Ultimate Lover's Revenge

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    Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM GMT
    http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

    I find this hilarious if it's true... While the poor girl will be stuck with this for life (or until a cover-up is completed), she DID sign a consent form icon_biggrin.gif

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    Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

    Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

    No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.



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    What do you guys think, too far?
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    Nov 29, 2011 10:23 PM GMT

    Yes, too far. Hilarious as it is.
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:29 PM GMT
    hahahahhaa. owned.
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:34 PM GMT
    Well she can get it removed with laser tattoo removal. She's not stuck with it for life.
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    Nov 30, 2011 12:37 AM GMT
    "Artist's discretion" is going to be his defence? It'd be fun to watch him get ripped apart in court.

    Doctors make you sign forms, and they've been sued for less.
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    Nov 30, 2011 12:41 AM GMT
    The thing about a bad tattoo is that in the first few days - a tattoo is very vulnerable to be faded and washed out... She had a good chance at reducing it's appearance greatly if she noticed right away (I'm sure she did...)
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    Is it wrong that I want that tat on MY back?
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:43 AM GMT
    OMG thats horrible, I mean yikes!
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    Very douchey of the little turd to do that.
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    Well when you're a pile of shit, I guess the truth sucks, lol! icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    sdgman saidVery douchey of the little turd to do that.

    Turd, fitting.
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    Nov 30, 2011 1:54 AM GMT
    Ryan_Andrew said
    sdgman saidVery douchey of the little turd to do that.

    Turd, fitting.


    I try
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:48 AM GMT
    Narnia has people shitting and flies too.icon_lol.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    I dunno, sometimes we reap what we sow in the strangest ways. Not saying he was right/wrong, just that I hope SHE appreciates the lesson at hand.
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    From the picture it is hard to tell if the tattoo is real. I've been a tattoo artist for the last 18 years and I can't imagine ever doing that to someone, even if they did cheat on me. (Why not just dump them?) Also I'd never tattoo anyone who was drunk (and therefore not in a proper state to consent).

    It's funny as an idea, but not so funny in reality.
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:59 AM GMT
    I agree reep what you sow, she cheated with his long time friend.

  • Nov 30, 2011 3:14 AM GMT
    The true moral of the story is, don't get a tattoo from a tattoo artist on whom you cheated! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 3:21 AM GMT
    Hahaha.
    I hope she loses the court case.

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    Nov 30, 2011 6:19 AM GMT
    Crap (at least according to The Smoking Gun):
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319