Talking on the phone while taking a piss?

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    Dec 07, 2011 7:54 PM GMT
    I just saw the strangest thing. A man was at the urinal taking a piss while talking on the phone. I have to ask, is this normal? Do people always do stuff like this? What is so important it cant wait til after your dump/piss to get to the person?

    How many people are a little weirded out by this and how many people do it?

    Just curious...
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    Dec 07, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    well probably about as normal as the time i went to take a piss and then i hear someone talking on their cell while taking a dump... and not like a quiet whisper, full blown conversation and super loud.

    it was very awkward...
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    smthjock saidwell probably about as normal as the time i went to take a piss and then i hear someone talking on their cell while taking a dump... and not like a quiet whisper, full blown conversation and super loud.

    it was very awkward...


    Well, I think I'd prefer ear someone talking on the phone while taking a dump rather than their usual sighs, groanind and deep breathing. This abnormally loud noise dudes usually make when pooing is grossing me out so much, it always sound like they're doing it on purpose.

    Please guys, remain silent when you poo.
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:07 PM GMT
    I've heard quite a few guys talking on their phone while on the shitter. I can understand playing around on your phone to kill the time, but how tacky to be talking to someone while you're dropping deuces!

    I haven't seen as many guys on their phone while at the urinals fortunately. I've seen that only a handful of times. That's only asking for disaster, though, because their phone could easily slip and fall onto the floor or into the urinal!

    Personally, I prefer taking a piss/shit without company. I figure that's private time I'm entitled to.
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:19 PM GMT
    Reminds me of a story that happened to my best friend who's a bigger girl. Was a few years ago and she had a friend coming into town to meet her and he had to call on a payphone so she couldn't miss the call. Went to a restaurant to use their washroom but the door wouldn't lock in the stall. So she's sitting on the toilet and of course her friend calls so she has to answer it and talk to him and as she's talking some guy walks in and pulls the stall door open because it can't lock. So there she is bigger girl on the toilet talking on the phone lol.

    This thread reminded me of that icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    Isn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidIsn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)


    I have never seen a phone in a toilet...

    What hotels do you go to?
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:39 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidIsn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)


    yes, some hotels do have phones built into the toilet area of their guest rooms. in fact, plenty of houses are built that way as well. Though, now that i think about it, it does seem that those are older models. They must have caught onto the fact that everything's wireless!
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:41 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    mindgarden saidIsn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)


    I have never seen a phone in a toilet...

    What hotels do you go to?


    When I stayed at Four Seasons on Maui and Halekulani on Waikiki there were phones in the toilet.
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:41 PM GMT
    Hahahahaha

    Talking on the phone while pissing or slamming?!


    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:41 PM GMT
    Cityaznguy said
    Chainers said
    mindgarden saidIsn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)


    I have never seen a phone in a toilet...

    What hotels do you go to?


    When I stayed at Four Seasons on Maui and Halekulani on Waikiki there were phones in the toilet.


    You must be kidding me. This is rediculous. What is so important that you cant wait for like 4 minutes til your done?
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:44 PM GMT
    too much information ... and please don't flush until you hang up
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:49 PM GMT
    Chainers said
    Cityaznguy said
    Chainers said
    mindgarden saidIsn't that why fancy hotels always have phones by the toilet?

    (er, do they still? I guess I haven't been in one for a while.)


    I have never seen a phone in a toilet...

    What hotels do you go to?


    When I stayed at Four Seasons on Maui and Halekulani on Waikiki there were phones in the toilet.


    You must be kidding me. This is rediculous. What is so important that you cant wait for like 4 minutes til your done?


    I don't do it. I just said that these phones do exist in the bathroom.

    I dunno....maybe if you're trying to auction off a large penis-shaped diamond at Sotheby's or something? That it can't wait? I dunno how the filthy rich guys think or operate
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:50 PM GMT
    I always know if someone is in the shitter when I call as you can hear the echo...dead giveaway! Needless to say I hang up and call back later.
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    Dec 07, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
    All I can think of is: "do you know where that handset has been?"

    *glug* *glug*

    Alcohol wipes won't get me to touch that handset. Autoclave might.

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    Dec 07, 2011 9:05 PM GMT
    People in my office do that. If I ever got the idea someone was on the john talking to me, I'd hang up on 'em.

    I think the phone in the john maybe more for if you hurt yourself. A lot of higher-end hotels do this. In Italy they have a pull-buzzer thing in the shower (even in houses) that rings the doorbell so you can get help if you fall or something.
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    Reminds of Leslie Neilsen who, in an Airplane movie, was wearing a mic and did his business in a stall with great gusto.
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:31 PM GMT
    I travel a lot for work and see this happening all the time in airport restrooms. I think it is beyond bizarre and almost want to say something.

    An old coworker said he'd love to be able to fart REALLY loud on purpose and say, "Ahhhhhhh, that was a good one!" when there's a guy on the phone at the next urinal. Would be great to have the person on the other end of the line say, "Hey, where the hell are you, Frank???"

    And seriously, with phone cameras today, who's to say that it's not some creepy guy with his phone recording video while he's pretending to talk on the phone? Blech!
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:33 PM GMT
    I like to take a piss (or a shit) while posterbating on RJ.
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:34 PM GMT
    NakedBudd saidReminds of Leslie Neilsen who, in an Airplane movie, was wearing a mic and did his business in a stall with great gusto.


    Was Naked Gun!!!
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:36 PM GMT
    Talking on the phone while relieving oneself is (at best) tacky, crass, and insulting.

    At least hit the mute button between squirts!
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:37 PM GMT
    I don't see what the big deal is really. I'd never do it in a public place but if I'm at home and on a conference call or talking to someone for a long time and I have to pee then of course I'm going to go pee while on the phone. I just would never flush or I'd flush and then book it so that they can't hear it lol.

    I don't see how it's possibly insulting unless you're actually telling the person what you're doing. If they don't know then who cares, I'm sure people have done far worse while on the phone.
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    I talk on the phone while dropping bombs... and 99% of the time no one will ever know muahahahahaha icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    Multi-tasking. Almost always a desirable trait.
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    Dec 07, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    I do, but I make sure to aim at the porcelain to not give it away that I am. icon_wink.gif

    If you do it aiming for the water, its pretty obvious.