BONER KILL!!! What Kills YOUR boner? ;)

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    Dec 03, 2011 6:51 AM GMT
    OKay so I was watching my novela with my mom and there was this scene where the guy (hunkasaurus Gabriel Soto) is trying to hook up with his wife's sister (the wife doesn't want to put up cause he doesn't love him and ya'll know how it goes in novelas).

    Okay well the guy was taking a shower and as he gets out in a towel the wife's mother knocks on the door of the hotel room. Well you guys know what happened. The mom slapped the shit out of the sister and said she disowned her.

    The guy was absolutely mortified, but his wife's sister still wanted a piece of some of his meat and he was obviously not in the mood anymore.

    So I thought to myself damn poor bitch you ain't getting’ any anymore, Shit not after that. Like what a total boner kill.

    So I wanted to make a thread for personal stories of the WORST boner kill you have ever experienced. So please post away. icon_smile.gif

    Here's mine. I was on a date with this guy and we were supposed to go watch a movie, but ended up just going to dinner and then to his house. We were on the couch making out and he said I'll be back. It had been like 10 mins and finally I decide to get up and see what’s wrong. He had diarrhea, very bad diarrhea. It started to stink up the hallway so I said bye and let myself out. Yeah never heard from the poor guy again. Hahaha!

    Sooo... what’s yours? icon_smile.gif
  • bmoney1

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:29 AM GMT
    I don't know if I have as specific of a story as the OP, but two things that first come to mind as boner killers are bad smells and dirty/nasty fingernails. Both disgusting to me.
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    Dec 03, 2011 8:59 AM GMT
    bmoney1 saidI don't know if I have as specific of a story as the OP, but two things that first come to mind as boner killers are bad smells and dirty/nasty fingernails. Both disgusting to me.

    Well yeah anything that takes you out of the mood and deflates mini-me. lol icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 9:46 AM GMT
    Guys who watch novelas with their mom haha jk, if he's racist against any race. That's a boner killer for me.
  • MikemikeMike

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    Dec 03, 2011 10:31 AM GMT
    OP hopefully your kissing doesn't give all your dates the runs!! j/k.

    This was some time ago about 8 yrs back. Met this guy we hung out and were both pretty into each other. He looked like Stallone in the good days. We exchanged numbers and decided to hang. About the second time we were gonna meet up he said he needed a ride because his friend and him were in a car accident. She hit a parked car. The two idiots left the scene, but the front tire wouldn't turn left. They made right turns till they were far enough away he said. He got out and pulled the bumper out with a crobar and then his bare hands. I picked him up and she drove off he had his shirt off and it was wrapped around his hand. I said I guess were not going out because he had no shirt no jacket. We drove to his place and he said his hand hurt but was ok. In no time it was covered in blood. He said don't worry and we started kissing and then I looked down and he bleed through onto his jeans and the carpet. Boner killicon_exclaim.gif I took him to the sink and unwrapped his hand. It was deep. I rinsed it out under cold water then went to look for something to clean it up. He had no hydrogen peroxide no bandages nothing not even tylenol. I had him wrap his hand in my undershirt and I told him to hold it tight and I put duct tape around my T shirt. I said we should go to the hospital and he said he would be ok?? I had to literally drag his ass to my car we went to a nearby hospital. There was a really long wait and he told me he had no insurance and said lets go it's not that bad. I found out later he was afraid of needles. I asked where the nearest Catholic Hospital was and the nurse gave me directions. I knew they would not refuse him service. She asked if it was a stabbing because we both had blood on our clothing- Hahaha I said NO. I drove like an ambulance there with my flashers on we got there they saw him quick he ended up needing 20 internal stitches and twice as many external. He still wanted to hook up, but I said no. It was about 4 am. Def boner kill!!
    Every once in a blue moon I hear from him and he thanks me because he was gonna just cancel meeting me that night and just go to bed. The ER Dr. told him he might have bleed to death. I still think he's handsome, BUT I wouldn't hook up and wouldn't date him because he was/is so irresponsible and took place in a hit and run car accident and God knows what the frigg else. He told me last time we spoke he still doesn't have insurance because he is self employed and he hasn't seen a Dr or been to a hospital since?? He said how can I not think of you everytime I see my own hand and the scar from the stiches. Awwicon_redface.gif He said he still had fun that night -me not so much!
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    Dec 03, 2011 10:55 AM GMT
    MikemikeMike saidOP hopefully your kissing doesn't give all your dates the runs!! j/k.

    This was some time ago about 8 yrs back. Met this guy we hung out and were both pretty into each other. He looked like Stallone in the good days. We exchanged numbers and decided to hang. About the second time we were gonna meet up he said he needed a ride because his friend and him were in a car accident. She hit a parked car. The two idiots left the scene, but the front tire wouldn't turn left. They made right turns till they were far enough away he said. He got out and pulled the bumper out with a crobar and then his bare hands. I picked him up and she drove off he had his shirt off and it was wrapped around his hand. I said I guess were not going out because he had no shirt no jacket. We drove to his place and he said his hand hurt but was ok. In no time it was covered in blood. He said don't worry and we started kissing and then I looked down and he bleed through onto his jeans and the carpet. Boner killicon_exclaim.gif I took him to the sink and unwrapped his hand. It was deep. I rinsed it out under cold water then went to look for something to clean it up. He had no hydrogen peroxide no bandages nothing not even tylenol. I had him wrap his hand in my undershirt and I told him to hold it tight and I put duct tape around my T shirt. I said we should go to the hospital and he said he would be ok?? I had to literally drag his ass to my car we went to a nearby hospital. There was a really long wait and he told me he had no insurance and said lets go it's not that bad. I found out later he was afraid of needles. I asked where the nearest Catholic Hospital was and the nurse gave me directions. I knew they would not refuse him service. She asked if it was a stabbing because we both had blood on our clothing- Hahaha I said NO. I drove like an ambulance there with my flashers on we got there they saw him quick he ended up needing 20 internal stitches and twice as many external. He still wanted to hook up, but I said no. It was about 4 am. Def boner kill!!
    Every once in a blue moon I hear from him and he thanks me because he was gonna just cancel meeting me that night and just go to bed. The ER Dr. told him he might have bleed to death. I still think he's handsome, BUT I wouldn't hook up and wouldn't date him because he was/is so irresponsible and took place in a hit and run car accident and God knows what the frigg else. He told me last time we spoke he still doesn't have insurance because he is self employed and he hasn't seen a Dr or been to a hospital since?? He said how can I not think of you everytime I see my own hand and the scar from the stiches. Awwicon_redface.gif He said he still had fun that night -me not so much!

    Well totally agree blood and a sickening cut would be a def-en-elle boner kill. But that's kinda cute... AAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He thinks of you when he sees his arm. Awwwwwww!!! Very romantic. I'm such a loser.

    And you should totally give him a second chance. icon_smile.gif