I capture all the hot ones and form them into an elite (albeit stupid and slow moving) force of zombie pimps/strippers/gardeners/pool boys. see below for semi hot zombie dude:
I know they are hard to train, but there's plenty of fat people flesh around for me to use as a system of rewards/punishments.
If they do good, they get to eat a fat guy and/or his brain. If they don't do what I tell them, I show them fire. They have an unnatural fear of fire for some reason. Prolly cause it moves fast and they move slow.
I know at some point my sexy little zombie army might turn on me, in which case I would climb a tree and call my friend Matt. Zombies are loathe to climb trees (again for reasons unknown) and my friend Matt is a mixed martial arts fighter...he would totally kick their asses.
Failing that, I would probably just go to WalMart. I mean seriously, you can't tell the difference between zombies and the regular people at WalMart.