A Little Christmas Poem..

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    Dec 25, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    Twas the night before Christmas,
    and all through the house everyone felt shitty,
    even the mouse.

    Dads at the whore house,
    moms smokin grass,
    and i just settled down for a nice piece o' ass.

    Then up on the roof,
    there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
    I knew right away,
    that fat fucker fell.

    He filled all the stockins with pretzels and beer,
    and a big rubber dick,
    for my brother the queer.

    He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart,
    that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!

    He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight.
    "Piss on you all and have one hell of a night!!!"

    Money is short and times are hard, ya'll just got your Christmas card icon_smile.gif

    Merry f'n Christmas ;)
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:00 AM GMT
    Ha! Seems I have read this before, but still made me laugh. Cheers!
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:01 AM GMT
    Yes, yes, i got it. You're a funny jock w/big muscles and a big dic.... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 25, 2011 7:07 AM GMT
    panda_person_i_is saidYes, yes, i got it. You're a funny jock w/big muscles and a big dic.... icon_rolleyes.gif



    huh??
    where'd that come from?
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    Dec 25, 2011 1:06 PM GMT
    Trollileo said
    pat33rob said
    panda_person_i_is saidYes, yes, i got it. You're a funny jock w/big muscles and a big dic.... icon_rolleyes.gif



    huh??
    where'd that come from?
    He got a stocking full of fake coal. He can't even sell it.


    Lol, actually it was just a used condom, well, it looked like a stocking, but he is pissed cause he could not refill it.