RealJock: The Movie

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    Dec 16, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    In a movie about RealJock, who would play the guy above you? The actor can be based on looks or the forum personality or both.
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    Dec 16, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    Ed Norton icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 17, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    Def George Clooney

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    Dec 17, 2011 2:53 PM GMT
    Either Johnny Depp or Cher.
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    Dec 17, 2011 2:54 PM GMT
    EVERYBODY has to play themselves!
  • Little_Spoon

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    Dec 17, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    Jason guy...
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    Dec 17, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    Shia Labeouf
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Dec 17, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    RealJock: The Movie? Ohhhh the possible storylines.

    Please don't encourage Art_Deco. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 17, 2011 3:27 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidThe fuck is this? A G.A.Y. thread that is slightly enticing?

    Cash would play himself, obviously.

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    I would demand script approval and I am notoriously difficult on set. There are only a handful of Directors even willing to take on the challenge.

    Plus I would want to give my personal artistic spin on me without any input from myself.

    See if Kathy Bates is available. Or Angelika Huston.

    Kieth Richards maybe.

    The MPAA is going to give us shit over the rating.


    Johnny Garlecki should play Troli.

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    Dec 17, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    Cash can only be played by Cash himself. No one else has the presence he will bring to the role.

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    Dec 17, 2011 3:40 PM GMT
    onaquest870 saidCash can only be played by Cash himself. No one else has the presence he will bring to the role.



    Charlie Day!! Cute and hysterical!!
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    Dec 17, 2011 3:47 PM GMT
    Oh God....icon_rolleyes.gif....
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    Dec 17, 2011 3:50 PM GMT
    I'll direct.
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said Oh God....icon_rolleyes.gif....


    God wants too much money and refuses to do press junkets.

    He is also IMPOSSIBLE to insure ever since he pulled that bullshit "flood" stunt on the NOAH project.

    See if Buddha or John the Baptist is available.
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:31 PM GMT
    Matt Damon
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:33 PM GMT
    M Night Shyamalan.
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:40 PM GMT
    Cash said
    GigoloAssassin said Oh God....icon_rolleyes.gif....


    God wants too much money and refuses to do press junkets.

    He is also IMPOSSIBLE to insure ever since he pulled that bullshit "flood" stunt on the NOAH project.

    See if Buddha or John the Baptist is available.


    HAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT!!!
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:55 PM GMT
    Marlon Brando's one son.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 17, 2011 6:57 PM GMT
    I have a couple of ideas... depends if they can "act" on the horniness...LOL
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    Dec 17, 2011 6:58 PM GMT
    swimguychicago saidMarlon Brando's one son.


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    Dec 17, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    the rocks.

    please please please pick Faye Dunaway for me
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    Well, he asked for it, so, Joan Crawford.

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    EDIT: Jesus, make up your mind! Fine, you get faux-Joan. But you have to eat all your meat!

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    Dec 17, 2011 7:14 PM GMT
    While we're at it, could we base the RJ movie on Mommie Dearest? I can think of a few here who are under the impression that they never get the respect they are entitled to.

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    Dec 17, 2011 7:15 PM GMT
    19c79 saidWell, he asked for it, so, Joan Crawford.

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    EDIT: Jesus, make up your mind! Fine, you get faux-Joan. But you have to eat all your meat!

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    omg! yes!

    i was thinking joan crawford then i forgot that faye was playing her.



    19c79 already looks like someone who would be in a movie or broadway play.

    skip me.
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    Dec 17, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
    19c79 saidWhile we're at it, could we base the RJ movie on Mommie Dearest? I can think of a few here who are under the impression that they never get the respect they are entitled to.



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