What exactly is in a gay starter kit?

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    Dec 08, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    (yes...I know there really isn't such a thing but just having fun and wanted to see the responses). I lack design and fashion sense and am always told to hand over my card and kit. lol
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    Dec 08, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    Book of acronyms.
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    Dec 08, 2011 7:15 PM GMT
    The starter kit comes with a pack of condoms, lube, gay porn, and a gym membership.

    Also, it gives you an incredible sense to attract women on you like moths to the flame.
  • johndubuque

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:38 PM GMT
    bottled water...oh wait, that was a few decades ago in Heathers.
  • patmos9990

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    Expensive underwear, uncomfortable shoes, tight jeans and a black t-shirt, black button up shirt, and black sweater.
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    Dec 08, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
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    I don't actually think you are stupid. I just like the graphic.
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:45 PM GMT
    AXE deodorant. icon_cry.gif
  • stratavos

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    if I were to make one for a "new gay" I'd probably include a gym membership, one jockstrap, one pair of booty shorts, a thong, a G-string, some condoms, a tube of water-based lube, as well as a link to a torrenting site for gay porn, and finally, the dates and times for local pride groups for the city that they live in.

    that sounds like most of the necessities, right?
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    stratavos saidif I were to make one for a "new gay" I'd probably include a gym membership, one jockstrap, one pair of booty shorts, a thong, a G-string, some condoms, a tube of water-based lube, as well as a link to a torrenting site for gay porn, and finally, the dates and times for local pride groups for the city that they live in.

    that sounds like most of the necessities, right?


    Your kit is expired!!
  • Montague

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    Dec 08, 2011 9:51 PM GMT
    Would there be different kits for the sexual roles or just varied items in one whole kit? icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 08, 2011 9:53 PM GMT
    Butt plugs, 3 sizes? And a bulb syringe?
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    Dec 08, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    johndubuque saidbottled water...oh wait, that was a few decades ago in Heathers.


    that would have been my answer too (mineral water) LOL at the homosexual artefacts
    watch at 2:00 (and funny again at 7:17 )

  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 08, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    glitter. For those protest moments.

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    Dec 08, 2011 10:27 PM GMT
    Gay Starter Kit

    -Gym Membership
    -50 extra strong condoms
    -water based lube
    -a douche
    -a small dildo to practice with (I´m not into it is not acceptable until you have tried at least 15 times over a period of at least a year)
    -RJ membership.


    Starter Kit Plus

    - a leather X harness
    - a jock strap
    - cock ring
    - body shaver


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    Dec 08, 2011 10:28 PM GMT
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    Order now and we'll include for an extra shipping charge only

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    Common sense not included.
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    Dec 08, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    theantijock said[...]
    Common sense not included.


    This disclaimer is a must on all gay kits, whatever level they be.
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    Dec 08, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    BuddyinNYC said
    theantijock said[...]
    Common sense not included.


    This disclaimer is a must on all gay kits, whatever level they be.


    Actually, it is not well advertised--so you didn't hear it here--but there is just the one you can special order. It's for new gays who don't wanna have any fun.
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    Dec 09, 2011 12:05 AM GMT
    Knee pads and chapstick.
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    Dec 09, 2011 12:12 AM GMT
    You already have everything you need- access to the internet. People don't really meet people anymore.
  • mybud

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    Dec 09, 2011 12:18 AM GMT
    coolarmydude saidglitter. For those protest moments.

    Wish that box was full of turds.......
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    Dec 09, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    Nice underwear, mirrored Aviator shades, gym membership, sketchers casual shoes and of course a dildo
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    Dec 09, 2011 5:36 AM GMT
    rendon saidNice underwear, mirrored Aviator shades, gym membership, sketchers casual shoes and of course a dildo


    sketchers shoes? really? you almost had it there.
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    Dec 09, 2011 5:40 AM GMT
    Lots of cheese sauce, fatty steak, stretch pants, white socks, wife beater shirts, mullets, Taco Bell, Payless, trucker hats, foot odor, and the occasional missing front teeth.

    Oh what? the gay starter kit? Nevermind... please go on (I was thinking something waaaaaaaaaay off icon_redface.gif )
  • LJay

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    Dec 09, 2011 6:58 AM GMT
    The Big Book of Broadway Musicals?

    The USA Guide to Free Clinics?

    The Bartender's Manual to Multicolored Drinks with FABULOUS Garnishes?



  • LJay

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    Dec 09, 2011 6:59 AM GMT
    The Big Book of Broadway Musicals?

    The USA Guide to Free Clinics?

    The Bartender's Manual to Multicolored Drinks with FABULOUS Garnishes?