Airline charges passengers by the pound.

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    Jun 06, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
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    Jun 06, 2008 7:38 PM GMT
    That is hilarious! icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 06, 2008 7:40 PM GMT
    The Story of Dick Derrie and Derrie-Air

    "Dick's longing to plunge into Derrie-Air began in 1994..."
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    Jun 06, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
    And over the intercom they play that old song,

    "London Derriere"
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    Jun 06, 2008 10:25 PM GMT
    LMAO. Love it.
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    Jun 06, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
    you guys do realize that was an advertisment joke, right?
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    Jun 06, 2008 11:34 PM GMT
    That's very funny, and it is intended as a joke, but. . . . see below. . . from Bloomberg News, earlier this week. . . the full article is on bloomberg.com


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    June 3 (Bloomberg) -- Imagine two scales at the airline ticket counter, one for your bags and one for you. The price of a ticket depends upon the weight of both.

    That may not be so far-fetched.

    ``You listen to the airline CEOs, and nothing is beyond their imagination,'' said David Castelveter, a spokesman for the Air Transport Association, a Washington, D.C.-based trade group. ``They have already begun to think exotically. Nothing is not under the microscope.'' He declined to discuss what any individual airline might be contemplating, including charging passengers based on weight.

    With fuel costs almost tripling since 2000, now accounting for as much as 40 percent of operating expenses at some carriers, according to the ATA, airlines are cutting costs and raising revenue in ways that once were unthinkable. U.S. Airways Group Inc. has eliminated snacks. Delta Air Lines Inc. is charging $25 for telephone reservations. AMR Corp.'s American Airlines last month became the first U.S. company to charge $15 for one checked bag.

    Even a cold drink may be harder to come by aloft.

    Singapore Airlines Ltd., whose shares have fallen 8.9 percent this year, is ``trying to eliminate unnecessary quantities of extra water'' to save weight, Chief Executive Officer Chew Choon Seng said in an interview.

    ``When you hear some people talking about putting showers on their planes, that strikes me as counterintuitive,'' he said.

    Logical Step

    After U.S. airlines reported combined first-quarter losses of $1.7 billion and crude oil jumped to a record $133.17 a barrel on May 21, almost double from a year earlier, fares based on a passenger's weight may be a logical step, said Robert Mann, head of R.W. Mann & Co., an aviation consultant based in Port Washington, New York.

    ``If you look at the air-freight business, that's the way they've always done it,'' he said. ``We're getting treated like air freight when we travel by airlines, anyway.''

    ``Laughter aside, the airlines are just in a desperate situation,'' said David Swierenga, president of consulting firm Aeroecon in Round Rock, Texas, who dismissed weight-based ticket sales and steep price increases as unrealistic.