Add-A-Verse to A New Christmas Song! UPDATED

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  Dec 06, 2011 8:56 PM GMT

  {To the Tune of "Jingle Bells"}
  
  
  
  Prancing through the mall
  On my way to Macy's store
  I'm off to buy more clothes
  Cause I'm a fashion whore!
  I went to A&F
  To buy some skinny jeans
  The clerk said I was too old
  Well she's a big ol' Queen!
  
  Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
  Dangle all the way
  Oh what fun Christmas is when
  You're young and Gay
  Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
  Dangle all the way
  Oh what fun Christmas is when
  You're young and Gay!
  
  So I went to Hollister
  To see if I could score
  I had to shove my way
  Through the crowded door
  I tried on hip-fit jeans
  The shoppers were all aghast!
  I thought I had the bod
  But was missing half my ass!
  
  Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
  Dangle all the way
  I guess you shouldn't wear those
  Clothes if you're not 19!
  Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
  Dangle all the way
  I guess you shouldn't wear those
  Clothes if you're not 19!
  
  
  continue with your verses
  

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  Dec 06, 2011 9:27 PM GMT

  Ba da da chhhhhhh....

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  Dec 06, 2011 9:29 PM GMT

  

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  Dec 06, 2011 9:34 PM GMT

  I Lol'd.......a lot

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• coolarmydude
  
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  Dec 06, 2011 9:35 PM GMT

  I am currently listening to sky.fm's Christmas channel. Bing Crosby's Jingle Bells version is excellent. Love it!

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  Dec 06, 2011 9:49 PM GMT

  CoolArmy: I cringe every time I hear Madonna/Britney/whoeverthehellitis that sings that sped-up, Betty-Boop sounding version of Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby"
  
  
  Thanx for the comments, guys...but no verses?

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  Dec 06, 2011 10:05 PM GMT

  Sorry. I cannot at this time. I have the Christmas channel on right now, which interferes with my limited musical skills in focusing on another song at the same time PLUS I am buzzed drinking a Jack & Coke.

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  Dec 06, 2011 10:06 PM GMT

  So I could have my way with you if I was there, huh.....

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  Dec 07, 2011 1:26 PM GMT

  No new verses?

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  Dec 08, 2011 1:10 PM GMT

  Hm. Not as creative on here as I had thought.

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  Dec 16, 2011 11:53 AM GMT

  Hm, it seems no one liked "Dangle Wrist".
  Fine. Let's try another song:
  
  (To the Tune of "Let It Snow!")
  
  "Oh, the conditions at work are frightful
  and the bosses aren't delightful,
  pretty soon we will all be let go,
  This job blows,
  This job blows,
  This job blows!"
  
  
  
  Anyone have another verse?
  Or try a different song.

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