Republican Oral Sex

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    Jun 13, 2008 9:30 PM GMT
    I just have to post this.

    I need to meet more Republicans, I think. Not to discuss politics, but to have a sleepover. All that pent-up sexual tension!

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  • Timbales

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    Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM GMT
    Poor Glenn
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    Jun 13, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    Glenn's always been a giver, and this is just another thing that's going to turn him into a Democrat.
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    Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM GMT
    There's not many things that I enjoy more than pompous family-values-spouting closeted conservatives getting outed for gay sex. On a sleeping guy, no less!

    Oh today is a good day. Thanks, Mouse Man.

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  • GQjock

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    Jun 13, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
    That's Awful!

    The guy woke up with him blowin' him

    Who knows HOW long he was down there...
    it could've been Forever...not very good form icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 13, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
    are you saying "republicans suck"?
  • GQjock

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    Jun 13, 2008 11:38 PM GMT
    Yeah they do... but as you can see they're not very good at it
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    Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM GMT
    LOL !!!!!! I needed a good laugh !!! but seriously man !!! we should offer our heartfelt attention to their frustrations by relieving them at every chance we can. I mean its gotta be "HARD" !!!!(for them) With so many conflicting disires while adhering to "republican" required "abstinance"
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    Jun 14, 2008 12:02 AM GMT
    Wow. As hot as he is, you'd think he could get sex without interrupting other Republicans' sleep. (He's on the right below.)

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    Jun 14, 2008 12:11 AM GMT
    obscenewish saidWow. As hot as he is, you'd think he could get sex without interrupting other Republicans' sleep. (He's on the right below.)
    are you saying,"from the looks of his picture, he swallows .. A LOT!!"
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    Jun 14, 2008 8:07 AM GMT
    Another one? Sheesh... icon_rolleyes.gif

    I'm really starting to suspect that ALL republicans are secretly gay... icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 14, 2008 8:58 AM GMT
    I bet the sleeping guy secretly enjoyed it just like in that "artistic" video I was watching the other night, Sleepover Slumber Party Sluts.
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    Jun 14, 2008 10:33 AM GMT
    I have been Gay for 45 years. I was born Gay. I did not "realize" at 10, or 15, or 20, or 45 that I was Gay. So for all of you newcomers, thanks. But I fought the fights back when it really mattered. I was fighting back in '84 when we went toe to toe with cops and night sticks. I spent two nights in an SF jail with blood on my face. I fought again in Sacramento when the Governor promised to give us domestic partnerships, then re-niggeded, and I spent another night in jail. I have been in so many fights with cops and Capital Hill security that I can't remember. I was half of the 35th couple to be signed in by the state of California when we finally got Domestic Partnerships in CA. I have scars today.

    So don't give me shit that Democrats are the only ones that fight. I fought, literally. I bled and I was beaten.

    I worked my ass off on behalf of Clinton, only to see him betray us with DOMA and Don't Ask Don't Tell. Demos sold us out. Not saying Republicans are better, but I do not trust either party any more.
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    Jun 14, 2008 10:58 AM GMT
    He woke up with a repugnican sucking his cock? There's not enough boiling water on earth to wash off that stank.
  • GQjock

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    Jun 14, 2008 11:41 AM GMT
    Trigger... I'll give you that Clinton did throw us under the bus with DOMA
    he did that for purely political reasons
    but DADT was not his doing
    when he came into office in 92 that was one of the first promises he tried to make happen
    it was the congress and the pentagon that went ballistic
    DADT was a compromise to at least do something
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    Jun 14, 2008 12:41 PM GMT
    Sedative said; "I'm really starting to suspect that ALL republicans are secretly gay..."

    No, we are just a portion of the party. Come join us gay Republicans and help us turn the party around. You just have to leave that commie treasonous side with the Democrats.

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    Jun 14, 2008 2:19 PM GMT
    GQjockwhen he came into office in 92 that was one of the first promises he tried to make happen it was the congress and the pentagon that went ballistic DADT was a compromise to at least do something

    I dunno about this. My memory is that Clinton could have signed an executive order ending exclusion of gays. (Isn't that how racial segregation was ended in the military?)

    Had he done so, I think the storm would have blown over pretty quickly. I wonder, in fact, if he wouldn't have suffered less political fallout since, once the prohibition was lifted, people would have had to deal with the reality that the showers did not become hotbeds of molestation. Instead, we had to hear for eight years the fantasies about what WOULD have happened had he gotten his way.

    Trigger, I don't see what your participation in the gay rights movement has to do with Republican hypocrisy about sex.



  • GQjock

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    Jun 14, 2008 2:35 PM GMT
    Obscenewish...
    I'm not absolving Clinton but they did tie his hands politically

    "Congressional opposition to lifting the ban on gay and bisexual people in the armed forces was led by Democratic Senator Sam Nunn of Georgia who organized Congressional hearings that largely buffed the armed forces position that has remained unchanged since the 1981 directive. While Congressional support for reform was led by Democratic Congressman Barney Frank of Massachusetts, who fought for a compromise, and retired Republican Senator Barry Goldwater, who argued for a complete repeal of the ban. After a large number of people flooded the Congressional phone lines with oppositions to lifting the ban, President Clinton soon backed off on his campaign promise to lift the ban on homosexual and bisexual people in the armed forces. The final result was a Congressional compromise of "Don't ask, don't tell""
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    Jun 14, 2008 7:57 PM GMT
    John43620 said
    No, we are just a portion of the party. Come join us gay Republicans and help us turn the party around. You just have to leave that commie treasonous side with the Democrats.



    No thanks, I'm happy being a terrorist. icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 15, 2008 12:49 PM GMT
    Cool, so how's those suicide bomber classes working out for you? Do the bomb belts make your butt look big?

    (NSA Guys, we're just kidding. Sedative isn't a terrorist. We're just goofing off.)



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    Jun 16, 2008 9:50 AM GMT
    John43620 saidCool, so how's those suicide bomber classes working out for you? Do the bomb belts make your butt look big?

    (NSA Guys, we're just kidding. Sedative isn't a terrorist. We're just goofing off.)



    Just great. icon_biggrin.gif And yeah the C4 really spoils my figure. I'm on a guerilla diet to compensate - lizards and cave bats. icon_mad.gif

    Oh shit... icon_eek.gif somebody just traced my IP... Oh SHIIIIT... THE NSA! They got our GPS coordinates!!!

    The sky! Allah! The SKY!

    Friggin Cruise missiles! Man the SAM's! Quick! Every...

    AIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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    *Transmission Terminated*
  • coolarmydude

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    Jun 16, 2008 10:38 AM GMT
    (Looking up at the sky)


    Can we at least play TAPS?
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    Jun 16, 2008 10:44 AM GMT
    Oh shush. Don't dishonor my terrorist grave with American dirges.

    *goes back to being dead*
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    Jun 16, 2008 10:48 AM GMT
    Ummm, if you were a terrorist gun cotten or russian simtex would be your explosive of choice.

    Now the NSA guys are really percking up.

    Lets drop the subject.






  • auryn

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    Jun 16, 2008 10:33 PM GMT
    Make sure you build a public bathroom, mickey. You'll draw more if you make them feel comfortable by simulating their natural habitats. icon_lol.gif

    ...and another one does, another one does, another bites the nut, er, dust.


    It's a shame that there's a jail sentence for oral sex though. Or did I misinterpret the reason?