers and bronze skin half naked guys. But of course I do this in the privacy of my study room and no one knew beside me (except from you guys of course).
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Jun 02, 2008 4:28 PM GMT
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RBY71 saidThe gayest thing about me is that I stood in line for the Sex and the City premiere and I wasn't worried that I actually came out of the theater a little gayer.

I could just imagine you standing in line! LOL
Damn, I am sooo deprived here. I got some mates who flew to London and Singapore over the weekend just to watch it
And the most painful part is that they all agree that it's worth the trip. I wish I were a diplomat's child as well.
XRuggerATX Posts: 2818
Jun 02, 2008 4:31 PM GMT
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My brand new dolphin tattoo! OK it's all black and tribal looking, and on my shoulder, but still.

Also my job involves lots and lots of wildflowers.
redheadguy Posts: 2231
Jun 02, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
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Do you have mock chandeliers in your house?

Do you have 'artistic' nude photography coffee table books?

Do you enjoy watching The Golden Girls?

Then you may, just may, be a little bit gay.
maximumrisk Posts: 421
Jun 02, 2008 4:35 PM GMT
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I tend to give the first impression of a Teenager which overcovers anything Gay I might subconsciously do.
auryn Posts: 1587
Jun 02, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
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The fact that I scream when I haven't seen someone in a long time, will Vogue to almost any song, like to dance to lots Britney Spears' songs (and make fun of how tragic she is), and think that Clay "my ass is" Aiken should come out cuz everyone already knows honey. Oh! and I like dick (not Cheney).
Jackal69 Posts: 655
Jun 02, 2008 4:49 PM GMT
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I've got the stereotypical "butch" trappings: know where fluid goes under the hood of a car; comfortable being dirty/stinky and outside working; got some scars, yadayada...but as far as my "faggy" side...

I own more than two Madonna/Britney cds
I get excited over new cooking spices
I think of interior design/decoration as an artform
I make pretty things for a living
I workout all the time
I know where the good antique/furniture stores are
I spend hours in bookstores
I style my hair almost every day
I know where the line "this isn't my first time at the rodeo" comes from, as well as, "But you are in that chair Blanche, ya are!"
I listen to "Get Me Bodied" when I workout (also listen to NIN or Rammstein)
I can't "get ready" to go anywhere in five minutes(!)
I love camp and love to ridicule kitch
I quip often
When I get dressed, I think of how it looks from not only the front, but also the side and the sillouette

So yes, Jackal is a BIG FAG! Haha!
cowboyathlete Posts: 359
Jun 02, 2008 4:49 PM GMT
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Someone in Britain did a musical based on the Jerry Springer show. One of my favorite YouTube videos is a big ole gay song from the show. It is a montage of dance numbers from all the movies over the years:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q32_G215bb0
aagerry Posts: 51
Jun 02, 2008 4:53 PM GMT
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Well, I think the gayest thing for me is that I actually have some high end toiletries now and go to a salon for my hair.

Up until about a year ago, I used dial soap and suave shampoo and that was it. My hair was done by my local 80+ year old barber for $7.

Then I went away with a bunch of gay friends and when I went into the bathroom the first morning, there was more high end product than at any salon on 5th ave in NYC. I was astounded and flummoxed. But slightly intrigued and started looking into it.

Now I just bought a 20oz bottle of shampoo that cost $60, have a special face and separate body soap and go to a salon to get my hair "done". I try to keep the number of chemicals to a minimum (I think too many products and such are sort of a turn off), but there is no denying I'm a lot "gayer" than before.

Not going to start buying Madonna, Cher, etc though... :-)
Caslon7000 Posts: 7976
Jun 02, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
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cowboyathlete saidSomeone in Britain did a musical based on the Jerry Springer show. One of my favorite YouTube videos is a big ole gay song from the show. It is a montage of dance numbers from all the movies over the years:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q32_G215bb0


Oh that's good! I liked that.
GuiltyGear Posts: 2831
Jun 02, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
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redheadguy saidDo you have mock chandaliers in your house?

Do you have 'artistic' nude photography coffee table books?

Do you enjoy watching The Golden Girls?

Then you may, just may, be a little bit gay.


OMG! I'm a little bit GAY!
DJKeens Posts: 35
Jun 02, 2008 4:57 PM GMT
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As much as I hate to classify myself as a stereotypical homo (which I'm not, so stop asking), it became quite obvious to me that I have some glaring OGTs (the use of that abbreviation being one in itself). My iPod goes from Slipknot to the soundtrack for Chicago (and Utada Hikaru to satiate my sick fetish for JPop princesses which I will not mention here.....oh crap). While at a resteraunt in DC, I wanted a pint o' Guinness (which any self respecting Irishman, gay or not, will order everytime without fail) unfortunately I found that they did not serve it (stupid twats) so I went for the next obvious choice, the Cosmo (damn you Sarah Jessica Parker). Of course there is that whole sex with men thing but that's really subjective to the audience viewing it (which you can catch my performance every hour on the hour at proveyouregay.com). I'll admit I like the masculine men. Girly guys don't do it for me. I'm gay enough without adding fuel to the fire.
DaleV Posts: 16
Jun 02, 2008 5:03 PM GMT
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Hummmm.. Cleaning house in the nude?? is that gay ??

:-)
Gigadu Posts: 1137
Jun 02, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
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DiverScience saidThe gayest thing I do is stick my dick in men...

Nah - even "str8" guys do that. Just head over to CorbinFisherSeanCody. LOL!
auryn Posts: 1587
Jun 02, 2008 5:52 PM GMT
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DaleV saidHummmm.. Cleaning house in the nude?? is that gay ??

:-)



If it's another guy's house.
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Jun 02, 2008 6:06 PM GMT
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I absolutely love Madonna; past, present and ever after... I drink all kinds of alcoholic drinks but find myself drinking the fruitiest mixed drink at the bars... and I coordinate my clothes, even my lazy day clothes, based on color, fabric, cut and season. And occasionally, when talking to a group of lesbians of 2 or more, I tend to become a human torch and flame on without anything setting me off or noticing it. The only good thing is somehow it manages to get the lesbos to buy a drink??

Otherwise, most people assume I'm straight or at least confused; until they either ask or I start talking about dating and/or Madonna.
BearCub17 Posts: 228
Jun 02, 2008 6:36 PM GMT
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I cover most of my body with the delectably enticing aroma of Love Spell body lotion by Victoria Secret after i get out of the shower

Seriously, if you've never smelled it, it's the only smell i've ever been addicted to!
DiverScience Posts: 945
Jun 02, 2008 7:13 PM GMT
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Gigaram said[quote][cite]DiverScience said[/cite]The gayest thing I do is stick my dick in men...

Nah - even "str8" guys do that. Just head over to CorbinFisherSeanCody. LOL![/quote]

::laughs::

But you see, I do it for free.

I did find out that some of my straight friends in nowhere northern FL have had more gay sex than I have. I don't think this is fair.
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Jun 02, 2008 7:16 PM GMT
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DiverScience saidI did find out that some of my straight friends in nowhere northern FL have had more gay sex than I have. I don't think this is fair.

Oh that's just hot! That is sooo my scene. Damn, I miss being gangbanged in Iran.
Luckydog76 Posts: 882
Jun 02, 2008 7:19 PM GMT
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Totally not fair Diver. Are you sure they are really straight?
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Jun 02, 2008 7:20 PM GMT
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DaleV saidHummmm.. Cleaning house in the nude?? is that gay ??

No, that is being cost-efficient with the laundry detergent/fabric softener/bleach solution.
BostonVball Posts: 305
Jun 02, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
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I'd have to say both my music interests and the amount of time it takes me to get ready before going out. Those are probably the biggest points. Other than that I pretty much fall somewhere in the middle.
DiverScience Posts: 945
Jun 02, 2008 7:43 PM GMT
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Luckydog76 saidTotally not fair Diver. Are you sure they are really straight?


Pretty much. WHich is doubly unfair. Because they're also totally hot.
mikeymonday Posts: 34
Jun 02, 2008 7:55 PM GMT
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Well i would go with the fact that right now as i am reading this forum, i am putting a neon-pink chunk of hair color in.
redheadguy Posts: 2231
Jun 02, 2008 7:56 PM GMT
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See, I just don't get the whole brightly coloured drinks thing. What's wrong with a pint of lager or a vodka tonic? Harumph!
Crimthann Posts: 779
Jun 02, 2008 8:11 PM GMT
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other than the sex, which I haven't had in years, the gayest thing about me is my impecable style when it comes to interior decor.

Whenever I come over your house, I'm mentally redecorating.
terryf Posts: 115
Jun 03, 2008 1:24 AM GMT
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Mariah Carey CD collection,and some pink shirts maybe?


oh,and the desire to sleep with men.
LutherGooch Posts: 264
Jun 03, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
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I like Scissor Sister first Cd, but other than that I want the Rolling Stones.
spacinjasin Posts: 23
Jun 03, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
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ill just sit there and play with my hair, like twirling it between my fingers. i dont know why i do it, maybe to remind myself its there?
MANYC10012 Posts: 18
Jun 03, 2008 1:51 AM GMT
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Like most, my music & DVD collections give me away.

Then there's my sandal collection.
Thirdbeach Posts: 464
Jun 03, 2008 1:58 AM GMT
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I have stood in a gay bar on a Sunday afternoon in a group of gay men (some of whom I've known for years) discussing which one of us is the "straightest gay guy".


I did it with out giggling.
liftordie Posts: 774
Jun 03, 2008 2:01 AM GMT
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what's gay about me??

1. my eyebrows

2. that i can sing along with every Deborah Cox song

3. i buy most clothes 2 sizes too small

4. guys with shaved heads and tats make me do a triple take
GobB Posts: 761
Jun 03, 2008 2:31 AM GMT
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the fact that i know just about all the words to my "pop" music collection.
cadudesf Posts: 156
Jun 03, 2008 2:34 AM GMT
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1. I groove to Janet Jackson
2. I like Sex and the City
3. I lip-sync to the movie Hairspray.
ASH557 Posts: 99
Jun 03, 2008 2:45 AM GMT
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Pedicures. And Madonna.

x
powerbart Posts: 36
Jun 03, 2008 2:53 AM GMT
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well,well... im guilty of many of the things you guys said here... about music, cooking, movies... so much of it.

but the thing that definitely raises the gay flag on me is crying on sad movies, brokeback mountain, recently.

also enjoy to watch gay or lesbian series... queer as folk and the L word (watching it right now)

i do love perfumes... i got plenty of it.

what else could i say?
26mileman Posts: 598
Jun 03, 2008 3:20 AM GMT
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In the morning while I shave, I do a kick ass lip sync medley of Cher's music.
pdxpally Posts: 225
Jun 03, 2008 3:35 AM GMT
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I pay $125 for Chanel's Sublimage eye cream

But I scratch out the chanel part
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Jun 03, 2008 3:45 AM GMT
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I happen to like putting a certain body appendage into other willing members of the same sex. Never forget that being a gay male, being masculine is only a relative term
Sean_85 Posts: 1018
Jun 03, 2008 4:11 AM GMT
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Prolly enjoying the guys post above mine a little to much and taking longer to get ready then some of my girl friends.
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Jun 03, 2008 5:38 AM GMT
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I, own a WAK load of chinese clothing, I have ecrotive to actuly girls shirts to Chiongsongs.
groundcombat Posts: 221
Jun 03, 2008 5:44 AM GMT
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haha, showtunes.
COJock1974 Posts: 309
Jun 03, 2008 5:45 AM GMT
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I watch Kathy Griffin specials anytime I get the chance....

...and saw her, front row, when i was on a business trip and discovered she was playing the city i was in...
jprswim Posts: 141
Jun 03, 2008 5:53 AM GMT
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i have never jacked off while thinking about women. when i was younger, i would tell myself to try, but then i was like, eh, why waste the load?

that's pretty gay.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 1022
Jun 03, 2008 5:54 AM GMT
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Ha ha...Kathy Griffin, of course. My guilty pleasure.

Then there's the dancing. And not just doing it: watching too. I like muscular dancers' legs and asses.
groundcombat Posts: 221
Jun 03, 2008 6:13 AM GMT
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pff23ro saidI happen to like putting a certain body appendage into other willing members of the same sex.



okay, we get it...you're a top
Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jun 03, 2008 3:25 PM GMT
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I sort of liked those two Lindsay Lohan songs.
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Jun 03, 2008 3:28 PM GMT
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liftordie saidwhat's gay about me??

1. my eyebrows

2. that i can sing along with every Deborah Cox song

3. i buy most clothes 2 sizes too small

4. guys with shaved heads and tats make me do a triple take



My love for Liftordie!!! Oh and my ass. Its pretty damn gay.
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 2291
Jun 03, 2008 3:31 PM GMT
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Okay, truth be told, I am 100% addicted to the show "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE". The level of talent on that show blows my mind.
wysiwyg84 Posts: 72
Jun 04, 2008 4:42 AM GMT
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-bravo reality TV
-Liza
-musicals/showtunes
-I've helped organize drag shows for fundraisers
-I drink cosmos sometimes because they're one of the lowest cal cocktails (double points)
-I am the official "is this outfit busted" yes/no man for many of my female associates
-I have to give the guys in my med school class advice on how to dress professionally and not look like they're 60
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Jun 04, 2008 5:04 AM GMT
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Funkapottomous saidI sort of liked those two Lindsay Lohan songs.







Oh wow, thats pritty gay...maby TO gay.
liftordie Posts: 774
Jun 04, 2008 5:28 AM GMT
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MUAH to DJBens ! as for his ass....i will be the judge of just how 'gay' it really is !!!
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Jun 04, 2008 7:50 PM GMT
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liftordie saidMUAH to DJBens ! as for his ass....i will be the judge of just how 'gay' it really is !!!


Gently twist my arm stud!
SoDakGuy Posts: 630
Jun 04, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
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I never miss an episode of Project Runway.

Ever!

And I rewatch the episodes about 50 times.

Gigadu Posts: 1137
Jun 04, 2008 8:04 PM GMT
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liftordie saidMUAH to DJBens ! as for his ass....i will be the judge of just how 'gay' it really is !!!

DJBens77 saidGently twist my arm stud!

Get a room, you two!
Sporty_g Posts: 665
Jun 04, 2008 8:19 PM GMT
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Let's see...The little "=" on the back of my impecably clean truck. the rainbow colored rubber band bracelet I wear, the Madonna and Cher in my collection of hard rock and heavy metal, and my ability, as I was told last weekend at a private paerty....to "suck start a bus"! LOL!!! Yeah...I think I have a firm grip on my rainbow flag, feather boa and membership card!
ZbmwM5 Posts: 127
Jun 04, 2008 8:35 PM GMT
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webby saidOk. This is 'real jock'. Your profile is supposed to include the requisite phrases: 'masculine' 'straight-acting', 'not into fems (nothing personal, just a personal preference!!!)', 'a guy's guy'. But at the end of the day, we all want want a cock up our ass some times. So get over yourself and start to define gay on your own terms. You can hit the gym five days a week and still be a little faggy without shame.


I dont talk about being a guy's guy. I'll tell you straight up that I am not.

I like all kinds of guys... I dont have one type. Suffice to say that I dont like extremes. I wouldnt like a guy who acts like a woman completely...and conversely I dont want a guy who can think of nothing else but sports, gym and beer all day, lol.

Anyway.... so I have a fair amount of 'gay' habits/characteristics.

- I Love Madonna, bubble gum girl-pop, divas and angry-girl rock bands. (though my musical taste is extremely broad, those are just some of the things I like).

- I love anything related to fashion...

- I carry a Lacoste Man-Bag to the gym

- I love womens handbags.... I dont buy or carry them... but if I see a girl and I love her bag, I will tell her.

- I am a sucker for packaging (I loooove anything by Apple)

I'm definitely gayer than most on here it seems.... but then I dont really love musicals.

And if you spoke to me... my voice will throw you. I dont sound very gay at all... so it all balances out.
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Jun 04, 2008 8:42 PM GMT
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Friends gave me a pink feather boa and satin heels for vaccuming the house once as a joke - and I think they are still in the closet...
ZDREW Posts: 1947
Jun 04, 2008 8:43 PM GMT
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swpdxguy saidFriends gave me a pink feather boa and satin heels for vaccuming the house once as a joke - and I think they are still in the closet...


In the same closet as the vacuum cleaner, by chance??
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Jun 04, 2008 8:49 PM GMT
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Gigaram said[quote][cite]liftordie said[/cite]MUAH to DJBens ! as for his ass....i will be the judge of just how 'gay' it really is !!!

DJBens77 saidGently twist my arm stud!

Get a room, you two! [/quote]

Who says we don't want you all to watch!!!
buddha_the_go... Posts: 109
Jun 04, 2008 8:55 PM GMT
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I go to a dermatologist once a month... >.>; I also have all the stuff, like facewash and that kind of thing. I also have a conditioner for my hair. And if you have conditioner, you're really gay.
Gonna_Be_Body... Posts: 1
Jun 04, 2008 9:01 PM GMT
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the gayest thing i got is my laugh, I get it from my mum :/ haha
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Jun 04, 2008 9:08 PM GMT
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all lights in my house are on dimmers and there is not a white wall to be found.
TEXASHEAT Posts: 34
Jun 05, 2008 2:28 AM GMT
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My fav show used to be Charmed...now thats pretty gay.

But I think the thing that gives me away the most is my sense of style and neatness. I can't help it.
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Jun 05, 2008 2:29 AM GMT
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i worked out today listening to Donna Summer's new CD...that's pretty gay
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Jun 05, 2008 2:44 AM GMT
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Easy--Golden Girls addiction.
kaccioto Posts: 50
Jun 05, 2008 2:54 AM GMT
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i did a really bad "uptown vogue" impression at my company party, which is a dance kids in the city do at clubs/bars you can see here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SZDG3AXBovU


it went on for like 10 minutes since my ex-cube mate kept egging me on and i was wasted lol.
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Jun 05, 2008 3:18 AM GMT
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DJBens77 said[quote][cite]Gigaram said[/cite][quote][cite]liftordie said[/cite]MUAH to DJBens ! as for his ass....i will be the judge of just how 'gay' it really is !!!

DJBens77 saidGently twist my arm stud!

Get a room, you two! [/quote]

Who says we don't want you all to watch!!![/quote]

Maybe we want to participate!! With 2 hot studs like you..I know I wouldnt mind!
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Jun 05, 2008 3:37 AM GMT
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Ooh ooh! ::jumps up and down:: I know!

I use to watch Sex & The City when I had sat. And I will sometimes weep at sappy family moments in movies because I know I'll never have a family of my own, and it feels like getting stabbed in the heart every time I think on it. My eyes welled, just writing that. Goddamn.
rowerboy Posts: 213
Jun 05, 2008 3:50 AM GMT
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hmm, i dress well...i dont give off that "im filled with testosterone so f*#k off" vibe...and i know that i wanna be the inner spoon, lol.
creasy1978 Posts: 26
Jun 05, 2008 4:05 AM GMT
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um i organize my closet by color (and most of my friends closet, slightly martha stewart compulsive), and i hold the record for being in more musicals (every one since 5th grade) at my school. definitely gave my regards to broadway.
liftordie Posts: 774
Jun 06, 2008 6:12 PM GMT
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lol DJ but i dont do public shows!! u me door closed lights ON !!!
kencarson Posts: 86
Jun 06, 2008 6:17 PM GMT
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Either my drag persona Crystelle, or my Judy Garland obsession. Maybe both?

~Alex
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Jun 06, 2008 6:42 PM GMT
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perhaps the fact that last night I got drunk and totally mugged down with a guy I did not know for 15 minutes at the bar and then drank my drink and left him at the bar...
a1972guy Posts: 1943
Jun 06, 2008 6:43 PM GMT
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When my inner Black Guuurrrllll comes out!! DAMN her!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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DJBens77 saidperhaps the fact that I got drunk and made out with a guy I did not know for 15 minutes at the bar last night and then drank my drink and left him at the bar...



THAT soundslike a lot of fun man!!!
Jsttennis77 Posts: 838
Jun 06, 2008 11:32 PM GMT
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LOL it depends on what you think the word "faggy" means. I guess for many that means something real stereo typical? Things like embracing Madonna or being into fashion? Neither of which I'm personally into but if you were I'm not sure I'd think you were faggy. Going on those lines I guess my choice of workout music is "faggy" ( Cascada, Deb Cox, any Whitney remix things like that ) but it works for me so who gives a shit I proudly wear the label of being very clean, neat, and orderly. Is that faggy? if so I'm all good with that faggish behavior.

Honestly, I think "some" body builders fall under the term "faggy" with all the muscle worship just like a gay guy who tries way too hard to establish "faux" manly behavior by over using the words dude and sup. It's all subjective. Is that faggy thinking?
art_smass Posts: 822
Jun 06, 2008 11:50 PM GMT
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I used to be a columnist for Teen Vogue.
redheaded_dud... Posts: 394
Jun 07, 2008 1:22 PM GMT
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I wonder why this happened: I notice many of you really like young divas like Britney Spears. I'm 40. There, I said it. But she's just too young for me. This is more my speed:
SciFi_TriGuy Posts: 62
Jun 08, 2008 4:18 PM GMT
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I have some very stereotypical gay traits. I love Ethel Merman, Broadway, and musicals in general. I also never miss Project Runway. And finally I have a lot of product, usually from L'Occitane for my face and hair. Their eye cream really is the best I've used!
Teacherguy Posts: 87
Jun 08, 2008 4:37 PM GMT
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I own a gucci belt bag....now thats gay! PROUD of it babeh!
xuaerb Posts: 4
Jun 08, 2008 5:32 PM GMT
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I think this is all in each person's head, so I will reiterate "Don't be afraid to be gay!" In fact, just don't be afraid in general, there is nothing to be afraid of, overcome your fears, you will thank yourself.

I grew up in one of those families that did not think twice about daddies cutting flowers and mommies laying sidewalk concrete. So, I carry that over into my gay life too, so being gay means to me that I have sex with men, and it is just as gay to have someone stick their penis in you as you them, get over it!

If you are "straight-acting" then what you should be doing is having sex with someone of the opposite sex, but only on TV, since you are acting. When you have sex with someone of the same sex you are acting pretty fucking gay, now, so get over it!

When I see effeminacy in gay men I think that this is a cultural overflow of the forced boundaries of the 1950's in America. (Vomit) Do you realy want the propaganda of this era to influence how you feel about yourself? I prefer defiance!

If we live in that world of the past, then people say things like, "Are we ready for a female president?"

I mean, really, people say these things?? WTF! Why?

I think some people need these constructs their own sense of roleplay, which is why I used to appreciate it when my female dog used to hump the male, a pretty cathartic event!

Have fun!
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