Totally Not Gay NFL Player Has Tons of Totally Not Gay Pics

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    Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM GMT
    Everyone, I give you Eric Decker and his purse dog:

    More from his twitter account that can be found here: http://goo.gl/RB0jW

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    Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM GMT
    Gay or not, this man is gorgeous!
  • rf_dal

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    Nov 17, 2011 4:42 PM GMT
    I've seen gayer.. but only slightly.
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    Nov 17, 2011 4:44 PM GMT
    I'd hit it
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    Nov 17, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    I'd hit that too, in the face
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:04 PM GMT
    He's definitely comfortable with his image. icon_razz.gif

    (The hoodie trick is probably the only way to get the rug rat to stay calm)

    Made my day. In so many way.s
  • tuffguyndc

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    Nov 17, 2011 5:05 PM GMT
    ok what is the point of this thread?
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:17 PM GMT
    He's holding a broom or mop... he cleans... he must be gay.

    Or something.
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:19 PM GMT
    the short shorts in pic #2....gay!
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:20 PM GMT
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    Forgot this one... OMG call your mom... you are GAY
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:22 PM GMT
    Bigsmiles saidkfe4jbsj:tw1

    Forgot this one... OMG call your mom... you are GAY


    Neither of those are the same person in pic #1 are they? Face is different.
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:24 PM GMT
    I really don't see the big deal with the pics....straight guys are allowed to be goofy too....
  • tuffguyndc

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    Nov 17, 2011 5:25 PM GMT
    Bigsmiles saidthe short shorts in pic #2....gay!
    how do you know how short they are? he is sitting down? i admit he does look rather gay in that picture. however, how do you know he wasn't acting gay? do you guys have any straight friends?
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM GMT
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:34 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile saidHe's holding a broom or mop... he cleans... he must be gay.

    Or something.


    It's not a broom or a mop. It's a pool cue.



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    Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM GMT
    Jeandeau saidIdHitIt.gif


    What wouldnt you hit...whore...:-)
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:40 PM GMT
    GrowAPair said
    njmeanwhile saidHe's holding a broom or mop... he cleans... he must be gay.

    Or something.


    It's not a broom or a mop. It's a pool cue.




    Ah so it is. Oh well. I still don't think the guy in the stadium is him.
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:55 PM GMT
    I thought he'd have a better body. Not that it matters, but it looks like he has a decent hog on him.

    His teeth look like they could use a little love from Invisalign, and his manscaping is horrible. I like his watch, and the facial hair is nice.

    I give him a sober 6.5. With the proper lighting, and after drinking a 6-pack, he'd be a 9 for sure. The trick is making sure he doesn't stay over. He'd have to leave after the sex, prior to sunrise.
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:06 PM GMT
    HMM plucked eyebrows/waxed, camp posing and little dog. Even if he's not full gay my gaydar is saying curious or bi for sure. You can see it in the eyes that he likes the cock.

    He is also incredibly handsome, gorgeous features.
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:07 PM GMT
    credo saidI give him a sober 6.5.


    Someone is really, really picky.
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:08 PM GMT
    Some of you seem to forget that while gay men invented the whole internet-as-avenue-for-creating-expressing-showcasing-vanity, straight men have co-opted and perfected it
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    showme said
    credo saidI give him a sober 6.5.


    Someone is really, really picky.


    I'm not that picky. If I happened to be desperate and horny, I'd rate him higher.

    What really throws me are his teeth and his sucked-in gut. ... reminds me of an old RJ member, Gforce, who always creeped me out. If I weren't projecting, he'd probably rate a 7.5 on my scale.
  • groundcombat

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    Nov 17, 2011 6:22 PM GMT
    I was more in love with him when he was playing for Minnesota. Seemed to be a little more ripped back then. Probably still wouldn't kick him out of bed though.
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:23 PM GMT
    There are also these pictures from around the Internetztubez.

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    Have any of us ugly hookers ever been in a "fitness" magazine?
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    He also strips!!
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    He is a really nice guy, too. I saw him in the Whole Foods in Cherry Creek here in Denver and even though he was eating lunch with his girlfriend (Yes, I know he is not gay.) he signed autographs and took pictures with several fans.




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    Nov 17, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    I repeat:

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