Committee for the Adult Supervision of Muttskins

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    Jun 10, 2008 2:31 PM GMT
    The child is off running around on Malta without any adult supervision. His hormones are raging. His gayety has been bottled up all these years. He is looking, "determined" even, to form a "relationship."

    I think there should be formed a committee of responsible adults to supervise this child before he goes and gets himself into any real trouble.

    Volunteers?

    I think a volunteer should be 35 or older, just like to be president of the United States.
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    Jun 10, 2008 2:46 PM GMT
    I will gladly volunteer if I can live in Malta at no expense! Or maybe a villa on the coast of Sicily, with a young Italian male housekeeper.

    The age minimum of 35 is sensible, but you unfortunately mentioned US Presidents. Considering the current incumbent, maybe we should also do a common sense and IQ test as well?
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    Jun 10, 2008 2:55 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidMUTTSKINS!!!!

    Clearly he needs some assistance. I would happily volunteer.. if anything else I can offer assistance with a beagle for solice...LOL

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    Jun 10, 2008 3:32 PM GMT
    Oh good. We're getting a nice cross section of adults.

    Anyone else?

    Solicitation for Agenda Items:

    First, I definitely think we need to drum disease awareness into this child's head. In particular, AIDS and herpes for starters. What others? In my monastic existence, I am not really up on STDs.

    Other Agenda items, please.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 10, 2008 3:45 PM GMT
    Well I would approach Muttskins not as a "child", but as a promising young adult that deserves our concern, caring and the need for him to become increasingly aware of the hazzards and benefits of social and physical interaction...
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    Jun 10, 2008 3:47 PM GMT
    Let's not get hung up on the fine point of parliamentary procedure here.

    We have a crisis here. Mutt is bound and determined to date that apparently unacceptable dancer from the bar.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:02 PM GMT
    Okay, I may be his unofficial nanny but am I that baddd???icon_redface.gif
    Oh yeah, I'm just dhirty-fwhore. A year short of the minimum requirement.icon_confused.gif
    A tried and tested technique to get him back should he goes astray is leave a chocolate bar on a mouse-trap and place it near the backdoor. It always works! icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
    zimster saidOkay, I may be his unofficial nanny but am I that baddd???icon_redface.gif
    Oh yeah, I'm just dhirty-fwhore. A year short of the minimum requirement.icon_confused.gif


    And for the record, YES, you are that bad! ... icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:11 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 saidLet's not get hung up on the fine point of parliamentary procedure here.




    Good point. He needs to be reminded he isn't a child and its time to take responsibility.. I'm sure he's up to the task.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:12 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 saidAnd for the record, YES, you are that bad! ... icon_lol.gif

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    Jun 10, 2008 4:16 PM GMT
    oh come on. Mutty doesn't need a group of adults to chaperone him as he uncorks all that pent up lust. What he needs is a group of adults to film that cork popping all over someone's face.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:21 PM GMT
    I solemnly volunteer to provide not a good example, but a horrible warning. And there goes Grampa Caslon, blatantly spreading his age discrimination all over this website again. Geez, the man wouldn't even talk to me until I turned 30. icon_razz.gif

    Mutt...play hard icon_smile.gif, play lots icon_biggrin.gif, but play with the safeties on icon_cool.gif.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan said I'm sure he's up to the task.


    I am not so sure. We just had quite a time convincing him not to go back to that dud at the bar.

    Remember, Dorothy, this isn't OZ.

    And if you are so sure he is up to it, then why did you volunteer to be on the committee to supervise him?

    Sometimes, Dorothy, I think that window hit you in the head harder than people realized.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:29 PM GMT
    z_squared saidI solemnly volunteer to provide not a good example, but a horrible warning. And there goes Grampa Caslon, blatantly spreading his age discrimination all over this website again. Geez, the man wouldn't even talk to me until I turned 30. icon_razz.gif

    Mutt...play hard icon_smile.gif, play lots icon_biggrin.gif, but play with the safeties on icon_cool.gif.


    Would you kindly elaborate on what you mean by "play with the safeties on" for Mutt's sake?
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:31 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 said[quote][cite]HndsmKansan said[/cite] I'm sure he's up to the task.


    I am not so sure. We just had quite a time convincing him not to go back to that dud at the bar.

    Remember, Dorothy, this isn't OZ.

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    I'm happy to help out, whether its OZ or Malta.
    And I agree with Munching Zombie and Z that encouragement is important, but not to get in his face about it. Just make sure he knows our concerns.

    LOL

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    Jun 10, 2008 4:31 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidoh come on. Mutty doesn't need a group of adults to chaperone him as he uncorks all that pent up lust. What he needs is a group of adults to film that cork popping all over someone's face.


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    Are you in training to be a lecherous old man in your later years MZ?
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:34 PM GMT
    JBE60 said[quote][cite]MunchingZombie said[/cite]oh come on. Mutty doesn't need a group of adults to chaperone him as he uncorks all that pent up lust. What he needs is a group of adults to film that cork popping all over someone's face.

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    Are you in training to be a lecherous old man in your later years MZ?

    No, actually...we were going to use it as a...ummmm...training film ....yes, that's it ....a training film.

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    Jun 10, 2008 4:35 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 saidWould you kindly elaborate on what you mean by "play with the safeties on" for Mutt's sake?


    OK. Here goes.

    Yo Mutt -- before you go shoving your dick up his hole (or vice versa), slap a condom on that thing. Boys are icky and have cooties. Don't do drugs. Stay in school.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:36 PM GMT
    Here are some important topics to learn for any young frisky gay guy:

    - STDs;
    - dealing with friends and family re. coming out;
    - dealing with other young gay guys in terms of sex/relationships ("I love you" does not necessarily mean that during sex!);
    - how to meet guys;
    - recreational drugs and alcohol.

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    Jun 10, 2008 4:37 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 said[quote][cite]JBE60 said[/cite][quote][cite]MunchingZombie said[/cite]oh come on. Mutty doesn't need a group of adults to chaperone him as he uncorks all that pent up lust. What he needs is a group of adults to film that cork popping all over someone's face.

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    Are you in training to be a lecherous old man in your later years MZ?

    No, actually...we were going to use it as a...ummmm...training film ....yes, that's it ....a training film.

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    icon_lol.gif Maybe the "training" film will help answer the questions another RJ member had about why he does not ejaculate much and porn stars do?
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:39 PM GMT
    z_squared said[quote][cite]Caslon4000 said[/cite]Would you kindly elaborate on what you mean by "play with the safeties on" for Mutt's sake?

    OK. Here goes.

    Yo Mutt -- before you go shoving your dick up his hole (or vice versa), slap a condom on that thing. Boys are icky and have cooties. Don't do drugs. Stay in school.


    AND...BOYS LIE...they will tell you anything to get the sex they want. DON'T BELIEVE 'EM!

    Until you really know a guy, dont take his word for how disease free he is. He might not even know.

    And if he tries to shame you into doing something unsafe, he aint no friend of yours....GET UP. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND LEAVE.

    You can take care your hornies when you get home and beat off. Better than being saddled with a disease for the rest of your life.
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:44 PM GMT
    Automatically assume all guys have icky stuff swimming around in their bloodstreams. And don't accept drinks from strange men or leave you drink unattended. Bad stuffs can happen then, too.

    And never, ever, ever, EVER fall in love. Remember, folks, love is just lust for folks whose senility makes them forget they've already been there and done that. icon_razz.gif

    Says the senile old man. icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
    And never, ever, ever, EVER fall in love. Remember, folks, love is just lust for folks whose senility makes them forget they've already been there and done that.

    Hey who let the cynical youngster in? He is under 35 and already a curmudgeon about romance.icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:51 PM GMT
    JBE60 saidAnd never, ever, ever, EVER fall in love. Remember, folks, love is just lust for folks whose senility makes them forget they've already been there and done that.

    Hey who let the cynical youngster in? He is under 35 and already a curmudgeon about romance.icon_eek.gif


    He can post, but he cant vote on Committee decisions. ... icon_wink.gif ... icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM GMT
    Curmudgeon? Curmudgeon?! Why, you...if I can get outta this chair and find my cane, by golly, I'll beat yo' ass! icon_razz.gif

    And horrors no, I'm not cynical. At his age and shiny newness to the gay dating scene, he just shouldn't feel like he has to fall for the first guy he chats with. There's plenty of time for that...and most kids his age are all about the buffet table anyway.