If you don't KISS your not Gay, you can do all other sexual items but KISSING makes you gay - what you think?

  • CarharttFitch

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    Nov 18, 2011 7:36 PM GMT
    So I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY

    1) Kissing is a no-no that definately makes you Gay
    2) One foot out of the bed when sleeping with another guy
    3) Only Oral not sex - doesn't make you gay

    These are the ones he has come across so far - what do you all think about thisicon_question.gif
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    Nov 18, 2011 7:37 PM GMT
    Bwahahahahahaha
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    Nov 18, 2011 8:24 PM GMT
    If you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
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    Nov 18, 2011 8:26 PM GMT
    the fuck?icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 18, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?

    Totally. Too fitted.
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    Nov 18, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    dtht thxc gargag dfgh gargln mdtac bdf lojkm cach?


    Translation:

    Does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?
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    Nov 18, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    Let's see....

    1) Kissing is a no-no that definately makes you Gay

    Lots of bisexuals kiss the same sex and trust me, they are still Bi.


    2) One foot out of the bed when sleeping with another guy

    Interesting....and odd. You mean literally sticking one foot out in the air off the side of the bed?



    3) Only Oral not sex - doesn't make you gay

    Oral what? Oral sex is sex. Ok I don't get this one.

    -Doug
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY

    1) Kissing is a no-no that definately makes you Gay
    2) One foot out of the bed when sleeping with another guy
    3) Only Oral not sex - doesn't make you gay

    These are the ones he has come across so far - what do you all think about thisicon_question.gif


    So let me get this *snicker* straight...

    Dick in your ass? Not gay
    Dick in your mouth? Not gay
    Warm feet? gay

    It is very funny to me that that there are so many guys who think their macho friends will have less trouble with the fact that he gets fucked or sucks dick than the word he uses to describe himself.

    Get over it already. If another guy can give you a boner, you're not straight. You may not be gay, but you're not straight either.
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:06 PM GMT
    It's magical thinking and self-deception.

    These guys, and their beliefs, are both comic and tragic.
  • He_Man

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    Nov 18, 2011 9:06 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile said
    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY


    Get over it already. If another guy can give you a boner, you're not straight. You may not be gay, but you're not straight either.


    I don't think I could have said it better.

    But, there is that rare creature called "gay4pay" who has sex for money. I mean, true, they're just whores, but where would they fall? icon_question.gif
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:08 PM GMT
    CuddleBuddy said
    njmeanwhile said
    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY


    Get over it already. If another guy can give you a boner, you're not straight. You may not be gay, but you're not straight either.


    I don't think I could have said it better.

    But, there is that rare creature called "gay4pay" who has sex for money. I mean, true, they're just whores, but where would they fall? icon_question.gif


    g0y?
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:09 PM GMT
    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY

    1) Kissing is a no-no that definately makes you Gay
    2) One foot out of the bed when sleeping with another guy
    3) Only Oral not sex - doesn't make you gay

    These are the ones he has come across so far - what do you all think about thisicon_question.gif


    1) dip shit
    2) full of shit
    3) bullshit
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:10 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?


    No, but having your mouth stuffed full of fruit makes you look gay.
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?


    Only when you wear it with nipple clamps.
  • groundcombat

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    Nov 18, 2011 9:20 PM GMT
    I always thought bottoming (or maybe also giving head) are what really make you a true gay.

    Bottoms pretty much hold the key to gay. I hope they realize how powerful this makes them. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:24 PM GMT
    groundcombat saidI always thought bottoming (or maybe also giving head) are what really make you a true gay.

    Bottoms pretty much hold the key to gay. I hope they realize how powerful this makes them. icon_twisted.gif



    No way. Really?

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    Nov 18, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    groundcombat saidI always thought bottoming (or maybe also giving head) are what really make you a true gay.

    Bottoms pretty much hold the key to gay. I hope they realize how powerful this makes them. icon_twisted.gif


    No, that makes you a catcher. Looking at a guy and thinking "Hmm, I'd hit it" makes you gay. Some gay men do not do butt sex at all. Some of them think by calling themselves g0y instead of gay this means they are some kind of "less womanly" category. Or something. But it doesn't.
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    Nov 18, 2011 9:58 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    showme saidNo, but having your mouth stuffed full of fruit makes you look gay.
    Or you're just jealous of how sharp my teeth are. (You can't see it right now, but I'm doing the biting thing where I make a loud chomping sound with my teeth.)

    Cash saidOnly when you wear it with nipple clamps.
    The closest thing I have to nipple clamps are jumper cables.


    Wow - I had no idea you were so into the hardcore shit.
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:00 PM GMT
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    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY


    Get over it already. If another guy can give you a boner, you're not straight. You may not be gay, but you're not straight either.


    I don't think I could have said it better.

    But, there is that rare creature called "gay4pay" who has sex for money. I mean, true, they're just whores, but where would they fall? icon_question.gif


    g0y?


    Meh. Generally addicted or otherwise dysfunctional.
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:01 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile said
    Claystation said
    CuddleBuddy said
    njmeanwhile said
    CarharttFitch saidSo I have a friend that is good at conversing with prospective bi-sexual men that have these set of guidelines that make sure that they will never be GAY


    Get over it already. If another guy can give you a boner, you're not straight. You may not be gay, but you're not straight either.


    I don't think I could have said it better.

    But, there is that rare creature called "gay4pay" who has sex for money. I mean, true, they're just whores, but where would they fall? icon_question.gif


    g0y?


    Meh. Generally addicted or otherwise dysfunctional.


    Doe........does that mean I win?
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:03 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?
    Oh honey.. must you ask??????????? icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:04 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidWow - I had no idea you were so into the hardcore shit.
    I'm so electrifying I can jump a dead car battery. Are you shocked?
    Nope, just drained,
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
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    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?
    Oh honey.. must you ask??????????? icon_wink.gif
    So that's a no?
    Bitch, give me that vest!..
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:11 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    TropicalMark said
    Trollileo said
    TropicalMark said
    Trollileo said
    Cash saidIf you make lists of what does and doesn't make you gay you are the gayest Mary sissy lala FAAAAAAG in the Universe.

    Period.
    Does this vest make me look gay?
    Oh honey.. must you ask??????????? icon_wink.gif
    So that's a no?
    Bitch, give me that vest!..
    It was $3.
    Cheap bitch! LMAO
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    Nov 18, 2011 10:11 PM GMT
    That reminds me of the grade school myth that you were gay if you wore green on Thursday.