Jose Benitez, Peruvian Mayor, Fears Tap Water's Minerals Will Turn Town Gay

  • metta

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    Nov 25, 2011 7:42 PM GMT



    Jose Benitez, Peruvian Mayor, Fears Tap Water's Minerals Will Turn Town Gay


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/22/peru-tap-water-homosexuality-jose-benitez-mayor_n_1107840.html
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    Nov 25, 2011 9:14 PM GMT
    in the back of my mind i can hear that old Stevie Wonder Song....Superstition..............
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    Nov 25, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    Good to know that we're not the only ones with stupid politicians.

    Personally, I'm in favor of water turning people gay. It'll solve the over population problem and improve my dating options.
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    Nov 25, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    icon_neutral.gif As a matter of fact, I've been measuring strontium in ground water all over the country for a few years. I'm sort of surprised by how much there is in some places... but they tend to be pretty red-neck sorta places. I'm not really sure, but at first glance, most of the highest concentrations seem to sort of map along the shorelines of the mid-cretaceous sea-way. Think a line between wisconsin and texas. Flyover country.

    Anyway, where it occurs, there's almost always such a shitload of calcium and magnesium that a) you can't drink it and b) the strontium wouldn't make any difference. (i.e. it acts in the body by displacing calcium, but can't in reality because there's too much calcium to compete in any reaction.)

    Anyway, haven't sensed any friendly vibes from the people who sent in those samples icon_cry.gif
  • Rawrdo

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    Nov 25, 2011 11:40 PM GMT
    Not really relevant but all I could think of was this:
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    Nov 26, 2011 1:56 AM GMT
    Does it turn you gay if you use it as an enema, or only orally?