Add-A-Verse to A New Christmas Song! UPDATED

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    Dec 06, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    {To the Tune of "Jingle Bells"}



    Prancing through the mall
    On my way to Macy's store
    I'm off to buy more clothes
    Cause I'm a fashion whore!
    I went to A&F
    To buy some skinny jeans
    The clerk said I was too old
    Well she's a big ol' Queen!

    Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
    Dangle all the way
    Oh what fun Christmas is when
    You're young and Gay
    Oh, dangle wrist, dangle wrist
    Dangle all the way
    Oh what fun Christmas is when
    You're young and Gay!

    So I went to Hollister
    To see if I could score
    I had to shove my way
    Through the crowded door
    I tried on hip-fit jeans
    The shoppers were all aghast!
    I thought I had the bod
    But was missing half my ass!

    Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
    Dangle all the way
    I guess you shouldn't wear those
    Clothes if you're not 19!
    Oh, Dangle wrist, dangle wrist
    Dangle all the way
    I guess you shouldn't wear those
    Clothes if you're not 19!


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  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 06, 2011 9:27 PM GMT
    Ba da da chhhhhhh....
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    Dec 06, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
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    Dec 06, 2011 9:34 PM GMT
    I Lol'd.......a lot icon_biggrin.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 06, 2011 9:35 PM GMT
    I am currently listening to sky.fm's Christmas channel. Bing Crosby's Jingle Bells version is excellent. Love it!
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    Dec 06, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    CoolArmy: I cringe every time I hear Madonna/Britney/whoeverthehellitis that sings that sped-up, Betty-Boop sounding version of Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby"icon_neutral.gif


    Thanx for the comments, guys...but no verses?
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  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 06, 2011 10:05 PM GMT
    Sorry. I cannot at this time. I have the Christmas channel on right now, which interferes with my limited musical skills in focusing on another song at the same time PLUS I am buzzed drinking a Jack & Coke.
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    Dec 06, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    So I could have my way with you if I was there, huh.....icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 1:26 PM GMT
    No new verses? icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 08, 2011 1:10 PM GMT
    Hm. Not as creative on here as I had thought.
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    Dec 16, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
    Hm, it seems no one liked "Dangle Wrist".
    Fine. Let's try another song:


    (To the Tune of "Let It Snow!")

    "Oh, the conditions at work are frightful
    and the bosses aren't delightful,
    pretty soon we will all be let go,
    This job blows,
    This job blows,
    This job blows!"



    Anyone have another verse?
    Or try a different song.