Dec 06, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
{To the Tune of "Jingle Bells"}
Prancing through the mall
On my way to Macy's store
I'm off to buy more clothes
Cause I'm a fashion whore!
I went to A&F
To buy some skinny jeans
The clerk said I was too old
Well she's a big ol' Queen!
Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
Oh what fun Christmas is when
You're young and Gay
Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
Oh what fun Christmas is when
You're young and Gay!
So I went to Hollister
To see if I could score
I had to shove my way
Through the crowded door
I tried on hip-fit jeans
The shoppers were all aghast!
I thought I had the bod
But was missing half my ass!
Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
I guess you shouldn't wear those
Clothes if you're not 19!
Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
I guess you shouldn't wear those
Clothes if you're not 19!
continue with your verses
Prancing through the mall
On my way to Macy's store
I'm off to buy more clothes
Cause I'm a fashion whore!
I went to A&F
To buy some skinny jeans
The clerk said I was too old
Well she's a big ol' Queen!
Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
Oh what fun Christmas is when
You're young and Gay
Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
Oh what fun Christmas is when
You're young and Gay!
So I went to Hollister
To see if I could score
I had to shove my way
Through the crowded door
I tried on hip-fit jeans
The shoppers were all aghast!
I thought I had the bod
But was missing half my ass!
Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
I guess you shouldn't wear those
Clothes if you're not 19!
Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
Dangle all the way
I guess you shouldn't wear those
Clothes if you're not 19!
continue with your verses
