Waiting for Santa

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    Dec 24, 2011 11:56 PM GMT
    I'm waiting up for Santa tonight.

    Cause I'm gonna eat him.

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    Dec 25, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    Really, by the time he gets to ur chimney, he might have a half bottle of jack and stomach full of chocolate chip cookies. Simply needing a nap before the trip home. U never know he might engage in something more if the offers right. Best wishes this holiday seasonicon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 25, 2011 12:27 AM GMT
    I was thinking of baking him in a red coating mix.

    (we used to do that in the restaurant decide how best to serve different customers.)

    Some are fryers
    some are roasters
    some are better baked in a coating mix.

    fat people you gotta cook like a goose because of the drippings.

    Old people are best stewed because they're so stringy.

    twinks are the petit fours we serve for dessert.






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    Dec 25, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    Upper_Cdn saidI'm waiting up for Santa tonight.

    Cause I'm gonna eat him.

    Dude...

    ...you're more fucking bored than I've been in years! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 25, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    NORAD is here to help:

    http://www.noradsanta.org/en/
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    Dec 25, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Upper_Cdn saidI'm waiting up for Santa tonight.

    Cause I'm gonna eat him.

    Dude...

    ...you're more fucking bored than I've been in years! icon_lol.gif




    totally.

    I've sprayed East Off on the stove rings and I have t let it work.

    tum ti tum ti tum