ZOMBIES!!!

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:36 AM GMT
    There is a Zombie Attack...

    WHat would you do?

    How would you survive?

    DO you have a safe place you can go?

    WHo would you save...or try to save?
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    Jun 07, 2008 7:15 AM GMT
    Good thing I spent all that time playing Resident Evil. I am so ready for those zombies.
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    Jun 07, 2008 8:08 AM GMT
    As a water head I fear no zombies.
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Jun 07, 2008 9:13 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidAs a water head I fear no zombies.

    Not even zombie sharks?

  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 07, 2008 9:22 AM GMT
    Well I'd be prepared to discuss....

    er, um.. I assume you meant other than Munching Zombie
    on here.... LOL

    Just a funny James...


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  • trebor965

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    Jun 07, 2008 9:35 AM GMT
    i think about this a lot. often times i make zombie hunting teams when i start day dreaming. for instance, if i am with a group of folks in a public place i start thinking "what if a zombie was to run thru the door and raise holy hell in the imediate vacinity. what would i use as a weapon? whose baby would i grab in order to shield me from zombie bites? who would be the flakey whore to fuck things up? what dumb ass would shoot the first innocent victim? how long could i stay where the initial attack happened? how cool is my hair going to look by the end? would i cry if i had to shoot a zombie loved one? plenty of unanswered questions to be had?


    here is a question for zombie lovers. can we eat zombie meat without making the grizzly change?



    would you have fast or slow zombies?

    i think i want mine to be mildly cognitive, and ragefully rapid. with nice abs, of course, but not nicer than mine.
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    Jun 07, 2008 12:03 PM GMT
    Blend
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    Jun 07, 2008 12:08 PM GMT
    Be like Nicole Kidman in The Invasion.
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    Jun 07, 2008 1:19 PM GMT
    I actually think about this a lot.

    I live in a beach community and I've wondered what it would be like if a zombie infection raced through our city, chomping down on everyone in sight.

    This thought also occurs to me when I'm at the mall. What if there was a zombie breakout?

    First, I'd make friends instantly with a few of the guys who seemed to be stand-up types. . . I can't stand whiners or negative people. If they were good-looking, all the better. In fact. . . come to think of it, that would be a prequisite.

    We'd get guns + ammo, bow and arrow, croquet mallets, etc, at the sporting goods store, and grab weights and perfect push-up cylinders to keep ourselves in shape. If we had time, we'd grab a bench and a decline sit-up board.

    Then we would hole up down in the food court. The Chick Filet, maybe? -- Though we'd get sick of that afterwhile. That's the problem with food courts, there's hardly anything that's healthy.

    But then we'd slam down that overhead door, lock the place down and blow away any zombies in the vicinity. And any negative people. Any guy who loses his abs during confinement gets kicked out into Zombieland. Sorry, but it's a cold world.





  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jun 07, 2008 1:35 PM GMT
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    Jun 07, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
    I capture all the hot ones and form them into an elite (albeit stupid and slow moving) force of zombie pimps/strippers/gardeners/pool boys. see below for semi hot zombie dude:

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    I know they are hard to train, but there's plenty of fat people flesh around for me to use as a system of rewards/punishments.

    If they do good, they get to eat a fat guy and/or his brain. If they don't do what I tell them, I show them fire. They have an unnatural fear of fire for some reason. Prolly cause it moves fast and they move slow.

    I know at some point my sexy little zombie army might turn on me, in which case I would climb a tree and call my friend Matt. Zombies are loathe to climb trees (again for reasons unknown) and my friend Matt is a mixed martial arts fighter...he would totally kick their asses.

    Failing that, I would probably just go to WalMart. I mean seriously, you can't tell the difference between zombies and the regular people at WalMart.
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    Jun 07, 2008 2:08 PM GMT
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI actually think about this a lot.

    I live in a beach community and I've wondered what it would be like if a zombie infection raced through our city, chomping down on everyone in sight.

    This thought also occurs to me when I'm at the mall. What if there was a zombie breakout?


    When I am in LA traffic, I sometimes wonder what would happen if a dinosaur suddenly came stomping down the freeway.
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    Jun 07, 2008 2:08 PM GMT
    trebor965 saidi think about this a lot . . how cool is my hair going to look by the end?


    I love this question.
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    Jun 07, 2008 2:11 PM GMT
    LittleDudeWithMuscles saidI actually think about this a lot.


    A lot? I mean, like several times a day? During your lunch break? While you're at the gym? In the john? While having sex?

    We need specifics.
  • UncleverName

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:30 PM GMT
    I'd find the few closest friends and family nearby (as in, within ten minutes walk of me) and tell them to meet me at the marina immediately. We don't have any guns in Canada, so I'd grab a huge chopping cleaver from my kitchen, put it in my back pocket, and then grab a bat and head out. My partner would grab as many small steak knives as we have in our kitchen; he's great with knives and would know to throw them straight at the head of the zombie's. On the way to the marina, I'd stop at the closest grocery store and steal tons of beef jerky, and baking powder. Once at the marina, we'd steal a boat and head to one of those small islands out in the pacific that no one lives on. Once there, we'd eat the beef jerky and use the baking powder to purify some salt water (cause we'd be dehydrated from all of the beef jerky). We'd figure out how to grow and eat local fauna before the beef jerky runs out, and how to create one of those big glass drums that uses the sun to make clean water. After that, my partner and I would build the biggest most fabulous bamboo shelter ever, and we'd have the most happening place on the whole small island. Nothing to do after that, but repopulate the human race.
  • Timbales

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:31 PM GMT
    Behead them with a machete and set their bodies on fire.
  • DiverScience

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:36 PM GMT
    Head for the woods. I've got all the skills and 90% of the equipment needed to survive alone in the woods.
  • Squarejaw

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:37 PM GMT
    The Zombophobia displayed here is appalling and offensive to the GLBTZ community.
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    Jun 07, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
    well, most ppl attack them with brute force, but they're nearly indestructible except by total incineration or dismemberment. so i say fight fire with fire: they're animated with magic, so i'd try and attack the problem at the source with occultism ;)

    u think a circle of protection would hold them back? if its fortified with the blood of a black rooster and consecrated salt? lol

    if they're soulless animated bodies, it'd be tricker to turn the tides against them than if it were, say, demons possessing corpses. there's a lot more literature out there on demonology :p though, if its soulless animated bodies- there'd be some necromancer at the source of it all, so it'd be easy to knock the problem out that way. hell spilling over into corpses or some such chaos would be a lot less hopeful of a situation.


    now, if VAMPIRES were real, i'd want to join 'em ;)
  • MattyC0709

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:42 PM GMT
    I'd get my Facebook Zombies! icon_razz.gif

    Of course, I haven't used them for an invasion for a while, so I don't think they'll be able to handle an attack. icon_confused.gif
  • EricLA

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    Jun 07, 2008 3:51 PM GMT
    I'd pull out my lightsabre and use the Force.
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    Jun 07, 2008 3:55 PM GMT
    EricLA saidI'd pull out my lightsabre and use the Force.


    a very reasonable tactic :p or, you could 'flame on!' and just devastate them with some some hard-core greco-roman wrestling :p
  • kinetic

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    Jun 07, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    I'd find a chain-saw and tell everyone to meet me @ the Winchester!

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    Jun 07, 2008 5:37 PM GMT
    Since I have read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks I feel rather confident that I am well prepaired for the next major zombie outbreak. Don't worry, I'll be going from town to town saving all the hotties hehe.
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    Jun 07, 2008 5:44 PM GMT
    I conjure demons and make a deal with them.

    Make me the demonic leader of the zombies, allow me to control them through necromantic means, and i will be sure that i create such chaos that the surviving humans fall in to depravity, resulting in more souls for the firey pits of Hell. icon_twisted.gif