The Gay Test

  • metta

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    Dec 02, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
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    Dec 02, 2011 3:52 AM GMT
    I'm pregnant? icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 02, 2011 4:49 AM GMT
    I see two people dancing AND a set of knockers.
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    Dec 02, 2011 4:50 AM GMT
    I see boobies I see titties ! and I still love cock, MAJOR FAIL !
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    Dec 02, 2011 4:59 AM GMT
    If I see a penis does that mean I win?
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    Dec 02, 2011 6:10 AM GMT
    fauuuuck!
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    Dec 02, 2011 2:35 PM GMT


    Uh oh...two satellite dishes on the tops of mountains.

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    Dec 02, 2011 2:39 PM GMT
    Transsexual.
  • bad_wolf

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    Dec 02, 2011 2:40 PM GMT
    Clang clang clang...
  • gymguydave

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    Dec 02, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    So what if I know I'm gay and I just saw two people fighting. Am I converted back to the heterosexual world?!? Lol
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    Dec 02, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    I read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.
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    Dec 02, 2011 3:01 PM GMT
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    Well, I guess this settles it for me.
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    Dec 02, 2011 3:22 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    According to that I'm straight on both counts xD

    But I see the dancers.
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    Dec 02, 2011 3:50 PM GMT
    lolwut?
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    Dec 02, 2011 3:54 PM GMT
    saw the dancers.

    Of course, the text telling us that seeing dancers = teh ghey kinda fucks with the results, no?
  • a303guy

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    Dec 02, 2011 3:56 PM GMT
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    Uh oh...two satellite dishes on the tops of mountains.



    WIN!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 02, 2011 4:06 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidI see two people dancing AND a set of knockers.



    I noticed both immediately, I wonder what that means...LOL
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    Dec 02, 2011 4:07 PM GMT
    metta8 said392895_10150994121890532_197951960531_21

    Oh, cuz straight ppl are supposed to see boobs! icon_biggrin.gif
    Does that make me bi? icon_wink.gif lol
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:00 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:03 PM GMT
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    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.


    Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    Stuttershock said
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.


    I think it was Murphy Brown. I know they did a gag where you tell a guy that there's something stuck to his heel.

    A gay man would lift his lower leg up and check it by peering over his shoulder, thusly:

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    A straight man would drop his head straight down and twist his heel towards his face to check.
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:14 PM GMT
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    Stuttershock said
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.


    I think it was Murphy Brown. I know they did a gag where you tell a guy that there's something stuck to his heel.

    A gay man would lift his lower leg up and check it by peering over his shoulder, thusly:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlZbiI7SA74SzxL1YVMvQ

    A straight man would drop his head straight down and twist his heel towards his face to check.


    Either way I would fall on my ass. I guess whether the noise I made was a grunt or a squeal would be my "tell".
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:17 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile said
    earthsearch said
    Stuttershock said
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.


    I think it was Murphy Brown. I know they did a gag where you tell a guy that there's something stuck to his heel.

    A gay man would lift his lower leg up and check it by peering over his shoulder, thusly:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlZbiI7SA74SzxL1YVMvQ

    A straight man would drop his head straight down and twist his heel towards his face to check.


    Either way I would fall on my ass. I guess whether the noise I made was a grunt or a squeal would be my "tell".


    Falling on your ass would make you straight. Sciences haz proven that gays have excellent balance.
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:17 PM GMT
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    lol i will try the first one
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    Dec 02, 2011 5:19 PM GMT
    earthsearch said
    njmeanwhile said
    earthsearch said
    Stuttershock said
    njmeanwhile saidI read in a novel years ago that two apparent "tells" for guys were:

    • Ask him to look at his fingernails. A straight guy will hold his hand palm up and curl his fingertips towards him; a gay guy will hold his hand palm down with fingers extended.
    • Hold your finger up a few feet away from him above forehead level and tell him to look at it. A straight guy will tilt his whole head back; a gay guy will just roll his eyes up.


    No scientific evidence there; this just made me think of it. And obviously telling him why you're asking fucks up the results.


    I swear that first one was used as a joke on either Seinfeld or Frasier.


    I think it was Murphy Brown. I know they did a gag where you tell a guy that there's something stuck to his heel.

    A gay man would lift his lower leg up and check it by peering over his shoulder, thusly:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlZbiI7SA74SzxL1YVMvQ

    A straight man would drop his head straight down and twist his heel towards his face to check.


    Either way I would fall on my ass. I guess whether the noise I made was a grunt or a squeal would be my "tell".


    Falling on your ass would make you straight. Sciences haz proven that gays have excellent balance.


    Having a 50-foot difference in my vision took care of that for me.