NEW FAD WORD'S

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    Jun 14, 2008 7:42 AM GMT
    There are a lot of new Fad word's and I think they came from the USA? For example can anyone tellme what "High Maintenance" really mean's?
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    Jun 14, 2008 8:09 AM GMT
    Maintenance was invented in 2786 B.C. as a result of the collapse Great Pyramids of Liza Minelli. The current pharoah, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, hired the leader of the Masons to repair the giant tomb. Unfortunately, during the repairs, a young foul-mouthed gangsta Mason drew a scandalous picture of the leader of the Masons engaging in an inappropriate action with the devil. However, Pharaoh Roosevelt loved the picture so much that he broke his own legs to stop himself from laughing. Eventually, the young foul-mouthed gangsta became Poet Laureate.

    The practice of maintenance evolved over the years to become a ritual involving poetry, song, and romantic wooing, followed by oral sex with the devil. In 1968 B.C., the ancient Roman emporer Polanski released a film popularizing maintenance about a young woman who fucks the Devil, entitled "A Young Woman Who Fucks The Devil". "A Young Woman Who Fucks The Devil", in addition to being a hilarious slapstick fest, raises interesting moral points about existentialism and the impermanence of life itself. The wildly popular film spawned two sequels, "A Young Woman Who Fucks The Devil: This Time It's Personal" and "A Young Woman Who Fucks The Devil: Yoda's Revenge".


    For more info visit:

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Maintenance
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    Jun 14, 2008 3:44 PM GMT
    Thanks I must watch that Movie??


    That was as helpful as a pile of shite!



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    Jun 14, 2008 3:46 PM GMT
    Eric,

    I swear you can be the next David Sedaris if you want to.
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    Jun 14, 2008 4:58 PM GMT
    TD, it basically means someone who requires a lot of work on your part to keep them happy. Can't do anything for themselves. the opposite of easy going, it's all about them.
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    Jun 14, 2008 5:11 PM GMT
    Try Urban Dictionary for new terms

    Like High Maintenance
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    Jun 14, 2008 5:16 PM GMT

    Definitely, DALLITUDE should be in the actual Dictionary. It's real!
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    Jun 14, 2008 5:23 PM GMT
    NYCguy74 saidTD, it basically means someone who requires a lot of work on your part to keep them happy. Can't do anything for themselves. the opposite of easy going, it's all about them.


    NYC Guy thanks you are my Angel!

    Its just I heard someone talk about some and used that word!

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    Jun 14, 2008 5:27 PM GMT
    Caslon4000 saidTry Urban Dictionary for new terms

    Like High Maintenance


    CASLON BABY you always come to the rescue!

    Have you though about joining the Fire force?
    Or is that tooooooooooo Hot for you?
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    Jun 14, 2008 7:54 PM GMT
    jprichva saidEric,

    I swear you can be the next David Sedaris if you want to.


    LOL I had to look him up. Thanks I guess. He's cute and gay, but he looks less evil than me. icon_wink.gif

    Actually those aren't my own words (Though I can be as descriptive, ROFL), they are from a spoof version of the Wikipedia, www.uncyclopedia.org

    TurkishDelightThat was as helpful as a pile of shite!


    I'm glad to be of help. icon_wink.gif

    Uses for a Pile of Shit:

    1) Fertilization of your Marijuana plots.
    2) Fertilization of your Opium Poppy plots.
    3) Fertilization of your Psilocybin Mushroom plots.
    4) Fertilization of your Peyotl Cacti plots.

    and last but not the least:

    5) Garden ornaments!

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    Jun 15, 2008 10:30 PM GMT
    TurkishDelight saidThanks I must watch that Movie??


    That was as helpful as a pile of shite!



    OMG, that made me laugh so hard because it surmised exactly what I was thinking.icon_lol.gif