Dec 25, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
Don't get me wrong...I do shower; quite regularly, in fact. But I hate having to do it alone.
It takes me a long time (yes, I know I'm not very fast, but what can I say, I'm slow and lazy when doing something I hate), and if you multiply that by the seven days in a week- whoa, don't get me started. That's a damn long time. Too long.
Standing in the shower is boring. Unless you have someone else in there with you, or you feel like singing, there's nothing to do.
If you get a shower radio you're likely to start dancing and end up falling, lying on your back until one of your unsuspecting roommates or friends comes in and carries you out, and then you'll have to blush because it was so embarrassing.