Long-lost relative - funny story

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    Nov 30, 2011 5:21 PM GMT
    So this is kinda funny. My mom just found out that she has a long-lost second-cousin who turns out to be famous across Spain and Latin America. It just so happens that one of my (French) grandmother's first-cousins fathered an illegitimate child with a Spanish woman in the Dominican Republic. This child grew up, moved to Mexico, and became one of the most famous Latin sex symbols of the 1960s and 70s. His name is Andrés García.

    He knew his biological father had family in Guatemala, so he was there a few weeks ago to track down his long-lost relatives. My mom always had the biggest crush on this guy. Now she's all weirded out about it. hahaha...

    I have to admit, he was pretty hot when he was young, and is handsome even now, at 70. I hope I age this well. icon_lol.gif

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    Nov 30, 2011 5:26 PM GMT
    This is just too funny. My grandmother on the Mexican side of my family has long had the hots for him!

    Wow, she'd go crackers if I told her the six degrees of separation between her and the object of her affection.
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    Nov 30, 2011 5:31 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidThis is just too funny. My grandmother on the Mexican side of my family has long had the hots for him!

    Wow, she'd go crackers if I told her the six degrees of separation between her and the object of her affection.

    hahaha... My mom is having serious issues with this...

    Anyway, here he is working out in his skivvies in some cheesy Mexican movie:

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    Nov 30, 2011 5:35 PM GMT
    ...and showing some ass at 02:22...

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    Nov 30, 2011 5:45 PM GMT
    jpBITCHva saidWhen he was young he looked like a young Warren Beatty.


    True. And--doing some googling now--I'll say, his son isn't bad-looking either. I'm in the South now, I'm allowed to lust after my cousin, right?? icon_redface.gif


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    Nov 30, 2011 5:47 PM GMT
    Many states permit marriage between cousins, definitely not limited just to the South. Fortunately Alabama is one of those. But since you're a resident of New York, you're in luck to marry your cousin there also!

    I wouldn't mind having a rodeo with the son.
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    Nov 30, 2011 5:53 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidMany states permit marriage between cousins, definitely not limited just to the South. Fortunately Alabama is one of those. But since you're a resident of New York, you're in luck to marry your cousin there also!

    I wouldn't mind having a rodeo with the son.

    Good to know. Also, we can't reproduce, so, really... it's not like we have to worry about... you know...

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    Nov 30, 2011 6:26 PM GMT
    19c79 said...My mom always had the biggest crush on this guy. Now she's all weirded out about it...


    I can relate to your mom's feelings somewhat. My dad's side is in entertainment and probably issues over big money divided that family two generations back so I don't know most of that side. But a cousin needed our signature to reopen one of our uncle's estate a few years back and so I learned I'd been living for a long time just two miles from a bunch of cousins who I never knew about. One of the first things that came to my mind was all the fun I've had and if one of those encounters wasn't a close relative. Oooops. Oh well, even if so, I suppose it could have been worse: I could have been str8.
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    Nov 30, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
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    19c79 said...My mom always had the biggest crush on this guy. Now she's all weirded out about it...


    I can relate to your mom's feelings somewhat. My dad's side is in entertainment and probably issues over big money divided that family two generations back so I don't know most of that side. But a cousin needed our signature to reopen one of our uncle's estate a few years back and so I learned I'd been living for a long time just two miles from a bunch of cousins who I never knew about. One of the first things that came to my mind was all the fun I've had and if one of those encounters wasn't a close relative. Oooops. Oh well, even if so, I suppose it could have been worse: I could have been str8.

    Sounds like you need to start asking for detailed genealogical charts before bringing a guy home.
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    Dec 01, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    19c79 saidSounds like you need to start asking for detailed genealogical charts before bringing a guy home.


    You mean I should have asked his name first? But then isn't there danger of commitment? I can't handle that pressure so I moved instead. Of course, where I moved to, it turns out, there's more long lost family just an hour away. (Oh cousin of mine, what can of worms have you opened.) So assure your mom that no place is safe, no carnal thought without risk. And that she and your father both owe you one for not accepting your being gay since you now know they've got that whole incest thing going. Fair is fair. I'd be layin' on the guilt, heavy.
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    Dec 01, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    OMG GET OUT! Andres Garcia is still a fucking hunk!!! I can't blame your mom, everyone has a crush on him. So did she get to meet him in person?
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    Dec 01, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
    Hypnotico saidOMG GET OUT! Andres Garcia is still a fucking hunk!!! I can't blame your mom, everyone has a crush on him. So did she get to meet him in person?

    Yeah, and apparently they're planning a larger family reunion next year. icon_rolleyes.gif I know my family, and I assure you, if he weren't famous, no one would be talking about it--they would actually be going to extremes to keep other people from knowing about this illegitimate offspring of some irresponsible relative... In fact, I found out some 15 years ago that my mom's brother had a daughter out of wedlock with a "lower class" girl. I (being the annoying teenage brat I was icon_twisted.gif ) mentioned it once during a family event. I was promptly reprimanded, and warned against the showers of shame that would rain upon the family if this secret ever got out.
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    Dec 01, 2011 3:42 AM GMT
    This sounds like a secret worth bragging about if you ask me.
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    Dec 01, 2011 3:46 AM GMT
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    Hypnotico saidOMG GET OUT! Andres Garcia is still a fucking hunk!!! I can't blame your mom, everyone has a crush on him. So did she get to meet him in person?

    Yeah, and apparently they're planning a larger family reunion next year. icon_rolleyes.gif I know my family, and I assure you, if he weren't famous, no one would be talking about it--they would actually be going to extremes to keep other people from knowing about this illegitimate offspring of some irresponsible relative... In fact, I found out some 15 years ago that my mom's brother had a daughter out of wedlock with a "lower class" girl. I (being the annoying teenage brat I was icon_twisted.gif ) mentioned it once during a family event. I was promptly reprimanded, and warned against the showers of shame that would rain upon the family if this secret ever got out.


    It's like a telenovela, well, ask Andres for me, if he needs any help with his bombita down there, you know how he's always talking about it on TV. icon_lol.gificon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 01, 2011 3:51 AM GMT
    I'm related to three famous people - Joel Grey, Jennifer Grey and one of the "Dynasty" vixens. Trade ya for Senor Hot Panties!
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    Dec 01, 2011 4:25 AM GMT
    19c79 said...they would actually be going to extremes to keep other people from knowing about this illegitimate offspring of some irresponsible relative... In fact, I found out some 15 years ago that my mom's brother had a daughter out of wedlock....


    I love those stories and have one also that I didn't learn about until just a few years ago.

    My grandmother was a dancer in the Ziegfeld Follies before marrying into a famous entertainment family. Turns out, before marrying my grandfather, she had given birth to a son (not my dad). Her father was a furrier and it was unheard of then (ie, not that it didn't probably happen a lot, just that it was unspoken of) to have a child out of wedlock so my grandmother and greatgrandmother left town "on holiday" until the child was born, who was then raised as my grandmother's brother instead of as her son. That probably didn't effect her emotionally at all, huh.

    For most of my life it was never mentioned that my father wasn't an only child as that was how he would later be raised. So there's a whole branch of my family who don't even know what generation they are because of some stupid convention of being embarrassed about human nature.
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    Dec 01, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    Seriously..Father and Son wow......

    Ok I am just a dirty guy....
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    Dec 01, 2011 5:33 AM GMT
    He's a hunka hunka burning lust at 70.

    I swear, Spanish men are possibly THE sexiest men on the planet.
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    Dec 14, 2011 6:48 PM GMT
    Wow, things continue to get interesting on my mother's side of the family. It was interesting enough to find out how much of my family in Mexico were originally Jews deported from Spain. Now I've been learning that much of my family that has remained in Spain is made up of gitanos. My grandmother told me that the Muñoz and Bueno lines of the family were particularly prominent in the flamenco scene in Sevilla and Aragón. She even showed me a few really old pictures of my great-aunts vestidas de flamenca. I'll try to scan and upload those to show you guys. Very pretty costumes!

    Who would've thought I had some gypsy heritage though? Even that surprised me.
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    Dec 14, 2011 6:49 PM GMT
    EastCoastNAZ saidHe's a hunka hunka burning lust at 70.

    I swear, Spanish men are possibly THE sexiest men on the planet.


    behind the majority of black men of course.
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    Dec 15, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    pocketnico saidWow, things continue to get interesting on my mother's side of the family. It was interesting enough to find out how much of my family in Mexico were originally Jews deported from Spain. Now I've been learning that much of my family that has remained in Spain is made up of gitanos. My grandmother told me that the Muñoz and Bueno lines of the family were particularly prominent in the flamenco scene in Sevilla and Aragón. She even showed me a few really old pictures of my great-aunts vestidas de flamenca. I'll try to scan and upload those to show you guys. Very pretty costumes!

    Who would've thought I had some gypsy heritage though? Even that surprised me.

    Hah! That's funny. Yeah, post the pictures when you scan them.
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    Dec 15, 2011 8:42 PM GMT
    19c79 said

    Anyway, here he is working out in his skivvies in some cheesy Mexican movie:



    I'm pretty sure I own a pair of those same underwear. icon_confused.gif

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    EastCoastNAZ saidHe's a hunka hunka burning lust at 70.

    I swear, Spanish men are possibly THE sexiest men on the planet.


    behind the majority of black men of course.


    Duh.
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    Dec 15, 2011 9:46 PM GMT
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    19c79 said

    Anyway, here he is working out in his skivvies in some cheesy Mexican movie:

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    I'm pretty sure I own a pair of those same underwear. icon_confused.gif

    running11 said
    EastCoastNAZ saidHe's a hunka hunka burning lust at 70.

    I swear, Spanish men are possibly THE sexiest men on the planet.


    behind the majority of black men of course.


    Duh.

    I still can't figure out what's on the crotch. Is it supposed to be some kind of design? Cause it kinda looks just like a gross stain.

    And I'm with y'all as far as the hotness of many black men. Turkish and Middle Eastern men, when in shape, are pretty hot, too.