Underwear (not what you're thinking)

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    Jun 15, 2008 2:01 PM GMT
    ok, so this is not the thread about what underwear is sexy, or what underwear you wear, or what underwear I should buy.

    Here's what it is: I went to the gym yesterday and as usual I wear my workout clothes there and then shower and change after I get done. Well, when I was getting dressed I had grabbed a pair of pretty tight breifs. I normally dont wear underwear, or I wear boxers, but its really hot out here now and I figured I better wear something, so I wore these.

    I knew I had to go to a bbq later in the day, but I figured I'd change before I went. Well, I never made it home, so at 4 pm I went to this bbq. It was hot as hell, and just to add to the annoyance, I had shaved "down there" early in the week so there was a fair amount of stubble.

    Well, the heat, combined with the stubble made for an uncomfortable afternoon of discretely reaching into my pocket to adjust me drawers.

    Well, it ended up that this girl I know, that I kinda like showed up at this thing and she is the type who stays till the very end of any party (and she can drink most guys under the table), so we were there a LONG time.

    Sometime after we ate and while we were having even more to drink I went into the bathroom to try to cool "joey and the boys" off. I dropped my shorts and waved some cool air over them. When I went to pull them back up I had a thought. (here it comes)

    "Why don't I just take the underwear off and hide them somewhere? I'll get them when I leave."

    So I took them off and stuck them in a little drawer at the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom, and returned to the party commando, but MUCH more comfortable.

    Well, one thing led to another and I ended up checking out of the party with this girl...wait for it....here it comes...


    without getting my underwear out of their bathroom!

    Now normally this wouldn't be such a problem..I'd just forget about the stupid little tight black 2xists and move on...I mean I hate tight underwear anyway.

    But the guy half of the couple who had the party is a friend of mine that I play basketball with, and he and one other guy had made fun of me for wearing these little black panty things one day after a game. So I know he's gonna recognize them if and when they find them.

    So do I say something to him? Call him and say "Hey,I left my black "party" panties in your bathroom, u think I can stop and pick em up today?"

    or do I just let it go?


    OK, NOW ITS YOUR TURN...ANY FUNNY UNDERWEAR STORIES? (they dont have to be this long).
  • Timbales

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    Jun 15, 2008 2:05 PM GMT
    Forget them and play dumb.

    You might also want to get a little Gold Bond powder. It's good to give the boys a dusting if it's going to be a hot day.
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    Jun 15, 2008 3:02 PM GMT
    Stop by, apologize for the sudden intrusion, and ask if you can take a leak. Hopefully you make the recovery there. lol Fun story though, albeit embarrassing. Keep us posted.
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    Jun 15, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
    I get confused with any story that has a female in it. What exactly does "I ended up checking out of the party with this girl" mean? Or do I NOT want to know? ... icon_eek.gif

    It seems to me that you would make your life a whole lots easier for yourself, if you just owned up to YOURSELF the choices that you make. If you wear this style of underwear on occasion, own up to that decision to yourself and dont let the ribbing from the other guys bother you, altho you can have fun playing the object of ridicule. If the ribbing really bothers you, then that indicates that you yourself are not comfortable with this style underwear, so STOP wearing them.

    Now as to fetching them back, I definitely would. I doubt even Miss Manners has a column on underwear that someone has stashed in a drawer of someone else's bathroom vanity. But I dont think leaving your used underwear to be discovered by some unsuspecting host is the way to leave this situation. Just go back and tell them what you are there for as you slip by them and make your way to the bathroom. Snatch (is that an unfortunate choice of words) back your undies. And exit mumbling your apologies for your intrusion.

    Think of the alternatives. One of your hosts sticks his/her hand in the drawer, grabs out the undies and when he/she realizes what they are, he/she drops them with a shriek! ...And then he, after identifying them, brings them to the locker room and presents them to you using a pair of tongs. And the whole story comes out in the locker room in front of God and everyone.

    No, by the age of 31, you should learn that it is best just to own up your peccadillos...everybody has them...and keep on trucking.
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    Jun 15, 2008 5:22 PM GMT
    Ha, ha good story...

    Just for clarity, you left your underdwear in your straight couple friends house?

    So if he finds them, she may be in trouble, if she finds them he may be in trouble. I'm thinking you should tell him, so he can dump them or shoot over there and take care of it yourself. Depending on their relationship, I think this one has some problem potential, beyond your embarrasment!

    BTW Nice profile, I enjoyed it
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    Jun 15, 2008 5:30 PM GMT
    If you know the hosting people of the BBQ, I would be TOTALLY be upfront and be like "Hey...." It would be on e of those stories that will always be a laugh!! IF you don't know them, well what better way to get know someone but over Black Panties!!

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  • byronicheros

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    Jun 15, 2008 5:31 PM GMT
    funny story...

    i'd play dumb too...

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    Jun 15, 2008 6:34 PM GMT
    HEY, tommyguns, you finally have a face!!

    I also wear boxers or nothing. I only wear briefs when I wear shorts that are not long enough in the thighs. As far as your panties, maybe you can stop by for a bathroom break.
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    Jun 15, 2008 7:25 PM GMT
    Just tell them and let them laugh at u. I'm guessing they'll make fun of u for a while then let it go only to bring it up on rare occasionsicon_smile.gif
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    Jun 15, 2008 8:34 PM GMT
    nysexy saidJust tell them and let them laugh at u. I'm guessing they'll make fun of u for a while then let it go only to bring it up on rare occasionsicon_smile.gif


    It's nothing to be ashamed of! 2xist is not some party panties... underwear is underwear and I'd get them back especially when they're not your regular supermarket underwear!

    People can make fun of you as much as they want, you have the right to wear whatever you want, even if it's some g-string. If you talk openly about somethings you'd be surprised how open and accepting other people can be too.

    Go get it back, tiger!
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    Jun 15, 2008 8:40 PM GMT
    Amusing story.

    I would try to retrieve them because the underwear could cause trouble for your hosts. As someone said, what if they are found? Questions may ensue about their ownership particularly as they were found in the bathroom after a bbq. I know what I'd be thinking...
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    Jun 15, 2008 8:47 PM GMT
    As long as your Mommy didn't sew your name in the waistband, I would say you are home free. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 15, 2008 9:11 PM GMT
    My story:

    I was a counselor at a week long camp recently, and one of the activities we had was water sports. This involved water balloons and water guns, and we all inevitability got soaked. While everyone wore their swimwear, I made the mistake of wearing underwear under my board shorts, which also got soaked.

    Most campers hang their wet swimshorts and towels on the little fence in front of the doors of their cabins, so I decided to put my own "panties" outside but somewhat wrapped in my towel so that it would be hidden and unnoticeable.

    This camp program is set up for kids with cancer and their siblings so there was a playground for them to play on. Some girls thought it would be funny to take down all the clothing hanging out of the boys' cabins to dry and toss them all over the playground equipment. Towels and swim shorts were on display, and one pair of tighty whities (I don't like my junk bouncing around during vigorous camp activities). People were talking about the underwear on the playground from "cabin 5" the next morning during breakfast.

    After lights-out (10 pm) I decided to sneak out of my cabin in my silly pajamas and retrieve my undies so that nobody would ever know their owner (despite speculation), without a flashlight so as not to draw attention in case someone was around the showerhouse or the main lodge. Because I had no flashlight and there was almost no light outside save for the crescent of the moon, I tripped and tumbled down the rocky hill that lead to my cabin. I gave out a yelp and some campers including the camp leader heard, came out spotted me and ran over to help, completing the humiliation smiley.gif.

    The End
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    Jun 15, 2008 9:39 PM GMT
    What kind of underwear are you guys wearing that you are ashamed of and elicits unsolicited comments from others?

    Is this normal behavior on the part of all parties in other parts of America? Seems really odd to me, but then I wear real men's boxer shorts, so I dont have to go thru all these shenanigans.
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    Jun 15, 2008 9:41 PM GMT
    It seems like a lot of Americans think like this:

    white, tight underwear = gay

    speedos = gay

    swimming trunks = gay

    designer labelled underwear = gay

    calvin klein = gay



    boxer shorts = straight

    board shorts = straight
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    Jun 15, 2008 9:46 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidIt seems like a lot of Americans think like this:

    white, tight underwear = gay

    speedos = gay

    swimming trunks = gay

    designer labelled underwear = gay

    calvin klein = gay



    boxer shorts = straight

    board shorts = straight


    Have you seen the straight american male? Nuff said. ... icon_eek.gif



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    Jun 15, 2008 11:16 PM GMT
    well, I wear boxers normally or nothing (as posted in other threads). I don't like tight briefs cause they keep the junk all smushed up.

    I didn't think it was a comment on my insecurities that I wanted to ditch the constricting underwear at the 105 degree bbq, but whatever.

    as far as getting teased...I find that with my group of friends, if I don't calculate and give them something to tease me about, then they inevitably come up with something on their own and its often much worse, lol.

    I must admit that I was kind of partial to sitting back and watching the whole thing blow up and just see where the chips fell...

    BUT, after telling one of my other friends about it, I called my friend who hosted the party and told him to get my underweear out of his bathroom. Of course, I was not going to leave myself open for ridicule, so I just hinted that THE SEX may have happened in there during the party and that I just stuck em in the drawer as we were making our exit.

    Rather that rip on me, he gave me props and retrieved the offending undergarments before his wife found them.

    (oh, and when I called them panties...I just meant briefs...anything smaller than a boxer brief is considered a pair of panties in my book...I wouldn't be caught dead in girls underwear)

    btw...here is a pic of the offending underwear..but mine are in black:

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    Jun 15, 2008 11:25 PM GMT
    OMG...did he just say that he had been wearing girl's underwear? ... icon_eek.gif ... no wonder he wanted them out of there. ...These threads are just getting weirder and weirder. ... icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 16, 2008 9:49 PM GMT
    Cas? do u actually read the posts before u reply? or just skim for words you recognize?
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    Jun 17, 2008 7:37 AM GMT
    tommysguns2000 saidRather that rip on me, he gave me props and retrieved the offending undergarments before his wife found them.
    Heh, just imagine if his wife found HIM with YOUR underwear! icon_eek.gificon_redface.gif That would be a hoot!
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    Jun 22, 2008 9:10 PM GMT
    It's kinda funny to see the "underwear Wars" rage on.

    I wore boxer shorts growing up, my mom worried about sterility from the tighty whitties. All thru Junior and High School, mid-late 80's, I got teased in locker room before and after gym class. I was the only one wearing boxers, the rest of the guys were in their breifs.

    So whatever you're wearing now, will be in or out of style soon, and along the way someone will make fun of you for it.