He's not straight, he's just American

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    Jun 12, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
    I intended this to be a spoof on "He's not gay, he's just European."

    But come to think of it, we do have trouble identifying gays in America, because they behave and look so damn straight! We have mentioned this often on RJ, I think.

    How could we fix that...hang bells around the necks of gays, like a cat?

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    Jun 12, 2008 10:45 PM GMT
    I smell icon_idea.gifREAL JOCK MERCHANDISINGicon_idea.gif... is there such already?!
  • Timbales

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    Jun 13, 2008 12:20 AM GMT
    i carry a pail of confetti and throw it everywhere I go so people know I'm gay.
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    Jun 13, 2008 12:24 AM GMT
    I have a pink laptop. Doesn't do too much good.
  • Timbales

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    Jun 13, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
    it's countered by the plaid
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    Jun 13, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
    When I wear my glasses, I look like all the interior decorators from HGTV.
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    Jun 13, 2008 12:59 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidit's countered by the plaid


    More like murdered in a grotesquely gruesome manner.
    I got plans for you PLAiD wearers, oh yes I do. ::steeples his fingers::
  • Timbales

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    Jun 13, 2008 1:30 AM GMT
    bring it on, Buckwheet

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    Jun 13, 2008 2:02 AM GMT
    When I go to the movies I look for the "straight" guys who watched Sex in the City: The Movie nd only talk about the shower scene.
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    Jun 13, 2008 2:25 AM GMT
    Cas- You are way too hung up on cats. Dogs are much more fun.
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    Jun 13, 2008 2:25 AM GMT
    Buckwheet said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]it's countered by the plaid


    More like murdered in a grotesquely gruesome manner.
    I got plans for you PLAiD wearers, oh yes I do. ::steeples his fingers::[/quote]

    Oh Buckwheet. I beg of you. Please show Ones plaid jocks mercy.........
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    Jun 13, 2008 2:29 AM GMT
    Luckydog76 saidCas- You are way too hung up on cats. Dogs are much more fun.


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    Jun 13, 2008 9:43 PM GMT
    Buckwheet said[quote][cite]Timberoo said[/cite]it's countered by the plaid


    More like murdered in a grotesquely gruesome manner.
    I got plans for you PLAiD wearers, oh yes I do. ::steeples his fingers::[/quote]

    What's this plan? I do need help in the clothes department.
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    Jun 13, 2008 9:48 PM GMT
    Pattison said
    Oh Buckwheet. I beg of you. Please show Ones plaid jocks mercy.........


    Screenshot or it never happened! ::waits with eager anticipation:: icon_razz.gif

    cspyny said
    What's this plan? I do need help in the clothes department.


    It involves pain and expiration of life. Do you wish to proceed? icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
    Oh I disagree....

    The difference might be subtle
    but it's definitely there

    Straight men wear jeans

    Gay men WEAR!!! jeans icon_cool.gif

    Straight men might take a look at you
    but gay men REALLY look at you icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM GMT
    GQjock saidOh I disagree....

    The difference might be subtle
    but it's definitely there

    Straight men wear jeans

    Gay men WEAR!!! jeans icon_cool.gif

    Straight men might take a look at you
    but gay men REALLY look at you icon_wink.gif


    Do you mean gays wear jeans well, and will rape you with their eyes?
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    Jun 15, 2008 6:09 AM GMT
    Caslon4000 saidI intended this to be a spoof on "He's not gay, he's just European."

    But come to think of it, we do have trouble identifying gays in America, because they behave and look so damn straight! We have mentioned this often on RJ, I think.

    How could we fix that...hang bells around the necks of gays, like a cat?

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    yeah, and then we could all wear yellow stars on our coats!