Shit Southern Gays Say

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    Dec 20, 2011 11:02 PM GMT
    Bless all y'all's hearts.

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    Dec 20, 2011 11:21 PM GMT
    Lawd Lawd icon_exclaim.gif
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    Dec 21, 2011 12:13 AM GMT
    I like Tuscaloosa, but I will say, there really is no place to go out in this city.
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    Dec 21, 2011 12:15 AM GMT
    "Fuck all y'all fuckers. I'm moving to Miami!"
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    Dec 21, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    Basically, yeah.


    Shit my dad used to say:

    Bait or cut fish.

    Six of one, half a dozen of another. (not sure that's a southern thing)

    If a frog had wings he wouldn't hit his ass every time he jumped.
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    Dec 21, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    My personal favorites are"

    "Did he break your heart, Darlin? Well come on over here and Granny will put on a pot of bourbon and we can talk it out."

    "The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one."

    "Bless his heart."

    "I'm just like you.....Only prettier."

    "Y'all get your hands wash....Dinner will be ready dreckly."

    There are more, but this guy is a wanna be.
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    Dec 21, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    "AND THAT....MARJORIE..."



    ROTF I almost peed myself laughing at all the references just revolving around the Julia Sugarbaker speech including the one where it's just a picture of the guy standing in front of the Designing Women house.
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    Dec 21, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    She ain't right
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    Dec 21, 2011 1:36 AM GMT
    endo saidShe ain't right
    *reminiscing over 2nd ex*
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    Dec 21, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    Ariodante said"AND THAT....MARJORIE..."



    ROTF I almost peed myself laughing at all the references just revolving around the Julia Sugarbaker speech including the one where it's just a picture of the guy standing in front of the Designing Women house.






    Julia Sugarbaker IS "da wo-mannnnnnnnn" icon_exclaim.gif




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    Dec 21, 2011 2:43 AM GMT
    "How's your moma and them?"
    "moma en 'em?"
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    Dec 21, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidMy personal favorites are"

    "Did he break your heart, Darlin? Well come on over here and Granny will put on a pot of bourbon and we can talk it out."

    "The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one."

    "Bless his heart."

    "I'm just like you.....Only prettier.".


    HAHAHAHA!!!! HOOOOOOOOOT!!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 21, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    "I don't like country music, but I sure like Dolly Parton"
    "I have diet coke, vodka and sweet tea"
    "there is no place to go out in this city"
    "he's off at deer camp this weekend"
    "my friend's something-or-other's relative went to high school with [insert celebrity here]"

    ...Fuck. I'd say all those. -.-
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    Dec 21, 2011 2:59 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    JP85257 saidMy personal favorites are"

    "Did he break your heart, Darlin? Well come on over here and Granny will put on a pot of bourbon and we can talk it out."

    "The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one."

    "Bless his heart."

    "I'm just like you.....Only prettier.".


    HAHAHAHA!!!! HOOOOOOOOOT!!! icon_biggrin.gif

    This is mostly stuff my Pentecostal, Irish, Gun-Toting, Hand Quilting Granny from Arkansas used to say.

    She was also the first person to make me feel ok about being a homo. She was 85.
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    Dec 21, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    JP85257 said
    GigoloAssassin said
    JP85257 saidMy personal favorites are"

    "Did he break your heart, Darlin? Well come on over here and Granny will put on a pot of bourbon and we can talk it out."

    "The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one."

    "Bless his heart."

    "I'm just like you.....Only prettier.".


    HAHAHAHA!!!! HOOOOOOOOOT!!! icon_biggrin.gif

    This is mostly stuff my Pentecostal, Irish, Gun-Toting, Hand Quilting Granny from Arkansas used to say.

    She was also the first person to make me feel ok about being a homo. She was 85.
    Bless her heart indeed. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 21, 2011 3:21 AM GMT
    OK. I was prepared to be angry and jump to the defense of us poor southerners - bless our hearts, but unfortunately, I am guilty of several of those... lol

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    Dec 21, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    onaquest870 saidOK. I was prepared to be angry and jump to the defense of us poor southerners - bless our hearts, but unfortunately, I am guilty of several of those... lol

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    So am I, and I'm from the North. icon_razz.gif Although I swear half of my hometown is from Texas anyway.
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    Dec 21, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    After living here In the South for the past 5 months, and adapting to the accent, my FAVOURITE has to be: so good, you'll slap your grandma"
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    Dec 21, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    Ariodante said"AND THAT....MARJORIE..."
    ROTF I almost peed myself laughing at all the references just revolving around the Julia Sugarbaker speech including the one where it's just a picture of the guy standing in front of the Designing Women house.

    That speech was always the high point of the night at Hoedowns (now long closed) in Atlanta.
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    Dec 21, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    onaquest870 saidOK. I was prepared to be angry and jump to the defense of us poor southerners - bless our hearts, but unfortunately, I am guilty of several of those... lol

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    Same here.

    Favorite Words/Lines not there:

    "wanna"

    "She may be pretty, but bless her heart she sure ain't bright"

    "Oh, uh... I said I like your hair, hope you win"

    "Pass me a coke"-"Ok what do you want?"- "A Dr. Pepper"

    "These are my people"
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    Dec 21, 2011 4:02 AM GMT
    How could I forget : "Is a frog's ass watertight?"
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    Dec 21, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    I dunno. That sounded a little too contrived. But I do like hearing southern gays talk. It's pretty cool/funny.
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    Dec 21, 2011 4:18 AM GMT
    For those who didn't watch Lifetime ( icon_redface.gif ) growing up:

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    Dec 21, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    Ariodante said"AND THAT....MARJORIE..."



    ROTF I almost peed myself laughing at all the references just revolving around the Julia Sugarbaker speech including the one where it's just a picture of the guy standing in front of the Designing Women house.


    Okay this is the second time this clip has come up on here in a week. I see your point.

    "So that you will know, and your children will someday know..."

    I'm still traumatized by having an entire bar in Columbus, Ohio, screaming this whole thing at me in unison. I thought it was some sort of bizarre initiation ritual.

    Oh, and don't forget.

    "Drink the juice, Shelby."
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    Dec 21, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    Oh no I have been guilty of a few of these...guess my Northern roots have finally worn off!

    The most common offender is: "Well Lawd'