man hugs

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    Dec 25, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    How do you give a man hug/bro hug?
  • kiwi_nomad

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    Dec 25, 2011 2:09 AM GMT
    usually awkwardly. just grab tight like a bear hug and pat firmly and loudly for a couple times. never hug for more than like 2 seconds haha.
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    Or you could do the whole shake hands with one arm and then lean in and hug with the other.
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:15 AM GMT
    owenowen saidHow do you give a man hug/bro hug?
    I don't. I just hug a guy like I would anyone else I want to show affection to.

    Contrary to popular/western belief, there's nothing "gay" about that.
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:17 AM GMT
    Isn't the bro hug where they pull the other persons arm in and do a chest bump, no wait maybe its where they hug the other person with a kind of head lock icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    This is typically done by wrapping your arms around someone that is a male ;)
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:21 AM GMT
    CallMeDan saidOr you could do the whole shake hands with one arm and then lean in and hug with the other.


    Yea I consider this a "man/bro hug"
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:27 AM GMT
    I don't differentiate.

    You want hug?

    You get REAL hug.

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    Dec 25, 2011 2:36 AM GMT
    Rodcet saidI don't differentiate.

    You want hug?

    You get REAL hug.

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    EXACTLY, THANK YOU!!!
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    The bro hug is executed in North America EXACTLY as follows:


    PRE-APPROACH:
    Broseph A approaches Broseph B. They must establish the following parameters mutually, within 3 seconds of eye contact:

    1. They have not had contact in any meaningful, non-gay way in over three months.

    OR

    2. They are related but extended family (within two degrees removal for cousins; married in-law relations do not count)

    3. If they are frat brothers, or a staggeringly drunk, the three-month waiting period is waived.

    APPROACH:

    1. Both Brosephs must lead out with their left feet, and close to personal bubble range with outstretched hands, the right hand leading so that if needed, Bro-Hug can be deftly aborted and reverted back to a handshake or a handshake/back-pat in a non-awkward way.

    2. If on the final approach all other (in)security checkpoints are clear, Brosephs will tuck their right shoulders down slightly and extend right hands under the opposite Broseph's left arm, reaching around the other man's back, while ensuring that their arms never descend lower than the small of the back.

    CONTACT:

    1. The actual embrace shall not persist for more than the shorter of 1.5 seconds, or the delivery of EXACTLY three (3) rapid back-pats with enough firmness to be heard from ten feet away.

    2. If the time limit lapses noticeably (more than 3sec), Brosephs must state "NO HOMO, BRO!" loud enough to be heard by anyone witnessing the Bro-Hug.

    3. The Bro-Hug is concluded by taking a full step backward from the other Broseph, and starting an inane conversation about their respective kids, any current bowl games, or their golf game.


  • Havenjock80

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    Dec 25, 2011 2:47 AM GMT
    owenowen saidHow do you give a man hug/bro hug?



    not sure to give u a manhug without getting a hard on! ua re so hot
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    Dec 25, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    Claystation saidIsn't the bro hug where they pull the other persons arm in and do a chest bump, no wait maybe its where they hug the other person with a kind of head lock icon_confused.gif


    It's where they press their bodies up against each other with full crotch-to-crotch contact, and then proceed to start humping each other vigorously while making out...












    ...naked

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    Dec 25, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    Perfect deconstruction of 'heterosexual' male behaviour!

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    Dec 25, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    Stan904 said
    It's where they press their bodies up against each other with full crotch-to-crotch contact, and then proceed to start humping each other vigorously while making out...












    ...naked



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    Dec 25, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
    I'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.
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    Dec 25, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    sweetyork saidI'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.

    Doesnt all that winter clothing you Canadians have to wear kinda fill out your personal space, so this isnt a problem?
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    Dec 25, 2011 3:39 AM GMT
    I used to do alphatrigger's method with this one (straight) guy but he recently hugged me the normal way. I was totally caught off guard.
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    Dec 25, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    same way i hug everyone - FULL ON frontal icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 25, 2011 4:12 AM GMT
    sweetyork saidI'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.

    Eh... I got over mine. You can too.
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    Dec 25, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    sweetyork saidI'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.


    I got a little bit of an issue w/this. I am always in a room full of huggers. Particularly straight folks, go figure. I'd much prefer a firm, sincere handshake from a man and a decent handshake form a women than a lame ass dramatic show hug.

    In my book men should only hug their, 1) BF, GF, significant other, partner, wife, husband, 2) elderly mother, and 3) pre teen daughter.

    That being said pour some liquor in me and I'm hugging like straight folks.

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    Dec 25, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    How? How????

    You just MAN up and hug him like you would anyone else.

    I didn't know there was a particular way to hug a "man".

    GROW SOME BALLS.

    ugh.
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    Dec 25, 2011 6:37 AM GMT
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:03 AM GMT
    sweetyork saidI'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.


    Ditto. A hug from me is a rare privilege and genuinely intended. Most gay me seem to think a hug is a requirement and those forced hugs are obviously awkward.
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:06 AM GMT
    26mileman said
    sweetyork saidI'm very uncomfortable with touching others or being touched. I don't like having my personal space invaded. This would explain why I lack a dating life.


    Ditto. A hug from me is a rare privilege and genuinely intended. Most gay me seem to think a hug is a requirement and those forced hugs are obviously awkward.



    A privilege?

    Who the hell do you think you are....the Queen of England?
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:08 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidYou walk up to him...

    Put your arms around him...

    And fucking hug him...

    Gr8Guy4you2 saidsame way i hug everyone - FULL ON frontal icon_smile.gif
    Weird. You seem like the kind of guy who would go from behind.



    Seee how easy that was? This boy gets it. icon_rolleyes.gif