Protect your sperm?

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    Nov 29, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    http://www.livescience.com/17223-wi-fi-connected-laptop-hurts-sperm-study-suggests.html

    Well damn.

    I blame Art_Deco's current radioactive status icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:01 PM GMT
    ???

    Were you planning on having kids with a women?
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:02 PM GMT
    Haha. I don't plan on having kids EVER. So I couldn't care less if my swimmers were alive or not.
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:02 PM GMT
    conscienti1984 said???

    Were you planning on having kids with a women?





    No. He was planning on having kids with a man. I keep telling him it'll never work, but he just keeps trying. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    the bigger question, would you hit this? (guy in stock photo on article)

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    I would , he's not bad looking. *slut mode*
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:04 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidHaha. I don't plan on having kids EVER. So I couldn't care less if my swimmers were alive or not.




    So when a guy takes swallows your load, he's eating MILLIONS of dead carcases! icon_neutral.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Stan904 saidthe bigger question, would you hit this? (guy in stock photo on article)

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    I would , he's not bad looking. *slut mode*


    I wouldn't kick him out of bed, although he looks like a hunky version of an ex of mine. It's a little weird!
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    pocketnico saidHaha. I don't plan on having kids EVER. So I couldn't care less if my swimmers were alive or not.




    So when a guy takes swallows your load, he's eating MILLIONS of dead carcases! icon_neutral.gif


    Among other things.
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Scruffypup said
    pocketnico saidHaha. I don't plan on having kids EVER. So I couldn't care less if my swimmers were alive or not.




    So when a guy takes swallows your load, he's eating MILLIONS of dead carcases! icon_neutral.gif

    Cannibalism!
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:10 PM GMT
    conscienti1984 said
    Scruffypup said
    pocketnico saidHaha. I don't plan on having kids EVER. So I couldn't care less if my swimmers were alive or not.




    So when a guy takes swallows your load, he's eating MILLIONS of dead carcases! icon_neutral.gif

    Cannibalism!




    Many Asians believe the more the victim suffers, the more tender the meat. So I always place a black eyed pea in my mouth before oral sex to make those little spermies think they found an egg. Then after several minutes of agony, I swallow the fuckers and chase it with some hot coffee. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 29, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidhttp://www.livescience.com/17223-wi-fi-connected-laptop-hurts-sperm-study-suggests.html

    Well damn.

    I blame Art_Deco's current radioactive status icon_rolleyes.gif

    No, my plutonium pelvis hasn't seen enough action since becoming radioactive to account for this. But if you want your swimmers sunk, my humping hips could apparently do the job. icon_twisted.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:08 AM GMT
    JakeGHK said
    Scruffypup said
    conscienti1984 said???

    Were you planning on having kids with a women?





    No. He was planning on having kids with a man. I keep telling him it'll never work, but he just keeps trying. icon_rolleyes.gif


    He keeps spitting it out.


    How rude.
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:10 AM GMT
    If only you guys knew some of the sleazy messages I've exchanged with some members on here icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:10 AM GMT
    I love my little sperm dudes... I wanna share them with you all icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:18 AM GMT
    Shit... I hate that I'm reading this right now on a laptop using wifi... I want kids. I can't wait to have my frist son, Andrew-Michael. icon_confused.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:21 AM GMT
    I stopped eating Pop Tarts when I found out years ago you could get brain cancer from using your toaster icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:28 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidI stopped eating Pop Tarts when I found out years ago you could get brain cancer from using your toaster icon_rolleyes.gif

    Only if you hold the toaster against your head when making toast.
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:29 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidI stopped eating Pop Tarts when I found out years ago you could get brain cancer from using your toaster icon_rolleyes.gif


    The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists)

    Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, brooms, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, candles, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, hot tea, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, Vatican radio masts, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.

    Meh. You live long enough you're going to get cancer. Some of these I thought were quite funny.
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:33 AM GMT
    Olive oil? Obviously the Mediterranean diet isn't the healthiest diet after all! Boy, now I know my Spanish relatives sure had it wrong frying their potatoes in EVOO.

    I see that butter isn't on the list. Does that mean Paula Deen is going to outlive anyone who cooks with and consumes oil?
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:37 AM GMT
    Of course!

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    Nov 30, 2011 2:39 AM GMT
    Oh this one's better butter.

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    Nov 30, 2011 2:41 AM GMT
    JakeGHK said
    Rodcet said
    pocketnico saidI stopped eating Pop Tarts when I found out years ago you could get brain cancer from using your toaster icon_rolleyes.gif


    You forgot one.


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    Nov 30, 2011 2:43 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidOlive oil? Obviously the Mediterranean diet isn't the healthiest diet after all! Boy, now I know my Spanish relatives sure had it wrong frying their potatoes in EVOO.

    I see that butter isn't on the list. Does that mean Paula Deen is going to outlive anyone who cooks with and consumes oil?


    She consumes oil....she fries a lot of stuff in oil.
    like deep fried cheesecake
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    Nov 30, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    Stan904 said
    pocketnico saidOlive oil? Obviously the Mediterranean diet isn't the healthiest diet after all! Boy, now I know my Spanish relatives sure had it wrong frying their potatoes in EVOO.

    I see that butter isn't on the list. Does that mean Paula Deen is going to outlive anyone who cooks with and consumes oil?


    She consumes oil....she fries a lot of stuff in oil.
    like deep fried cheesecake


    What a traitor!

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    Nov 30, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    Stan904 saidthe bigger question, would you hit this? (guy in stock photo on article)

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    I would , he's not bad looking. *slut mode*


    Oh fuck! He's exactly my beefy type!!! icon_eek.gif