Omg!! So fucking awkward!

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    Nov 17, 2011 5:38 PM GMT
    The most awkwardly moment you had have with a guy?
  • gabriel29

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    Nov 17, 2011 5:40 PM GMT
    set up date with 2 guys because ussual one dosent show up but once for 100 - both of them show up - on the top of that one of them was best friend of my ex which has a little on me long time before.. he show up all happy with a little funny gift. I felt akward
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:44 PM GMT
    Set up a date with a guy and he turn out to be one of my teacher's brother. Felt pretty awkwardicon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
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    Nov 17, 2011 5:45 PM GMT
    Met this guy for lunch and his girl friend shows up. She comes in, attitude blazing, bitching and moaning. So I sit there while she rips into her ex boyfriend (who I guess came out her/dumped her). So after a few awkward minutes I stand up and say "I'm outta here"

    Well then this dumb bitch decides that she needs to start yelling at me. So I just start walking away and I shit you not she starts pushing and shoving me like I'm her boyfriend now.

    I swear if she was a guy I would have put her through the damn wall.

    Anyway, I get outside and her gay ex draws her attention back to himself by trying to calm her down. So I am walking towards my truck and he is walking the other way and then motions for me to call him................Umm no thank you fucking awkward.
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:01 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidSo me an this guy move in together after dating for a while, so I'm thinking we're exclusive. He says he has a friend that needs a place to stay because the place he is living is bad health condition for him so is it okay if he rents out the second bedroom from us, so I'm like sure. I leave for work one day and forgot my tie so turn around and go back figuring no one is home and they do not here me come in and I walk in on them video having sex with each other in our/my bed. I was late for work so didn't really say anything but "forgot my tie" and left.






    That's crazy! Good attitude I would do the same thing!
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:13 PM GMT
    Another awkward.moment was when I set up a date with a.guy. when he arrived to the place he brought hes 3 years old son n said "sorry couldn't find someone to babysitter him" pretty awkward for me
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    Me and my man responded to a Craigslist ad (our first and last) and the other guys turned out to be friends. No they didn't tell us at first....icon_eek.gif
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:28 PM GMT
    Kawalsky94 saidSet up a date with a guy and he turn out to be one of my teacher's brother. Felt pretty awkwardicon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    That's kinda hot
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:44 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidSo this guy was fucking me in the ass, right? I turn around and try to kiss him and he's like, "what are you? Gay?"




    That's halirious! I can't stop laughing! XD
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    Nov 17, 2011 6:53 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidSo this guy was fucking me in the ass, right? I turn around and try to kiss him and he's like, "what are you? Gay?"



    got tears in my eyes that must have been epic !

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    Nov 17, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    So I was pounding this guy in the ass, right? He turned around and tried to kiss me an.............................oh hey Trollileo.............(awkward)
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    Nov 17, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    Claystation saidSo I was pounding this guy in the ass, right? He turned around and tried to kiss me an.............................oh hey Trollileo.......
    ......(awkward)




    Omg! You guys are making my day! I can't stop laughing! My tears are coming out XD
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    Nov 17, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    Was crushing on this one guy for seven months. We'd see each other often. I was a bartender in a gay bar and his friends, that worked at another trendier place, often stopped by after they closed up. I saw him every weekend at another spot too where we had mutual friends -- pretty much the A-list gay crowd in that city. The electricity between us was more evident to everyone else than it was to us and was remarked upon often. I just shrugged it off. What could we possibly have in common?

    Then I saw Him in this other city where I'd go out to party incognoto and we ended up riding back together with this mutual friend and we stopped off at the chic trendy cafe where mutual friend worked to say hi and get coffee, maybe breakfast. Instead of taking a seat with the guys, I walked straight through to the men's room and two beats later He's at the next urinal as I'm zipping up. As I'm wringing my hands under the hand-dryer, I looked over at him washing his hands. Our eyes met in the mirror. This was the very first time tht we'd actually been alone together, out of sight of gossipy and possessive friends. That look ... Green light. we finally ended up having this diabolically intense eruption of passion in the men's room that resulted in a series of cracked ceramic tiles on several walls, all 150-180cm from the floor (head height). And, as we were clamped to each other, grinding away and sucking the life out of each other on the flooded floor, oblivious to the chunks of porcelain from the shattered designer washbasin that had given way under our weight, and with all that water gushing out of the wall where the sink had been, the owner of the bar walked in on us!

    Unexpectedly -- perhaps because he knew us both, and because he wished to have us both working for him rather than for his competitors -- the owner just rolled his eyes, laughed it off and told us to get a room. So we did -- his place.

    After showering, and quietly wandering from room to room, I found him in his bed, under the covers, beaming. I jumped in. "Action! Take Two! Yeehaw!" We took up where we'd left off. Intensity City. Then my hand wandered down below the covers. Then further still ... Almost there ... and then ... HUH?!!! What I felt was no longer than the width of my palm and the thickness of a magic marker. Passion went "poof"! Evaporated just like that; gone. Even though we were the same age, and I found him so beautiful to look at and feel and hear and smell, suddenly he became a boy -- and very much tabboo. Never even so much as saw it. Much awkwardness ensued. Not only in the following hours, but for the remaining months that I lived and worked in his hometown.

    If I were to see him again, and that fire still there, I'd save the situation with a swift creative intervention by doing what never occured to me to do back then: Top!
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    Nov 17, 2011 7:17 PM GMT
    I went on this date with a guy in the military several years ago. This was before DADT ended. Anyway, we were walking down the street just talking and having a good time, nothing more, when all of a sudden one of his friends/military buddies walked toward us on the same side of the street. I would say he was a good half a block away from us when my date spotted him. Can you believe it, my date got all nervous and asked me to walk across the street and hang out on the other side while he stopped and talked with his buddy. Well, they started walking together, so all I could do was follow along on the other side of the street. I swear they walked almost two blocks with me on the othe side following them down the street. I'm amazed the friend didn't notice me walking at the same pace they were.

    Let's just say that it was awkward and, boy, was I pissed!
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    Nov 17, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    CuddleBuddy saidI went on this date with a guy in the military several years ago. This was before DADT ended. Anyway, we were walking down the street just talking and having a good time, nothing more, when all of a sudden one of his friends/military buddies walked toward us on the same side of the street. I would say he was a good half a block away from us when my date spotted him. Can you believe it, my date got all nervous and asked me to walk across the street and hang out on the other side while he stopped and talked with his buddy. Well, they started walking together, so all I could do was follow along on the other side of the street. I swear they walked almost two blocks with me on the othe side following them down the street. I'm amazed the friend didn't notice me walking at the same pace they were.

    Let's just say that it was awkward and, boy, was I pissed!


    I would be pissed too, wtf you just don't do that!
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    Nov 17, 2011 7:22 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidSo this guy was fucking me in the ass, right? I turn around and try to kiss him and he's like, "what are you? Gay?"

    Trolololol.
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    Nov 17, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    Waking up to beautiful man scent, a soft but hard chest and the worlds most perfect nipple right in front of me feeling an arm wrapped around me drawing me closer in to his chest and me thinking... thinking "Good Morning Handso--- OH SHIT!" and realizing I'm naked in bed with a straight best friend and feeling very very bad because I refuse to sleep or do anything with straight guys. I'm just gald he assured me that he knew I was drink and pushed it becasue he was curious and knew it getting me drunk was the only way I'd go for it. He's bi now and I hate his girl friend... if they weren't together I'm sure we would be. Oh well.. luck for Sarah I love her! =-D She treats my friend great!
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    Nov 17, 2011 8:18 PM GMT
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    Trollileo saidSo this guy was fucking me in the ass, right? I turn around and try to kiss him and he's like, "what are you? Gay?"

    Trolololol.


    LMAO!
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    Nov 17, 2011 8:42 PM GMT
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    Claystation saidSo I was pounding this guy in the ass, right? He turned around and tried to kiss me an.............................oh hey Trollileo.............(awkward)
    I just lol'd so hard.

    P.S. That didn't actually happen. (Now you're making me regret not making it happen.)


    LOL! I want to make that akward situation happen just to say I've been there... and I know just the person I could do that with lol! (Oh no someone get the Bad Idea bears away from me!) I love Avenue Q!
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    Nov 17, 2011 8:43 PM GMT
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    Claystation saidSo I was pounding this guy in the ass, right? He turned around and tried to kiss me an.............................oh hey Trollileo.............(awkward)
    I just lol'd so hard.

    P.S. That didn't actually happen. (Now you're making me regret not making it happen.)


    Awww you know I wub you.....sort oficon_wink.gif
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    Nov 17, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
    in my younger days...I was at the xxx book store-slash-peepshow-movie place. It was before computers so I was looking at magazines like Jock, Torso, In Touch, Mandate, you get the idea lol. Then this real nice looking guy walks up to me, we say hi's then he says why dont you come over to my place about 10:30 pm, I say ok. He hands me a scrap of paper with his addy on it. It's like 7:30 pm then so I go home shower, put on a snug pair of 501's nice T shirt. I drive to his apt. go in, he says sit down, Im kind of excited to be doing this when he says "Have you ever thought about giving yourself to the lord" icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif Im like umm umm I gotta go!!!
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    Nov 17, 2011 9:35 PM GMT
    Met a guy online many years ago, after chatting several times we decided to finally meet at his place. He was begging to be fucked. We were about 30 mins in when his fiance barged into the house, and stormed into the bedroom.

    The phone had rung when I first got there, and he fumbled with the phone (he was very nervous)...I guess he didn't hang it up (I'm guessing it was her on the phone), and she worked at a hospital down the street.

    She had me blocked in the driveway, and I had to drive across the lawn to get out. Funny thing is...he called me about 2 hours later to apologize, and asked if we could get together again. Um.....no!

    AWKWARD!!!
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    Nov 17, 2011 9:38 PM GMT
    me burping into his mouth as were making out and getting hot and heavy..
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    Nov 17, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]scottjock6 said[/cite]in my younger days...I was at the xxx book store-slash-peepshow-movie place. It was before computers so I was looking at magazines like Jock, Torso, In Touch, Mandate, you get the idea lol. Then this real nice looking guy walks up to me, we say hi's then he says why dont you come over to my place about 10:30 pm, I say ok. He hands me a scrap of paper with his addy on it. It's like 7:30 pm then so I go home shower, put on a snug pair of 501's nice T shirt. I drive to his apt. go in, he says sit down, Im kind of excited to be doing this when he says "Have you ever thought about giving yourself to the lord" icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif Im like umm umm I gotta go!!![/
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    Literally I cried with this one! XD
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    Nov 17, 2011 10:55 PM GMT
    A friend of mine took me to the gay sauna. And in the very first time I was in there I met one of my work colleagues icon_smile.gif was really awkward