I have a crush :/

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    Dec 22, 2011 5:26 AM GMT
    So this is pretty stupid but I'll say this anyway.

    There is a guy who works at the Perfume counter not too far from where I'm stationed. He's so dreamy to look at and people generally like him as a person.

    I've only spoken to him a couple of times and he's always been gracious and polite but he's usually occupied doing something or another. If I'm not really busy my mind either wonders to him or I go and take a 'walking' break just to catch a glimpse of him.

    I hate having this crush on him. My co workers tease me in a friendly manner but with my luck of bad dates and no male interests of my liking. Even worse he's probably taken.

    Arrrgh can anyone give some insight on unrealistic crushes

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    Dec 22, 2011 6:17 AM GMT
    Kill his boyfriend.

    Go to support him in his vulnerable, grieving state.

    Profit.
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    Dec 22, 2011 6:19 AM GMT
    Trepeat saidKill his boyfriend.

    Go to support him in his vulnerable, grieving state.

    Profit.
    Yep, works every time. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 22, 2011 12:26 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidSo this is pretty stupid but I'll say this anyway.

    There is a guy who works at the Perfume counter not too far from where I'm stationed. He's so dreamy to look at and people generally like him as a person.

    I've only spoken to him a couple of times and he's always been gracious and polite but he's usually occupied doing something or another. If I'm not really busy my mind either wonders to him or I go and take a 'walking' break just to catch a glimpse of him.

    I hate having this crush on him. My co workers tease me in a friendly manner but with my luck of bad dates and no male interests of my liking. Even worse he's probably taken.

    Arrrgh can anyone give some insight on unrealistic crushes

    how finding a guy of your own. dude, just because you go on a few bad dates does not mean you should give up.. why don't you get yourself a few hobbies. anyhow, i am wired a little different than most. Once I know someone is not single or not available than i quickly revert to friend mode.
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    Dec 22, 2011 12:35 PM GMT
    How about having an actually conversation with the guy to see how strong your crush is and find out more about him. I mean arent people at work in some sort of work mode so that they are nice and polite to everyone they meet?
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    Dec 22, 2011 12:50 PM GMT
    What's a crush?
    What's a boyfriend?
    What's man on man sex?
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    Dec 22, 2011 1:52 PM GMT
    Ask him to have coffee with you and then feel him out. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Good luck.
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    Dec 22, 2011 2:00 PM GMT
    CoolStoryBro saidHow about having an actually conversation with the guy to see how strong your crush is and find out more about him.

    Good idea. The "crush" process depends on your knowing little or nothing about the crush object so your imagination can endow him with all sorts of superhuman qualities. Once you've interacted in the real world he won't seem so magical and you might actually find some human failings you can relate to.
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    Dec 22, 2011 2:04 PM GMT
    CHIdude saidWhat's a crush?
    What's a boyfriend?
    What's man on man sex?
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    Maybe Santa will surprise me with a plane ticket. I'm down for taking one for the Bro Team. icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 22, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    go up to him and tell him you think he's smokin hot and ask him if he'd let you suck his cock.

    It's simple. Worst case scenario, he'll say no. No worse than the status quo, which is you pining away for him from the sock department.

    ;-)
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    Dec 22, 2011 4:30 PM GMT
    speedobuddy saidgo up to him and tell him you think he's smokin hot and ask him if he'd let you suck his cock.

    It's simple. Worst case scenario, he'll say no. No worse than the status quo, which is you pining away for him from the sock department.

    ;-)

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    Hahahaha...Or maybe I can sniff his man fragrance...Yea that would really tickle his fancy....


    Yes I do realize everyone, including me is in work mode...Question is, when or how do I maneuver myself into conversation, out of work mode?

    If he says no, its all good, I just flush away the feelings in an instant.
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    Dec 22, 2011 4:38 PM GMT
    Ryan_Andrew said
    CHIdude saidWhat's a crush?
    What's a boyfriend?
    What's man on man sex?
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    Maybe Santa will surprise me with a plane ticket. I'm down for taking one for the Bro Team. icon_wink.gif


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    Dec 22, 2011 4:38 PM GMT
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    Dec 22, 2011 4:41 PM GMT
    We all have bad luck when it comes to dates icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 22, 2011 4:41 PM GMT
    I have no idea where Rodcet gets his huge shock facey thing from.

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    Dec 22, 2011 4:47 PM GMT
    Here's some advice... stay away from perfume counters.
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    Dec 22, 2011 4:56 PM GMT
    I've been in that situation last year with a guy who worked with me. You'll just have to ask him out and see how he feels.
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    Dec 23, 2011 1:17 AM GMT
    yo go ask him out!!
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    Dec 23, 2011 1:25 AM GMT
    Fivealive said
    speedobuddy saidgo up to him and tell him you think he's smokin hot and ask him if he'd let you suck his cock.

    It's simple. Worst case scenario, he'll say no. No worse than the status quo, which is you pining away for him from the sock department.

    ;-)

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    Hahahaha...Or maybe I can sniff his man fragrance...Yea that would really tickle his fancy....


    Yes I do realize everyone, including me is in work mode...Question is, when or how do I maneuver myself into conversation, out of work mode?

    If he says no, its all good, I just flush away the feelings in an instant.


    How about, "Hey, would you like to grab a cup of coffee with me sometime?"
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    Dec 23, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    yeahim40 said
    How about, "Hey, would you like to grab a cup of coffee with me sometime?"


    wtf that's the worst advice EVER.

    Here's what you need to do: First, get a blonde wig and pretend you are your own Swedish cousin named Sven. Make this guy believe Sven is into him and thus the trap will begin to materialize. For this next part you'll need 2 drags queens, a quart of Appletini mixer, an mp3 of Mariah (any will do ) and a Lhasa Apso...(trust me it's the only normal way to date a guy).
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    Dec 23, 2011 2:09 AM GMT
    Update:

    So one of the Clarins ladies went up to the guy today and told him that he has an admirer.

    He asked to name him and queried if he was hot and to who the guy was. She coyly said that he needs to find out for himself and investigate.

    Now I'm wondering if he would actually believe I am attractive enough for a date.
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    Dec 23, 2011 2:09 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    yeahim40 said
    How about, "Hey, would you like to grab a cup of coffee with me sometime?"


    wtf that's the worst advice EVER.

    Here's what you need to do: First, get a blonde wig and pretend you are your own Swedish cousin named Sven. Make this guy believe Sven is into him and thus the trap will begin to materialize. For this next part you'll need 2 drags queens, a quart of Appletini mixer, an mp3 of Mariah (any will do ) and a Lhasa Apso...(trust me it's the only normal way to date a guy).


    I may try this stunt of yours Adi....

    *tosses him some bacon cookies*
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    Dec 24, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    Update...

    It was his birthday today which I didn't know. So I grew a set and wished him happy birthday and said I'll buy him a drink....He let me down easy and said maybe after the holidays. He shook my hands and off I went ....

    I don't know if he read the card I sent him prior...


    So another rejection... I knew crushes are bad news. icon_sad.gif
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    Dec 24, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    Yeah they're no good. Keep trying though, Clark. Eventually someone will discover your secret identity. icon_wink.gif

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    Dec 24, 2011 1:03 AM GMT
    Ariodante suggestedHere's what you need to do: First, get a blonde wig and pretend you are your own Swedish cousin named Sven. Make this guy believe Sven is into him and thus the trap will begin to materialize. For this next part you'll need 2 drags queens, a quart of Appletini mixer, an mp3 of Mariah (any will do ) and a Lhasa Apso...(trust me it's the only normal way to date a guy).


    Won't two drag queens fight over one Lhasa Apso? Is that part of the plan?