Potato Fever!

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    Dec 23, 2011 4:10 PM GMT
    Whoulda thunk that there would be a term for this attraction?

    Potato Fever

    Do you suffer from this affliction?
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    Dec 23, 2011 5:59 PM GMT
    I'm pretty certain this term was mentioned in one of the 4,236 threads you resurrected.
  • baileydog1980

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    Dec 23, 2011 6:02 PM GMT
    I often get Potato fever, but then I'm Irish and we eat too many Potatoes.

    Edit: Oh wait no, wrong sort of Potato fever.
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    Dec 23, 2011 6:07 PM GMT
    Oh Lerrrd.... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 6:10 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidWhoulda thunk that there would be a term for this attraction?

    Potato Fever

    Do you suffer from this affliction?


    Suffer? No. Benefit? Yes. icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 6:10 PM GMT
    What a stupid term
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:03 PM GMT
    Potato Fever, Rice Fever, Nacho Fever... I've been infected by all of'em. Guess I just need plenty of starchy carbs with my protein. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Seems off to me. Potatoes are native to this part of the world. They were exported to Europe, so why they are associated with white people of European descent is beyond me. I'd think Potato Fever is more appropriate for those with a fetish for Native Americans.
  • calibro

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    Dec 23, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    i don't know what the opposite is... but i could sure go for some chocolate right about now...
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidSeems off to me. Potatoes are native to this part of the world. They were exported to Europe, so why they are associated with white people of European descent is beyond me. I'd think Potato Fever is more appropriate for those with a fetish for Native Americans.


    I don't get it either; is it because of the Irish who popularized potatoes, and that's why the vegetable came to be associated with white people?
    Educate me...
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    I'm a potato? Is that with the skin or peeled? What about Reds?

    Kinda silly term IMHO. icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said
    pocketnico saidSeems off to me. Potatoes are native to this part of the world. They were exported to Europe, so why they are associated with white people of European descent is beyond me. I'd think Potato Fever is more appropriate for those with a fetish for Native Americans.


    I don't get it either; is it because of the Irish who popularized potatoes, and that's why the vegetable came to be associated with white people?
    Educate me...


    i think it might have something to do with a plain potato being white/boring and is often associated with boring white people food...

    don't get me wrong, i love me some mashed potatoes/white guys, but they aint no tacos de papa
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    Dec 23, 2011 7:45 PM GMT
    Weird. I think "potato farmer" is the more common term.
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    Dec 23, 2011 9:19 PM GMT
    Potato Fever! Hahahahahahahahaha! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 9:50 PM GMT
    I'm pretty sure that people are not food and food is not people









    except for Soylent Green






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    Dec 23, 2011 10:02 PM GMT
    Eww No but I have friends that date only whites.. And Its a dumb term. Seriously who comes up with all these dumb terms??.. I don't like someone because of race.. But I do tend to lean more towards ethnic guys but that doesn't mean I'll won't want to fuck a hot non-ethnic guy.. lol
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    xrichx saidWeird. I think "potato farmer" is the more common term.



    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=potato%20farmer

    1. Potato Farmer

    A man who farms potato.
    A boy who resembles a potato.
    A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
    A man who lives with potatoes.

    That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

    2. Potato Farmer

    A ethnic person who prefers the company of country white folk

    Yo Lisa is such a Potato Farmer, she goes out to the country just for the guys.

    3. potato farmer

    A man or woman who is only attracted to a member of the opposite sex when they are in a relationship.

    That potato farmer stole my wife
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:16 PM GMT
    ooh these definitions from UrbanDictionary are interesting

    potato fucker

    1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
    2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
    3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit

    Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
    Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

    potato finger

    A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

    Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

    Potato Fishing

    To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

    "I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
    "I potato fished my coworker the other day."


    Potato fuck

    A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.

    Dude montana is suck a potato fuck with her new boyfriend.

    Potato Ho

    Any female resident of Idaho.
    Paul: Hey, Trevor? Did you see that new worker, Nancy? She's pretty hot.

    Trevor: Mabey, but she's a potato ho.

    Paul: F*** that sh**.

    POTATO FLAKES

    The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

    When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

    Potato Jesus

    It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

    God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

    Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.

    Jesus was a human

    No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
    Stan904 saidooh these definitions from UrbanDictionary are interesting
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    I LOVE Urbandictionary. My favorite one is...

    Strawberry Shortcake
    The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    My Sobe bf (from Colombia) has potato fever.
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:32 PM GMT
    Trollileo saidOh god. I need to stop reading the forums in public. I'm trying to keep a straight face in Starbucks and it's very difficult.
    That's because you're gay. Duh! icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    Ye gods and little fishes!!

    Only, Only must Potato Fever refer to a justifiable fondness for those WONDERFUL little round, red, buttered and salted delectabilities boiled and then served to be rolled steaming on the tongue. OOH! So delicious, those new little tubers!! I faint!
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    Dec 23, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    Why is this in the Arts forum?
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    Dec 23, 2011 11:04 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidHey pocket, let's not over-analyze. It's a casual street term and I think it is befitting. Plus, Native (north) Americans could be "maiz fever" or corn fever since corn is more commonly associated with Native Americans (although it dates back to Mexican origin over 7,000 years ago). And besides potatoes are more South American, namely Peru.


    Maize fever? I love it! Although most people would think of that as a fetish for Midwestern boys icon_rolleyes.gif