Write a Haiku About the Guy Above You

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    Dec 22, 2011 7:52 PM GMT
    Use the 5-7-5 pattern.

    Get to work.
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    Dec 22, 2011 7:58 PM GMT
    Did you get that thing
    I sent you, it was supposed
    to be there by now

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  • calibro

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:03 PM GMT
    i took the clay from
    the river, then left it to
    crack in the noon sun
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:08 PM GMT
    Calibro:

    This is King Burger,
    Where you can have it your way,
    Ba DON'T get crazy.
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:10 PM GMT
    loves bacon bacon bacon
    likes bacon bacon
    eats bacon bacon bacon
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    " I have been trying

    to write a haiku for you

    somethings i just cant do"

    :-P
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:20 PM GMT
    DAN_THE_MAN said" I have been trying

    to write a haiku for you

    somethings i just cant do"

    :-P


    see what you did there,
    is something I just did now,
    ..that is all for now.
  • calibro

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:28 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    DAN_THE_MAN said" I have been trying

    to write a haiku for you

    somethings i just cant do"

    :-P


    see what you did there,
    is something I just did now,
    ..that is all for now.


    who put the light in
    front of the horse, then let it
    take to the pasture
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    Lie there in undies.
    Look off to the right, thinking
    It makes you look hot.
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:31 PM GMT
    I suck at haiku
    Cannot think of what to say
    Haiku is too hard
  • Voice22

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    Haikus can be fun

    But sometimes they don't make sense

    Refrigerator

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    Does that shirt make you....
    what shirt?, oh thats right you're not
    wearing a shirt.............d'oh!

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  • calibro

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    Don_Fitandbi_de_Jersey saidLie there in undies.
    Look off to the right, thinking
    It makes you look hot.


    i met a fish with
    no head. of course i threw him
    back into the lake.
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    Dec 22, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Don_Fitandbi_de_Jersey saidLie there in undies.
    Look off to the right, thinking
    It makes you look hot.


    i met a fish with
    no head. of course i threw him
    back into the lake.


    Now that was a good
    Haiku. But so is this one,
    Written by lake fish.
  • SirEllingtonB...

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    Dec 22, 2011 8:48 PM GMT
    Dearest VividCrop,

    I really like your profile.
    We should be dating.
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    Dec 22, 2011 9:32 PM GMT
    Hey you sexy thang.
    I wanna do you right now.
    You fucking hot stud.
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    Dec 22, 2011 10:13 PM GMT
    I often find that
    your quick tongue intimidates
    and yet, entices...
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    Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM GMT
    You're fucking hot, too!
    There's too much eye candy here.
    I need to jack off.
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    Dec 22, 2011 10:33 PM GMT
    Imperative verb,

    Or perhaps self-proclaimed noun;

    Catch, we will learn thee.

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    [edit for paul]

    Flexing for the net,

    Money and sex? Make your bet;

    Gems hidden in stones.

  • Dec 22, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    Nice dichotomy:
    Spiritual fashionista,
    Hot motherfucker
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    Dec 22, 2011 10:54 PM GMT
    Hot, Grounded and Smart.
    So far away but nearby.
    Hope for the new year.
  • ChilaxinJOCK0...

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    Dec 22, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    Roses are ready
    Violets are overrated
    send me a message


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    Dec 22, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Chilaxinjock is crazy redic hot
    And I suck at haikus a lot
    so sorry chilaxinjock happy holidays!
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    Dec 22, 2011 11:07 PM GMT
    ChilaxinJOCK09 saidRoses are ready
    Violets are overrated
    send me a message




    He defined chillax
    In the South Carolina
    Aint no one finer



    Edit: @ Chainers

    Chainer's last Haiku.
    Was way too long to fit in.
    Won't hear him say that
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    Dec 22, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    His character face
    must be kissed, not missed, against
    this wager, online.