Would you eat this?

  • He_Man

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    Dec 16, 2011 8:11 PM GMT
    Someone posted this on their Facebook page today, so I wanted to share it. I know none of you would ever eat something as horrible as this, right?


    In 25 and 74 months, bugs won't go near them, mold won't grow on them and they won't even decompose. WTF! Talk about synfood.


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    Dec 16, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    I just threw up in my mouth...
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    Dec 16, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    Fun, but it's just the oil and salt coating that makes the surface "dry" to casual airborne microbes. If you put a speck of soil (or intestinal contents) on there, it'd decay fast enough.

    If it really didn't decay, it would be the perfect weight-loss diet food.
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    Dec 17, 2011 12:10 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidFun, but it's just the oil and salt coating that makes the surface "dry" to casual airborne microbes. If you put a speck of soil (or intestinal contents) on there, it'd decay fast enough.

    If it really didn't decay, it would be the perfect weight-loss diet food.


    Or the next big thing in anti aging technology. Something else for the Housewives to shoot directly into their foreheads and vaginas.
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    Dec 17, 2011 12:46 AM GMT
    Every time I see a thread about how vile fast food is, I just think to myself, "Every guy on this thread would put his tongue in another man's asshole, but eating a big mac is disgusting." icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 17, 2011 1:21 AM GMT
    Larkin_PLR saidEvery time I see a thread about how vile fast food is, I just think to myself, "Every guy on this thread would put his tongue in another man's asshole, but eating a big mac is disgusting." icon_lol.gif
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    Hahaha..... I am sure eating some hot guy's ass is a lot more nutritious than eating that shit above. icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 17, 2011 1:47 AM GMT
    Those pics are pretty suspicious. If nothing else, 6 year-old bread would be dessicated and therefore shrunken and deformed. Ditto the 2 year-old sauce.

    There are no preservatives on the planet powerful enough to accomplish this feat.

    Y'all been trolled.
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    Dec 17, 2011 2:35 AM GMT
    Kobaltjak saidThose pics are pretty suspicious. If nothing else, 6 year-old bread would be dessicated and therefore shrunken and deformed. Ditto the 2 year-old sauce.

    There are no preservatives on the planet powerful enough to accomplish this feat.

    Y'all been trolled.


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    Dec 17, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    I've worked at McDonald's for 5 years, that my friends. It's a piece of shit lie.

    EVERYTHING IS FRESH! And that's how it is worldwide, it's a maccas standard.

    We shred our own lettuce, cut our own tomatoes. Our beef is from our state farms and our buns are made just like any others. This is shit. Same goes for the fries, they're just cut potatoes, nothing else. And we fry em.
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    Dec 17, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    Kristoff saidI've worked at McDonald's for 5 years, that my friends. It's a piece of shit lie.

    EVERYTHING IS FRESH! And that's how it is worldwide, it's a maccas standard.

    We shred our own lettuce, cut our own tomatoes. Our beef is from our state farms and our buns are made just like any others. This is shit. Same goes for the fries, they're just cut potatoes, nothing else. And we fry em.




    Well, there ya go! That explains pretty much everything now...icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 17, 2011 11:55 AM GMT
    CuddleBuddy said
    Kobaltjak saidThose pics are pretty suspicious. If nothing else, 6 year-old bread would be dessicated and therefore shrunken and deformed. Ditto the 2 year-old sauce.

    There are no preservatives on the planet powerful enough to accomplish this feat.

    Y'all been trolled.




    Well, it appears that I am largely mistaken. I fell for the idea that preservatives must be involved. But before we all get wildly indignant about this example of the evils of fast food, consider this story. http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/11/the-burger-lab-revisiting-the-myth-of-the-12-year-old-burger-testing-results.html

    From the articleSo there we have it! Pretty strong evidence in favor of Theory 3: the burger doesn't rot because it's small size and relatively large surface area help it to lose moisture very fast. Without moisture, there's no mold or bacterial growth. Of course, that the meat is pretty much sterile to begin with due to the high cooking temperature helps things along as well. It's not really surprising. Humans have known about this phenomenon for thousands of years. After all, how do you think beef jerky is made?

    Now don't get me wrong—I don't have a dog in this fight either way. I really couldn't care less whether or not the McDonald's burger rotted or didn't. I don't often eat their burgers, and will continue to not often eat their burgers. My problem is not with McDonald's. My problem is with bad science.

    For all of you McDonald's haters out there: Don't worry. There are still plenty of reasons to dislike the company! But for now, I hope you'll have it my way and put aside your beef with their beef.


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    Dec 17, 2011 6:49 PM GMT
    Hmmm this thread made me hungry.. I think Im gonna run and go get a big mac and fries!
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:09 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidHmmm this thread made me hungry.. I think Im gonna run and go get a big mac and fries!


    Brings me some...and a shake.
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:10 PM GMT
    Mmmmmmmm...shaaaake
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    I once found a Mac D' cheeseburger wrapper in a friend's car. He said it's been there for a while (1st ew).

    When I tried to toss it back a piece of cheese fell out and it was as hard as a piece of plastic. Did not degrade at all. (2nd ew).

    Future civilizations will excavate relics from our time and they will mostly find bits of MacDonalds in the dirt.

    Still, nothing beats a Megamac Medium McMeal. Nom nom nom.
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:13 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TropicalMark saidHmmm this thread made me hungry.. I think Im gonna run and go get a big mac and fries!


    Brings me some...and a shake.
    What flavor? They have all the rage in christmas shakes this year..
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    Dec 18, 2011 12:05 AM GMT
    Threw up in my mouth a bit.
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    Dec 18, 2011 12:06 AM GMT
    They use preservatives I think...just like Twinkies

  • Syphon

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    Dec 18, 2011 12:10 AM GMT
    This doesn't change the fact that McDonalds is fucking delicious.
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:25 PM GMT
    chicken nuggets... :-)
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:35 PM GMT
    Until healthy food becomes cheaper than fast food people will continue to eat this way. There's no vegan dollar menu.
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:53 PM GMT
    Ive done the same leaving an open pot of salt... nothing happened to it at all... scary!!!
  • shirty

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    Dec 18, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    What's funny about that picture is the only visible difference seems to be the paper itself. Meaning the paper is decomposing at a faster rate than the food. LOL.