http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/09/the_captain_requests_that_all_zippers_be_returned_to_the_upright_position.html?wpisrc=obinsite

Some aroused passengers don't even bother with the lavatory, which forces flight attendants to tap them on the shoulder and request that they stop having sex in their seats.


Ok, whip out the stories, all you flight professionals.