Does anyone else get intense erections from spicy food?

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    Nov 30, 2011 6:55 PM GMT
    I was eating thai food with my friends last night and we pretty much all like really spicy food. I ordered the hottest thing on the menu and it was yummy. I was only about 3 or 4 bites in before an epic tent pitching-began and I was like

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    This wasn't one of those play around half-assed boners either, it was more of a 110% all systems go type of boner.

    The worst part is that the decor of this restaurant was that almost everything is made of glass or other transparent including the tables and chairs and I think our waiter saw.

    I just crossed my legs like a proper lady for the rest of the night. icon_redface.gif

    Does anyone else get really big hard erections from eating hot food? I can't be alone on this, and it's a pretty common occurrence for me...
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    Nov 30, 2011 6:57 PM GMT
    HAHAHA!

    Hm, I'm an avid fan of all things hot and spicy. I eat something spicy almost every day. That's simply my preferred taste in food. And as for my hormones, well, I certainly am frisky all the time. I never thought of a correlation between spicy food and randiness.
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    Nov 30, 2011 6:59 PM GMT
    Now I feel boring by comparison. All I get is an itchy scalp from eating very spicy foods.
  • disasterpiece

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    Nov 30, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Pics or it didn't happen.







    ...And I mean it.
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    Nov 30, 2011 7:05 PM GMT
    LOL....no only from eating lots of garlic icon_razz.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 7:17 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidI was eating thai food with my friends last night and we pretty much all like really spicy food. I ordered the hottest thing on the menu and it was yummy. I was only about 3 or 4 bites in before an epic tent pitching-began and I was like

    50265_241495468572_824588_n.jpg

    This wasn't one of those play around half-assed boners either, it was more of a 110% all systems go type of boner.

    The worst part is that the decor of this restaurant was that almost everything is made of glass or other transparent including the tables and chairs and I think our waiter saw.

    I just crossed my legs like a proper lady for the rest of the night. icon_redface.gif

    Does anyone else get really big hard erections from eating hot food? I can't be alone on this, and it's a pretty common occurrence for me...


    You have GOT to get laid Dekiruman.

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  • LJay

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    Nov 30, 2011 7:19 PM GMT
    Never heard of this, but if it works, go with it.

    Hmm. This roast chicken needs some more cayenne and garlic!

    Now I know why that hotel put pepper sauce on the bedside table.
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    Nov 30, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    Too bad you didn't have a cute, gay Thai server because most of the servers in a number of Thai restaurants here are cute, gay boys. He could've offered "dessert" icon_wink.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 7:21 PM GMT
    Usually smoked salmon or salmon sashimi will give me a rager (though not like instantly, lol)
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    Nov 30, 2011 7:26 PM GMT
    Maybe stop putting hot peppers up your ass?
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    Nov 30, 2011 8:12 PM GMT
    Nope, never had that happen. Maybe spicy foods get your blood circulation going. I would however, recommend eating spicy foods instead of taking Viagra for boner inefficiencies icon_biggrin.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 8:25 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidDoes anyone else get really big hard erections from eating hot food?
    Hot food? No.
    Hot guys? Yes.
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    Nov 30, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    gas? yes. Boner? no
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:28 PM GMT
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    maybe it's from all the asian waiters at the Thai restaurant? you just mistakenly attributed to the spicy food
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:30 PM GMT
    i always get a little excited when i use cumin icon_smile.gif
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:30 PM GMT
    waimea gives me a hard on.
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:32 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidwaimea gives me a hard on.

    waimea is not a spice
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:32 PM GMT
    waimea said
    Lostboy saidwaimea gives me a hard on.

    waimea is not a spice


    You sure added spice to my sex life Waimea!
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:34 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    waimea said
    Lostboy saidwaimea gives me a hard on.

    waimea is not a spice

    You sure added spice to my sex life Waimea!

    You're just living vicariously through my sluttiness
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:34 PM GMT
    waimea said
    Chainers said
    waimea said
    Lostboy saidwaimea gives me a hard on.

    waimea is not a spice

    You sure added spice to my sex life Waimea!

    You're just living vicariously through my sluttiness


    I know Im not nearly as slutty as I would like to be
  • DCEric

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    Nov 30, 2011 9:35 PM GMT
    No, but at 20 just about anything would give me a stiffy.
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidDoes anyone else get really big hard erections from eating hot food? I can't be alone on this, and it's a pretty common occurrence for me...


    This explains my last time at a Thai restaurant when the waiter left our table each time, never turning his back on us but backing away until he was almost across the room. And here I thought he was just being extremely polite.
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:46 PM GMT
    Waimea is not a spice, but he is hot and saucy.

    But no, no ass pics yet. He is a whole bunch of fail in that department.
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    AlphaTrigger saidUsually smoked salmon or salmon sashimi will give me a rager (though not like instantly, lol)


    duly noted.
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    Nov 30, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidWaimea is not a spice, but he is hot and saucy.

    But no, no ass pics yet. He is a whole bunch of fail in that department.


    keep saying that and you'll join a bunch of others in the un-hotlitsted list

    oh speaking of which I haven't re-hotlisted you yet I think