Holy Crap .... I Knew I Shoulda Went to UMASS

  • GQjock

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    Nov 29, 2011 1:35 AM GMT
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    Nov 29, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    Why would you want to go to a uni that doesn't allow jacking off in the shower?
  • tautomer

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    Nov 29, 2011 5:25 AM GMT
    LMAO! Oh that is fantastic. I bet every guy in that dorm was busting up laughing when they read that notice. Then a bunch of them thought "yeeeeah... not gonna stop doing that".

    I'll never understand mastrubating in the shower though, soap makes things raw. I do it in bed.
  • ryno

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    Nov 29, 2011 5:30 AM GMT
    I guess the students are going to have to resort to having sex in the showers then.
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    Nov 29, 2011 5:42 AM GMT
    That is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.
  • D300

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    Nov 29, 2011 5:48 AM GMT
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Exactly what I was thinking..
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    Nov 29, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    We have those signs at UofO too... and some guys said Duke has them. Maybe it's just a prank?
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    Nov 29, 2011 6:02 AM GMT
    They should have came on the sign...would have been hilarious XD
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    Nov 29, 2011 6:07 AM GMT
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Sorry to Say this but semen isn't water soluble .. so it does clog the drains.. it just stays in the drain pipes.. and can't be removed unless you replace it ..
  • TrentGrad

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    Nov 29, 2011 6:07 AM GMT
    AlexanderB saidThey should have came on the sign...would have been hilarious XD


    Judging by the way it's hanging there, I suspect the came on the back of it in order to stick it up!

    Gotta be resourceful after all. ;) LOL
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    Nov 29, 2011 6:17 AM GMT
    AussieK said
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Sorry to Say this but semen isn't water soluble .. so it does clog the drains.. it just stays in the drain pipes.. and can't be removed unless you replace it ..


    What is this I don't even..



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    Nov 29, 2011 6:18 AM GMT
    AussieK said
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Sorry to Say this but semen isn't water soluble .. so it does clog the drains.. it just stays in the drain pipes.. and can't be removed unless you replace it ..
    If you don't believe him, try getting dried splooge out of carpet.icon_rolleyes.gif

    Then, there's the last sentence on that notice.
  • nv7_

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    Nov 29, 2011 6:20 AM GMT
    I suspect this may not be real, like this:
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    Nov 29, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    RobertF64 said
    AussieK said
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Sorry to Say this but semen isn't water soluble .. so it does clog the drains.. it just stays in the drain pipes.. and can't be removed unless you replace it ..
    If you don't believe him, try getting dried splooge out of carpet.icon_rolleyes.gif

    Then, there's the last sentence on that notice.


    I guess it is a protein, like an egg? That is hilarious! Imagine all the drain pipes that need to be replaced in military schools.
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    Nov 29, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    AussieK said
    AssMan123 saidThat is ridiculous. Semen doesn't clog drains any more than soap, spit or shampoo. This RA is a d-bag.


    Sorry to Say this but semen isn't water soluble .. so it does clog the drains.. it just stays in the drain pipes.. and can't be removed unless you replace it ..


    You're safe, guys. icon_cool.gif Feel free to rub one out in the shower....

    "The letter claims that multiple shower drains have been clogged by excessive amounts of semen, but this is almost impossible. Perhaps it could be done if one were to take a huge tub full of semen and pour it down a drain, but even then I doubt it would stay clogged for long.

    Why is that? For one, a single human body just doesn't produce enough ejaculate per period of masturbation to clog a drain. And if the water is running, then the semen will easily be washed away.

    Think of the drainpipe as just a larger vagina. When initially ejaculated, semen goes through an initial clotting process that allows it to stick to the vaginal wall and not be immediately flushed out. Here, it would theoretically stick to the shower drainpipe. Within five to 40 minutes, though, the semen will liquefy - this is thought to allow the sperm to travel between the vaginal canal and the ova. In a shower, even without water flowing through the pipes, this liquefying will allow the semen to travel down into the septic system and out. And that's if there is no water in the system and no soap. Adding just water will speed up the process; adding soap will cause the jelly-like seminal liquid to separate into globules - just like in those commercials for dish detergent - and be easily washed away. No semen, no clogging, no worries."

    http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/2009/10/15/24144/
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    Nov 29, 2011 7:09 AM GMT
    Simple solution: eat what you make. But then would it clog the toilets?icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 7:22 AM GMT
    Meh- not the first time.

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    Nov 29, 2011 7:23 AM GMT
    I love science icon_razz.gif

    http://joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/34/2/257.abstract

    European Journal of EndocrinologyThe carbohydrates of human semen are partly dialysable and ethanol-soluble, and partly non-dialysable and ethanol-insoluble. The dialysable and ethanol-soluble portion contains fructose as the principal free sugar, and, in addition, inositol, sorbitol, glucose, ribose, fucose, small amounts of certain other sugars and a polysaccharide which, on acid hydrolysis, yields mannose, fucose and amino sugar. The non-dialysable and ethanol-insoluble portion is even richer in polysaccharide material. It contains, in a bound form (g./100 ml. semen): 0·2 amino sugar, 0·1 sialic acid, and 0·4 orcinol-reactive carbohydrate material which on acid hydrolysis yields galactose, mannose, and fucose, but only a trace of glucose. On incubation of human semen at room temperature, a proteolytic breakdown of seminal proteins sets in, accompanied by a release of carbohydrate in an ethanol-soluble form. Glycogen occurs in human semen in traces only.
  • havingfunmtl9...

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    Nov 29, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    Bahahah - this is so entertaining. Thank you ! I needed a laugh. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 7:27 AM GMT
    Probably a fake. Here's another fake that was identified as such:

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    What's hilarious is the response from the university to a freedom of information act:asking if the sign was genuine -

    http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/masturbation_notice

    Thank you for your FoI Request re “Masturbation Notice”.

    The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It was a student prank, and regrettably not even an original prank. The notice appears to be a copycat issue of a similar text hich appeared recently at Durham and Lancaster universities and a number of universities in the States. A quick check on Google should give you more information about these incidents should you require it.

    A strong clue that the notice is fake is the line “Please go home and masturbate if you are bored.” As a matter of policy, the University would never encourage students to go home during term time.

    I understand that two copies of the notice were attached, with chewing gum, to doors of the male toilets in the University of St Andrews Main Library on or about the afternoon of Sunday November 3^th 2011. The notices were removed by Library staff shortly afterwards.

    Far from having a policy on masturbation or outlawing the practice, as the bogus notice alleged, the University encourages the study of it, academically at least. Among the titles in the University ibrary is “Solitary Sex : A Cultural History of Masturbation” by Thomas Walter Laqueur, pub Zone Books, New York, 2003.
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    Nov 29, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    wow... Im glad I have my own shower that I share with my suitemate... I would be laughing my ass off if I saw that! lol.