WTF? Am I becoming straight?

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    Dec 07, 2011 2:55 AM GMT
    Ok so I had the most awkward dream last night and I can't expain it what so ever and now I am scared shit...Perhaps some of you may shed some light....

    So I was at an exclusive bar with my friend and out of no where Kim Kardashian shows up accompanied with her sisters. At first I said to myself, "What it is this bitch doing here" Well it turns out that she and her sisters approached me and started chatting with me. Then the unexpected happened. I ended up going home with them and fucked the shit out of Kim and her sisters all at the same time. All I remember was that it was fun and that they couldn't keep their hands off me... and I wanted more.

    Ok first point.... I fucking hate the entire Kardashian family and think they are a waste of plastic.

    Second point....I am no top what so ever... heck I won power bottom of the year last year.

    Are there any dream interpreters out there?
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    Dec 07, 2011 2:57 AM GMT

    Hmmm...I dreamt I won the lottery jackpot, several times. Guess what?

    The clerk at the store said, "Sorry, not a winner. "

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    Dec 07, 2011 2:58 AM GMT
    Sex dreams are rarely about sex... they're usually about power.
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    Dec 07, 2011 3:00 AM GMT
    Larkin_PLR saidSex dreams are rarely about sex... they're usually about power.


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    POWAAAA!!!
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    Dec 07, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
    That's what I get for scanning... I skipped right over 'dream', and thought "Bitch you didn't sleep with Kim."

    OMG.
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    Dec 07, 2011 3:55 AM GMT
    Did you get a stiffy in the middle of the night? If yes, your gay card is revoked. If you check no, don't worry about it.
  • austex85

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    Dec 07, 2011 3:58 AM GMT
    Regardless of your story, the fact that a dream began with
    QUOTE Aggieboy"So I was at an exclusive bar with my friend and out of no where Kim Kardashian shows up accompanied with her sisters"

    keeps your gay card intact
  • kuroshiro

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    Dec 07, 2011 4:07 AM GMT
    Aggieboy saidheck I won power bottom of the year last year.


    I laughed and I probably shouldn't have... icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 4:17 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidWere they she-males in the dream?


    hahaha, no these were chicks. real chicks and moaned like chicks.... real white chicks
  • Brando

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    Dec 07, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    I had a dream once, I was at a party and in a bedroom with these two chicks and I was eating them out.... and right during the middle, out of no where, she shot two golf balls out of her vagina and into my mouth.

    Then the house caught on fire and the entire party ran outside and I opened the door to a fire truck only to find a fireman in there with the same chick..

    And he looked at me and started to tell me about how amazing she is, and how she can do this trick with...

    "..golfballs?" I said.
    he looked and me and asked, "ball buddies?"
    "Ball buddies!" I confirmed
    And off in the distance some other drunk guy yelled "ball buddies!!!"

    Then I woke up.
    it was the most lucid dream I've ever had.
    could even remember not being able to close my jaw because two golf balls were jammed in between my teeth.


    If you find out an answer, let me know what it means.
    until then.. just enjoy it.
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    Dec 07, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    You want to kill your father so you can have sex with your mother.
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    Dec 07, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    Dude.....it's a DREAM. If you dream you have sex with your mother, it doesn't mean you're attracted to Mommy. It means it's a friggin DREAM. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 4:39 AM GMT
    Rodcet saidThat's what I get for scanning... I skipped right over 'dream', and thought "Bitch you didn't sleep with Kim."

    OMG.


    LOL I thought the same.
  • buckled

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    Dec 07, 2011 4:42 AM GMT
    Stan904 said
    Rodcet saidThat's what I get for scanning... I skipped right over 'dream', and thought "Bitch you didn't sleep with Kim."

    OMG.


    LOL I thought the same.


    Ditto lmao
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    Dec 07, 2011 5:48 AM GMT
    Maybe you just have a strong desire to hate fuck them? icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 5:57 AM GMT
    Does the word "Roofie" mean anything? icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gif
    I would think the security around them would be intense.
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    Dec 07, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    yes you are
  • bmoney1

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    Dec 07, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    Brando saidI had a dream once, I was at a party and in a bedroom with these two chicks and I was eating them out.... and right during the middle, out of no where, she shot two golf balls out of her vagina and into my mouth.

    Then the house caught on fire and the entire party ran outside and I opened the door to a fire truck only to find a fireman in there with the same chick..

    And he looked at me and started to tell me about how amazing she is, and how she can do this trick with...

    "..golfballs?" I said.
    he looked and me and asked, "ball buddies?"
    "Ball buddies!" I confirmed
    And off in the distance some other drunk guy yelled "ball buddies!!!"

    Then I woke up.
    it was the most lucid dream I've ever had.
    could even remember not being able to close my jaw because two golf balls were jammed in between my teeth.


    If you find out an answer, let me know what it means.
    until then.. just enjoy it.




    Lol. Too funny! I have some whack dreams, but that beats them all!
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    Dec 07, 2011 6:08 AM GMT
    Brazzers.com look for a lesbian only scene, if you can jerk off to it and cum in less than 10 mins then yes ure bi.
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    Dec 07, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    Eh, that's nothing... I almost came at the ceiling when someone posted that pussy-eating GIF recently. Whaaaaat? That thing looked so moist and eatable The dude was eating that thing full mouth open like it was the last fuckin pussy in the world (I'm getting a boner just thinking about it icon_redface.gif )
    (OMG CHIdude is back)
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    Dec 07, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Scruffypup saidDude.....it's a DREAM. If you dream you have sex with your mother, it doesn't mean you're attracted to Mommy. It means it's a friggin DREAM. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Perhaps the best response on here. Simple and to the point without all the crap and gif's.

    And honestly, I think that many people would be surprised by the fact that "100%" straight and gay men DO have dreams about the same sex (in regards to straight men) and the opposite sex (in regards to gay men). You, mon ami, like myself, fall into the LARGE category of people who fall in the gray area of sexuality where we are predominately gay but not one of those so-called "pure" gay men.
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    Dec 07, 2011 7:12 AM GMT
    Aggieboy saidOk so I had the most awkward dream last night and I can't expain it what so ever and now I am scared shit...Perhaps some of you may shed some light....

    So I was at an exclusive bar with my friend and out of no where Kim Kardashian shows up accompanied with her sisters. At first I said to myself, "What it is this bitch doing here" Well it turns out that she and her sisters approached me and started chatting with me. Then the unexpected happened. I ended up going home with them and fucked the shit out of Kim and her sisters all at the same time. All I remember was that it was fun and that they couldn't keep their hands off me... and I wanted more.

    Ok first point.... I fucking hate the entire Kardashian family and think they are a waste of plastic.

    Second point....I am no top what so ever... heck I won power bottom of the year last year.

    Are there any dream interpreters out there?


    Its okay... I have dreams from time to time about fucking the shit out of asian chicks. Truth is that I have a real thing for asian guys. Could just be you heard something about Kim and her sisters and were like... I hate these hoes so much bam! make em hurt. I don't know. lol... either way that's pretty funny as hell.
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    Dec 07, 2011 7:19 AM GMT
    lmao