First World Problems

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    Dec 13, 2011 11:06 PM GMT
    List em!

    I went to 5 different places to find clothes for a party and no one had any I liked in my size (medium).

    I even went to Zara and they only had L or XL.. wtf I've never in my life seen a homo wearing Zara that weighed over 98 lbs icon_razz.gif


    First world problems!
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    Dec 13, 2011 11:11 PM GMT
    RJ is already straining from information overload (insufficient storage) and you're wanting us to list the problems of our society?
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    Dec 13, 2011 11:15 PM GMT
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    Well, there's one reason icon_cool.gificon_lol.gif
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    Dec 13, 2011 11:16 PM GMT
    The RJ admins are gonna delete all my old mail from like 2 years ago!
    #firstworldproblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:19 AM GMT
    I ate too much chinese food and feel like I am going to throw up icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:26 AM GMT
    I straighten my hair everyday cuz it's naturally wavy and now it looks so fried! I'll have to do something about it!

    #FirstWorldProblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:28 AM GMT
    Hypnotico saidI straighten my hair everyday cuz it's naturally wavy and now it looks so fried! I'll have to do something about it!

    #FirstWorldProblems


    You're an arsehole for straightening those beautiful waves, thats what you are!!! And I say the same to ALL my girlfriends, friends and family that mess about with their hair's natural beauty....

    My mom's Jersey Italian hairdresser said it best (put on Jersey shore accent): "when they come with lawng straight hair they want me to put in curls... when they come in with cuily hai' they wawnt it straightened out.... its always the same!!!"
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    GreenHopper said
    Hypnotico saidI straighten my hair everyday cuz it's naturally wavy and now it looks so fried! I'll have to do something about it!

    #FirstWorldProblems


    You're an arsehole for straightening those beautiful waves, thats what you are!!! And I say the same to ALL my girlfriends, friends and family that mess about with their hair's natural beauty....

    My mom's Jersey Italian hairdresser said it best (put on Jersey shore accent): "when they come with lawng straight hair they want me to put in curls... when they come in with cuily hai' they wawnt it straightened out.... its always the same!!!"


    When I was little, my hair was silky and straight, then puberty came and now my hair is ugly and wavy, I hate it, so I'm just returning my hair to its natural state. icon_biggrin.gif

    ETA: That's what I am? LOL I'm fake fake fake, I whiten my teeth, wear contacts cuz glasses = nerdy, wear fake tan, etc, so straightening my hair is just another fake part of me. icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    I don't like that Denny's, let's go to the other Denny's.#FirstWorldProblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    Hundreds, if not thousands of children are born with AIDS every single day.

    #ThirdWorldProblems

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    Dec 14, 2011 12:35 AM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier saidHundreds of children in depressed areas of Africa are born with AIDS every single day.

    #ThirdWorldProblems

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    Why do poor people with AIDS have to exist? It bums me out. #FirstWorldProblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    Hmm, my first world problem: being American and European national and educated in those systems..., thus having the choice of going absolutely anywhere in the world to work and live that I want to with no fear of being deported, since even outside of Europe and America they tend to allow immigrants of either nationality as long as you work and bolster their economy ..

    perhaps unwelcome... and to be intensely hated and the object of jealousy everywhere I go anyway...

    Yes, that is a first world problem...
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    Dec 14, 2011 12:48 AM GMT
    northarrow saidI can't complain. I've got a good job, my own house, solid education, a car, etc. Life is pretty good in comparison to most in 1st and 3rd world countries.


    Yeah but I bet mowing your huge lawn is a pain in the ass... You could be out racing other American Dreamers in your car. Not to mention all that education- when you see a celebrity in the street- I bet sometimes it takes a few seconds to sift trough all of that knowledge to think of their name.
    African babies don't have to deal with ANY of that.

    Sounds tortuous.
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:07 AM GMT
    northarrow said
    ThePenIsMyTier said
    northarrow saidI can't complain. I've got a good job, my own house, solid education, a car, etc. Life is pretty good in comparison to most in 1st and 3rd world countries.


    Yeah but I bet mowing your huge lawn is a pain in the ass... You could be out racing other American Dreamers in your car. Not to mention all that education- when you see a celebrity in the street- I bet sometimes it takes a few seconds to sift trough all of that knowledge to think of their name.
    African babies don't have to deal with ANY of that.

    Sounds tortuous.


    OUCH! I wasn't gloating. I work hard for what I have and even harder to keep it. As for your other comments they just don't apply.

    I wasn't even nudging at the point that you may be gloating, I was showing you how "#firstworldproblems" works. icon_razz.gif

    It's a joke. A game...
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:11 AM GMT
    The turn signal on the car ahead of me doesn’t match the rhythm of the song I’m listening to on the radio... icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:11 AM GMT
    Import saidThe turn signal on the car ahead of me doesn’t match the rhythm of the song I’m listening to on the radio... icon_neutral.gif


    I deal with this every day. Drives me InSaNEe.
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    today, i had to drive the buick instead of the bmw icon_sad.gif

    i was laying in bed txting and i dropped my smartphone and it hit me in the head icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
    Import saidThe turn signal on the car ahead of me doesn’t match the rhythm of the song I’m listening to on the radio... icon_neutral.gif
    And neither do my windshield wipers. icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:14 AM GMT
    Ugh there are too many restaurants to choose from. #FirstWorldProblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:15 AM GMT
    Having time to imagine a world where the German Empire not only still existed, but stood astride Mitteleuropa as a mighty economic and political colossus, keeping a peace that had lasted over 90 years since the last Great War...

    #FirstWorldProblems
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:17 AM GMT
    The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow enough to where the first speed setting seems like overkill..
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    I can't decide which yacht I want.

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    Dec 14, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    my beach house isn't close enough to the beach.
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    h0ck3y_david said
    AlphaTrigger saidHaving time to imagine a world where the German Empire not only still existed, but stood astride Mitteleuropa as a mighty economic and political colossus, keeping a peace that had lasted over 90 years since the last Great War...

    #FirstWorldProblems



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    whats to imagine..
    its called the european union... icon_wink.gif

    ~ cheers...


    Not quite the same. In our timeline, France still thinks that it is a relevant and major world power.

    In my contrived timeline, the German Empire succeeded in their 1918 Spring Offensive in forcing a French surrender which results in the UK withdrawing from the war.

    That and Bismarck is didn't resign in 1890, but remains around long enough to destabilize Junker support for the Kaiser, enough to force the Kaiser to become more of a constitutional monarch than he was.

    (Alternate history nerd here...)
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    Dec 14, 2011 1:33 AM GMT
    Noise and smells from our neighbors keep coming in our gulf-front rental place in a luxury golf resort. Does that count?