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Auto Fellatio a.k.a. Self Sucking!
BearCub17 Posts: 222
Jun 13, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
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I've long been fascinated by auto-fellatio, and have also tried doing it many times. I've gotten thinner and more flexible as i've been on my workout program, and can now successfully lick the head of my cock and touch my cock to my lips, but i still am unable to "suck" myself off.

Anyone around who can do it comfortably? I know it's possible; I've seen "Because He Can"

Just looking for some advice

p.s. one time, when i was 14ish, i was able to get my entire head and a little of the shaft into my mouth while taking a shower. I to this very day have no idea how i did it
Buckwheet Posts: 943
Jun 13, 2008 8:01 PM GMT
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If tempted(or paid), I could suck on my toes.
SurrealLife Posts: 3464
Jun 13, 2008 8:08 PM GMT
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Good thing I have never been able to do it, I might never have felt the need to have a partner!
Justjohn Posts: 328
Jun 13, 2008 8:21 PM GMT
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JBE60 saidGood thing I have never been able to do it, I might never have felt the need to have a partner!


I certainly wouldn't leave the house as much. I bet it'd be good practice though. 3 more inches and 2 fewer ribs and I'll be there.
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Jun 13, 2008 8:42 PM GMT
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If you are able to do the whole thing,is it safe to swallow?
GQjock Posts: 2875
Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM GMT
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Two things you need... for those who've never experienced it

*** A little flexibility
*** and a long enough dick
Buckwheet Posts: 943
Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM GMT
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KissingPro saidIf you are able to do the whole thing,is it safe to swallow?


No, make sure you make him wear a rubber.
NoNameGuy Posts: 283
Jun 14, 2008 3:07 AM GMT
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LatinoStallion saidthats hott

i wish i could suck my own dick while someone eats my ass
I can be there in 20 minutes.

Sedative Posts: 4887
Jun 14, 2008 7:46 PM GMT
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When I was in my teens, I used to be able to (although I'm not really hung, LOL, just average).

When I tried it more recently, it seems I've grown less flexible. *sigh* It could've solved the 'No Sexlife' dilemma.
CarlosGringo Posts: 436
Jun 15, 2008 10:18 PM GMT
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I used to be able to lick the tip. Singularly unsatisfying. I want to be able to deep throat it, uh, I mean me, uh, I mean it.
4barbela Posts: 78
Jun 15, 2008 11:37 PM GMT
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I'm going to tentatively admit that I can; not hung, just flexible, I guess. I can get the head but to be honest, it just isn't the same as someone else doing it. It can be a nice supplement though
lilTanker Posts: 581
Jun 16, 2008 2:50 AM GMT
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4barbela saidit just isn't the same as someone else doing it.


I can get the head and a little of the shaft..

The most boring blow job I've ever received.

How am I suppose to make it exciting when I know whats comming??
GQjock Posts: 2875
Jun 16, 2008 10:48 AM GMT
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Can't compare it to a BJ

You have to compare it to a wank if anything
gymguy1 Posts: 863
Jun 16, 2008 1:51 PM GMT
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If I could do this in high school I would never have left my room. I had a straight friend say he wished he could do it. I asked him would he swallow. He said he didnt know....I didnt know what to do with that.
wc2boy Posts: 34
Jun 16, 2008 10:17 PM GMT
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There is not a guy alive, straight or gay, who hasn't tried at least once.
youngblond888 Posts: 10
Jun 17, 2008 2:57 AM GMT
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I am 19 and since I was 13 able to get my tongue on the head but as hard as I try i cant do any better, I think some people have it and some dont. true? or can you actually get closer and closer
Koaa2 Posts: 208
Jun 17, 2008 5:31 PM GMT
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I can get close, but not able to lick it, can take my load though, which I think is a safe thing to do. Have been fucked doing this also, which is a turn on for me.
SurrealLife Posts: 3464
Jun 17, 2008 5:39 PM GMT
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youngblond888 saidI am 19 and since I was 13 able to get my tongue on the head but as hard as I try i cant do any better, I think some people have it and some dont. true? or can you actually get closer and closer


I think it is always possible to improve one's flexibility, but you look in pretty good shape, so I think you are pretty close to your maximum capabilities.
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Jun 17, 2008 5:45 PM GMT
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I can suck my own head, but that's as far down as I can go. It's enough to make me cum though, especially if I'm using toys at the same time. I've always been very bendy
Koaa2 Posts: 208
Jun 18, 2008 1:16 AM GMT
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What would the baby look like? Wouldn't be a butt baby!
andersondave Posts: 7
Jun 18, 2008 4:31 AM GMT
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You really shouldn't, as hot as it sounds.
I hate to be a party pooper, but seeing as this is
a fitness and health site:
You can do damage to your spine in the lower
regions and in your neck. Causing the disks
in your veterbrae to slip, this develops into very very very
very very very severe pain that just in your back but
in parts of your body. Very expensive to fix and major
health risks. So.. unless your like a gymnast,
please avoid!
Koaa2 Posts: 208
Jun 18, 2008 5:59 AM GMT
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Tom cruise swallows his own cum and than conceives?
That is a new movie!
NoNameGuy Posts: 283
Jun 18, 2008 6:05 AM GMT
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andersondave said
You really shouldn't, as hot as it sounds.
I hate to be a party pooper, but seeing as this is
a fitness and health site:
You can do damage to your spine in the lower
regions and in your neck. Causing the disks
in your veterbrae to slip, this develops into very very very
very very very severe pain that just in your back but
in parts of your body. Very expensive to fix and major
health risks. So.. unless your like a gymnast,
please avoid!


Am I the only one who sees a Greys Anatomy storyline here?
Koaa2 Posts: 208
Jun 18, 2008 6:08 AM GMT
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Doesn't seem to be a problem for me, feels good, I say go for it, unless contraindicated for some reason.
Timberoo Posts: 2343
Jun 18, 2008 2:33 PM GMT
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I thought auto fellatio meant getting blown in a car.
Koaa2 Posts: 208
Jun 18, 2008 3:09 PM GMT
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Depends on the car!
spryte21 Posts: 308
Jun 18, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
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Timberoo saidI thought auto fellatio meant getting blown in a car.


If giving one's self a BJ in a car would it be called auto-autofellatio! lol
BlackJock79 Posts: 436
Jun 18, 2008 7:59 PM GMT
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LOL, you guys are crazy. I wish I could though. I hear I give amazing head, I want to see if I'm really as good as guys say I am. LOL
youngblond888 Posts: 10
Jun 19, 2008 10:36 AM GMT
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I think it is time i take a yoga class!
John43620 Posts: 1682
Jun 20, 2008 3:06 PM GMT
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A guy could get a slipped disc trying that.

Bear321 Posts: 230
Jun 22, 2008 3:24 AM GMT
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I am afraid if I tried Auto Fellatio I might tip over and throw the Earth off its axis.

BearCub17, may I ask why you feel the need to auto fellatio? If you gave us all your address we would line up at your door and keep you busy for days. You are way too cute to be concerned with auto fellatio.
Nautical Posts: 155
Aug 04, 2008 7:27 PM GMT
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i tried it and i found that i can do it... but its not that great.
BodyWork4 Posts: 351
Aug 04, 2008 8:17 PM GMT
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KissingPro saidIf you are able to do the whole thing,is it safe to swallow?


No!! You could get pregnant
Maverick75 Posts: 196
Aug 04, 2008 11:43 PM GMT
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Don't break your necks over it.

But how come dogs can do it, and we can't?
BeachOOBalls Posts: 163
Aug 05, 2008 4:03 AM GMT
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Just don't get caught by your mom when she walks in and see you trying!!
LOL
Nautical Posts: 155
Aug 06, 2008 4:50 AM GMT
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just say you are doing yoga lol
tommysguns200... Posts: 797
Aug 19, 2008 10:21 PM GMT
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I can lick it, and get my lips to the head...cant really suck it.

Did anyone see "shortbus" a movie directed by john cameron wherein everyone who is portrayed as having sex in the film is ACTUALLY having sex...not just pretending? The movie starts out with one of the actors nutting on his face/in his mouth. it's REALLY hot...

oh, btw...it's not a porno...its a real movie.
tommysguns200... Posts: 797
Aug 19, 2008 10:22 PM GMT
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oh, and bearcub? if you want, I'll come over and rub your back while u try it..maybe that will help things along
Funkapottomou... Posts: 277
Sep 03, 2008 4:33 AM GMT
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spryte21 said
Timberoo saidI thought auto fellatio meant getting blown in a car.


If giving one's self a BJ in a car would it be called auto-autofellatio! lol
or a semi-autofellatio; depending on what type of car it is.
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