I DEMAND Ariodante return to RJ NOW!!!!!!!

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    Dec 08, 2011 8:29 PM GMT
    He is a GOD amongst RJ Dudes and it is not the same without him. The site suffers, my heart is bereft and we ALL miss his Hot, Hunky semi-nakedness and un-rivaled jock-filling expertise.

    It is my one true Christmas (and Chanukah and Kwanzaa) wish.

    Maybe if enough of us believe...I mean REALLY believe...maybe just MAYBE he will come back...
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    Dec 08, 2011 8:31 PM GMT
    Put it in a letter to Santa icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 08, 2011 8:49 PM GMT
    I want it too! Where do we find this Ariodante to get him back here?
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    Dec 08, 2011 8:53 PM GMT
    There must be SOME temptation he can not resist. SOMETHING so tantalizing even he could not refuse. Money? Power? Sexual gratification?

    BACON ICECREAM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
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    Dec 08, 2011 8:53 PM GMT
    I was just thinking about making a thread today, "Gone but not forgotten: Remembering Inactive Members of RJ," which had Ariodante on top of my listicon_exclaim.gif

    Ariodante is gone for nowicon_cry.gif, but his scent still lingers.
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    Dec 08, 2011 8:58 PM GMT
    I fully support this message.

    He is a Mexican legend here, and for good reason.

    I suggest hiring a highly skilled mercenary to locate and retrieve. There must be a gay one of those on RJ somewhere. Bitch can't hide forever, thanks to the power and will of internet forums =]


    I'm sure he will be back soon, whenever he is ready.... Well, I hope =s
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    Dec 09, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    Well, I was plannin' on stopping by my local farm to pick up a few goats to sacrifice to Ðonar and Wødan (Thor and Odin) ...

    ...I suppose I could pick up the materials for a summoning circle to bring back Ariodante icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 09, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    ^ I'm down

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    Dec 09, 2011 2:32 AM GMT
    _SAGE_ saidI fully support this message.

    He is a Mexican legend here, and for good reason.

    I suggest hiring a highly skilled mercenary to locate and retrieve. There must be a gay one of those on RJ somewhere. Bitch can't hide forever, thanks to the power and will of internet forums =]


    I'm sure he will be back soon, whenever he is ready.... Well, I hope =s


    I thought I was a Mexican legend around here!!!icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif

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    Dec 09, 2011 2:33 AM GMT
    Without Ariodante, bacon hath no flavor.
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    Dec 09, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    However, I still eat bacon every day. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 09, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    The absence of Ariodante has not slowed down my bacon consumption. However, I admit it's better to share the joy with someone.
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    Dec 09, 2011 2:53 AM GMT
    Maybe he realized he's a better person without it. I wish I had his strength...
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    Dec 09, 2011 2:55 AM GMT
    mochamuscle saidMaybe he realized he's a better person without it. I wish I had his strength...


    Without...




    ... the bacon ?

    Naaaah, Ariodante wouldn't.
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    Dec 09, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    Oh my god...Christmas decorated Cash icon_eek.gif it actually coincided my laptop died a couple days after I hid my profile, so I'm posting this from my phone after being alerted of this thread by my scantily clad elite ninja covert RJ spies.

    By all means keep the dying goats coming though! =D!
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    Dec 09, 2011 4:12 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidOh my god...Christmas decorated Cash icon_eek.gif it actually coincided my laptop died a couple days after I hid my profile, so I'm posting this from my phone after being alerted of this thread by my scantily clad elite ninja covert RJ spies.

    By all means keep the dying goats coming though! =D!


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  • JP85257

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    Dec 09, 2011 4:12 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidOh my god...Christmas decorated Cash icon_eek.gif it actually coincided my laptop died a couple days after I hid my profile, so I'm posting this from my phone after being alerted of this thread by my scantily clad elite ninja covert RJ spies.

    By all means keep the dying goats coming though! =D!

    Did you get my tweet?
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    Dec 09, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    Alright y'all win icon_biggrin.gif But I still don't have a computer yet to efficiently postify all up in the board..
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    Dec 09, 2011 4:37 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidAlright y'all win icon_biggrin.gif But I still don't have a computer yet to efficiently postify all up in the board..


    Yay! Hola~

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    Dec 09, 2011 4:51 AM GMT
    Never heard of Ariodante icon_confused.gif

    Is that some kind of cologne? Oh wait.......D'oh!icon_mad.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 09, 2011 4:53 AM GMT
    Looks like your wishes were answered....
  • JP85257

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    Dec 09, 2011 4:54 AM GMT
    Claystation saidNever heard of Ariodante icon_confused.gif

    Is that some kind of cologne? Oh wait.......D'oh!icon_mad.gif


    That juss my baby daddy....
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    Dec 09, 2011 5:09 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidLooks like your wishes were answered....


    Servicing Cash's needs is under my profile description, no matter how slight or below the belt they may be ^_~
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    Dec 09, 2011 5:15 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidAlright y'all win icon_biggrin.gif




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    Welcome back, Mr!

  • JP85257

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    Dec 09, 2011 5:25 AM GMT
    I continue to be ignored. Oh well. Thanks, Dream Crusher.