How About MOTD for my Birthday?

  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 4:24 PM GMT
    Hah! Doubtful. But let's do it, huh?

    On Monday, I turn 26. Dear God I'm getting old. I'm over the quarter-of-a-century mark. I'll be too old for the HPV vaccine. I'm no longer carded. That insurance thing about being 25 and the rate going down turned out to be a lie. She told me it's 26. Well, they lied again.

    All in all, it sucks because I have no freaking idea where the last 8-9 years of my life went. It's all one giant blur... not I'm starting to feel like time is passing me by too fast and I'm not strapped into my seat just yet. icon_eek.gif I still have no idea what I want out of life. I mean, I do, but whenever I start on the avenue, I lose interest. It's frustrating and I hate that. *shakes fist*

    I don't really make a big deal out of my birthday. I probably haven't for a long time. But, I suppose the only thing I will be focusing in on is, well... I'm getting older and that prospective six pack I've been dying for since I was 12 years old is slipping further and further away... Le sigh. I don't really have a career... just a full-time job. It sucks, I make a bigger deal out of it than I should, but I'm on the cusp of paying off all of my other debt and will be able to focus solely on my $95,000 in student loans, so that's a good thing. *crosses fingers* Here's to hoping I can somehow pay them off in 9 years icon_biggrin.gif

    Anywho, if I get MOTD for my birthday, I'll do whatever anyone wants. Anything. icon_biggrin.gif ← That should prove interesting.

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    Dec 03, 2011 4:27 PM GMT
    Anything? Why do I feel like you have no intention of actually living up to that promise.
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 4:32 PM GMT
    Hahaha. Perhaps I should say "anything within reason" or... at least something that will at least be possible to cater to an online crowd icon_lol.gif

    I'm bored! What do I have to lose? (Last shred of dignity aside)
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    Dec 03, 2011 4:32 PM GMT
    You do know that when you make a thread like this, a campaign for yourself, you are at the same time making a strong campaign for whoever else is up there for the vote?
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    Dec 03, 2011 4:33 PM GMT
    oh man, i was reaching for a razor blade while reading your post. you definitely have my vote.
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 4:36 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidYou do know that when you make a thread like this, a campaign for yourself, you are at the same time making a strong campaign for whoever else is up there for the vote?


    Hence the sheer irony of it. Clearly I don't fit into the atypical "RealJock Man of the Day Fapworthy Adonis" category that fills both the MOTD and the "runner up" category icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 6:11 PM GMT
    Wow - at YOUR age...I hope you can hang on 'til Monday. I guess when yer staring down the big Two Six square in the eye - you just come to terms with your own mortality.

    STFU.

    I will vote for you even though I HATE these kinda threads.

    But you said you would do ANYTHING and I have nearly 2 decades of experience on you and I have discovered some of the filthiest most disgusting acts possible that anyone with more than 26 years of life experience would NEVER agree to. So be sure to get LOTS of rest over the weekend and bid farewell to your dignity and your ability to walk without a limp.

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  • Havenjock80

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    Dec 03, 2011 6:16 PM GMT
    when do I vote? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 6:19 PM GMT
    26 and you think you are getting old, thats just sad, go move to the top of a mountain where time goes by slower.
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    Dec 03, 2011 6:20 PM GMT
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    Cash saidSo be sure to get LOTS of rest over the weekend and bid farewell to your dignity and your ability to walk without a limp.

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    Guys limp after that? Amateurs. icon_rolleyes.gif I make 'em limp though ;)
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:14 PM GMT
    Considering the fact that I'm older than you, and that you painted such a lovely picture of the aging process, I think I'll refrain from casting my vote for you...

    If it makes you feel better, I have never voted for anyone yet
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:17 PM GMT
    Way too early for a mid life crisis
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:19 PM GMT
    smthjock saidConsidering the fact that I'm older than you, and that you painted such a lovely picture of the aging process, I think I'll refrain from casting my vote for you...

    If it makes you feel better, I have never voted for anyone yet


    Haha, it's best you don't throw your vote away on me anyways ;) There's much better prospects on the current list anyways (faze2). And my view of "aging" is hardly a view at all. Don't take it seriously icon_razz.gif

    Claystation saidWay too early for a mid life crisis


    Nah, I'm far from a midlife crisis. Consider it a venting of sorts.
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:21 PM GMT
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    Claystation saidWay too early for a mid life crisis


    Nah, I'm far from a midlife crisis. Consider it a venting of sorts. [/quote]

    I'm sorry I meant a 1/4-ish life crisis icon_biggrin.gif
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    Ah, you said -ish!

    Doesn't count.
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    kuroshiro saidAh, you said -ish!

    Doesn't count.


    ..................DAMNIT!!icon_mad.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:28 PM GMT
    kuroshiro saidAh, you said -ish!

    Doesn't count.


    It does for @Clay.

    No one actually thought he could count that high.
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    Well he did get to twenty-five... I guess that says something.
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:32 PM GMT
    kuroshiro saidWell he did get to twenty-five... I guess that says something.


    Spelling out "25" will only confuse him...
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:37 PM GMT
    The only thing that confuses me is fat chicks who think wearing tighter clothing makes them somehow cute icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:38 PM GMT
    Claystation saidThe only thing that confuses me is fat chicks who think wearing tighter clothing makes them somehow cute icon_confused.gif


    Stop talking about me behind my back.
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:39 PM GMT
    DudeInNOVA said
    Claystation saidThe only thing that confuses me is fat chicks who think wearing tighter clothing makes them somehow cute icon_confused.gif


    Stop talking about me behind my back.



    icon_eek.gif oh heeeeeey dude...........I didnt see you there icon_confused.gif um you're little brothers shirt looks super cute on you bro icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 03, 2011 7:40 PM GMT
    Claystation saidThe only thing that confuses me is fat chicks who think wearing tighter clothing makes them somehow cute icon_confused.gif


    C'mon...admit it...ya know you wanna taste...

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    Dec 03, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
    Cash said
    Claystation saidThe only thing that confuses me is fat chicks who think wearing tighter clothing makes them somehow cute icon_confused.gif


    C'mon...admit it...ya know you wanna taste...

    fat-girl.bmp


    I'd hit that.........in the face with my foot if it got close enough