Very Confused by Straight Best Friend's Gift

  • GhostAttack

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    Dec 18, 2011 4:49 AM GMT
    Im new to this site but have been scouring the internet for gay advice forums. This present really has me at a loss of what to do, what he's trying to tell me, or if I'm just blowing this whole thing out of proportion. Let me start off with a bit of backstory to put this odd gift into context.

    We've been best friends since freshmen year of high school, and I came out to him my freshmen year of college. He was fine with me being gay and it only strengthened our friendship because I no longer felt like I needed to hide myself from a part of him. I do admit, I developed a slight crush on him in hs, but those feelings are long gone and buried. I cherish our friendship so much that I would never make a move on him. He's told me before that I'm one of the few people in his life with the true ability to hurt him or betray his trust and never have. He is comepletely straight and was in a very serious long term relationship for four years before it ended and became on/off.

    There have only been a few times when I thought he may have been attracted to me, but refused to think any more of it. I rationalized that I was diluting myself, but this gift is hard to ignore. My group of friends had a Christmas Party yesterday and exchanged gifts. Just before midnight (when we were all opening presents) he pulled me away from the party into the bedroom where the coats were being kept to give me a gift he had hidden. He said he didn't want me to open it infront of everyone else, that it would be embarassing, and that it was meant "just for me". It was a dildo, but not just any- he had bought one of those make-your-own kits and molded me one of his penis. He explained to me how he "made it himself" and "almost broke the mold". I was speechless, I'm not a dildo kind of guy and never thought of buying one; most people don't even think I'm gay. I didn't know what to say, just stared at this big blue jelly thing and said thank you (?) Is he trying to tell me something? What. The. Fuck.
  • Adam00

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    Dec 18, 2011 5:21 AM GMT
    i think better to ask him,,,may be it will be better to enjoy his real dick not only a blue jelly one hhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Dec 18, 2011 5:51 AM GMT
    lmaooo ask him, why he gave you something like that
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    Dec 18, 2011 6:15 AM GMT
    maybe he's telling u 2 go eff urself? js
  • rnch

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    Dec 18, 2011 12:49 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidI'm with Egyptian on this one....let him know you'd much rather have the real thing. icon_biggrin.gif






    i suspect he just might be willing to let you examine "the real thing".





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  • DesireIron

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    Dec 18, 2011 12:56 PM GMT
    Don't ask him anything! ... icon_eek.gif

    Tell him "he felt so good"...with a wink, a smile, and a fanny wiggle....then let him take it from there. If he meant it as an overture, he will persue it.
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:02 PM GMT
    DesireIron saidDon't ask him anything! ... icon_eek.gif

    Tell him "he felt so good"...with a wink, a smile, and a fanny wiggle....then let him take it from there. If he meant it as an overture, he will persue it.


    LMFAO! That is very weird... I almost want to agree with this guy. I'd talk to him about it just because... that's not a normal gift to give anyone. I've given people a dildo as a gag gift but never a molded one of my cock. I mean that's something I might give to my boyfriend if we were that comfortable like that. ... icon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:06 PM GMT
    That's funny. Take the gift and use it as directed.

    Don't put too much thought into the gift or the person who gave it to you. Just accept it as is with a smile and handle your business.
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:32 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAAHA thats hilarious.. what a guy lol....
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:39 PM GMT
    Wow...that is a weird gift for someone. I would just ask him if that was a hint or something.

    Was it thick and long??? icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:40 PM GMT
    hahahaha holy canoli! This is some Jerry springer shit up in here. You gotta ask him about this....it's just too weird.icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:48 PM GMT
    We need you to upload a picture of this thing.
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:51 PM GMT
    It's clearly bothering you, so why not address the issue instead of questioning his motives?

    Either he's developed feelings for you or is really narcissistic and just wants to know your reaction on his cock. Give the dildo a test drive and let him know your feedback.

    Take photos and you'll have your answer when he views them.icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 18, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    ClevelandTown saidWe need you to upload a picture of this thing.


    I second this motion!
  • Rolland

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    Dec 18, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    ClevelandTown saidWe need you to upload a picture of this thing.


    agreeedddd!!! XD
  • shirty

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    Dec 18, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    lol this is such a fake story
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    Dec 18, 2011 3:15 PM GMT
    I literally laughed out loud and really hard for about 5 minutes. This is better than the story where one of the RJ guys came out to his girlfriend at a fancy dinner where she thought he was going to propose to her. If your story is true, Congrats. I honestly don't know how you're supposed to react to that but your bud has a weird sense of humor (straight or gay). I would act like it never happened for a while and if he asks about it, you two should have a long, hard talk. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
  • rnch

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    Dec 18, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    ClevelandTown saidWe need you to upload a picture of this thing.







    "this thread is useless witnout pics"






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    Dec 18, 2011 3:20 PM GMT
    Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but...
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    Dec 18, 2011 3:21 PM GMT
    This is both weird and funny. icon_lol.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Dec 18, 2011 3:24 PM GMT
    Pretty odd gift, I agree. I think I'd wait and see if his behavior reflects a change.. that is... see what else happens before you form any conclusion.

    Meanwhile.. Merry Christmas and welcome to RJ!
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    Dec 18, 2011 3:27 PM GMT
    dildo It was a dildo, but not just any- he had bought one of those make-your-own kits and molded me one of his penis. He explained to me how he "made it himself" and "almost broke the mold". I was speechless, I'm not a dildo kind of guy and never thought of buying one; most people don't even think I'm gay. I didn't know what to say, just stared at this big blue jelly thing and said thank you (?) Is he trying to tell me something? What. The. Fuck.


    Omg Sorry I can't stop laughing as soon as I read this. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    Yes, tell him that you enjoy the dildo but wonder if the real thing is better icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 18, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    IMO, the guy just made his first non-verbal move to try and get you. He's hoping you talk to him about it and say the first words such as "I want you"...

    Honestly, since he's not bold enough to tell you how he really feels, I wouldn't say anything more about the gift and pretend like it was just a present without hidden meaning...this will drive him even more crazy with time, and then he'll finally chat with you about how he truly feels.

    The big thing is, don't push him away...keep chatting with him and be the best friend like you always were. By continuing the platonic relationship as if nothing's changed, he won't think anything's weird and he'll start to open up with you.

    Brad, PhD. lol. icon_razz.gif
  • stratavos

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    Dec 18, 2011 3:33 PM GMT
    he knows about your crush you had on him. This could be the closest he's going to let you get in terms of sex with him. Either he's trying to being kind, or quite deluded. Take your pick.

    I know that if a straight friend of mine gave me that, I'd probably question our friendship (even if they're a fucking handsome hunk) and probably never use it unless it was a dare (from them) or by their request.
  • rnch

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    Dec 18, 2011 3:34 PM GMT
    Imanoob said...Yes, tell him that you enjoy the dildo but wonder if the real thing is better icon_redface.gif





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