Lunch With a Married Lady

  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    I've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
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    Dec 26, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    Um so basically you just want information about a guy whom you fancy?
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:49 AM GMT
    Fivealive saidUm so basically you just want information about a guy whom you fancy?


    Lol. I want particulars. She knows him well. In polite southern society one just does not blurt out, "he gives blow jobs that make the world spin." Especially in a restaurant.

    I suppose this post is going to be one of those "teachable moments."
  • mizu5

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    So, you recieved an amazing blowjob from a handsome man, and now are going after him by asking details from a woman who knows him, yes?

    Is that about right or have I completely misunderstood.
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    mizu5 saidSo, you recieved an amazing blowjob from a handsome man, and now are going after him by asking details from a woman who knows him, yes?

    Is that about right or have I completely misunderstood.


    Dead on. :-)
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    Dec 26, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
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    Dec 26, 2011 2:51 AM GMT
    Sounds like the OP has re-entered High School. icon_lol.gif
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:53 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidSounds like the OP has re-entered High School. icon_lol.gif


    I have Paul. This is about my fifth childhood. But believe me, he is a Dyson. Lol.
  • mizu5

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:55 AM GMT
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.
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    Dec 26, 2011 2:57 AM GMT
    What exactly do you have against Hoover vacuums now?
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:57 AM GMT
    mizu5 said
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.


    Well Mr. Prim and Proper. When was the last time someone played your pipe?
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 2:58 AM GMT
    swmrh911 saidWhat exactly do you have against Hoover vacuums now?


    Oh, absolutely nothing. But on occasion it is good to have the room spin less alcohol.
  • mizu5

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    Dec 26, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
    conservativejock said
    mizu5 said
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.


    Well Mr. Prim and Proper. When was the last time someone played your pipe?
    Well recently actually. I have a boyfriend. It wasn't a comment made to offend your sensibilities, but moreso the truth of the matter if we are being blunt.

    If you'd like I can speak with eloquence and grace, but to be honest I left my private schools and ettiquette lessons behind, only to be dusted off once in a while for events.
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 3:07 AM GMT
    mizu5 said
    conservativejock said
    mizu5 said
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.


    Well Mr. Prim and Proper. When was the last time someone played your pipe?
    Well recently actually. I have a boyfriend. It wasn't a comment made to offend your sensibilities, but moreso the truth of the matter if we are being blunt.

    If you'd like I can speak with eloquence and grace, but to be honest I left my private schools and ettiquette lessons behind, only to be dusted off once in a while for events.


    I doubt we se much eloquence from you. Perhaps if there were, you'd stay out of threads that you think are beneath you. Instead it seems you must troll them in order to make tacky comments, blunt or not.

    Fortunately at lunch tomorrow you won't be around. We'd likely not allow you through the door at any rate.
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    Dec 26, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
    conservativejock said
    paulflexes saidSounds like the OP has re-entered High School. icon_lol.gif


    I have Paul. This is about my fifth childhood. But believe me, he is a Dyson. Lol.
    Mine is a black hole. Not even light can escape. icon_biggrin.gif
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    conservativejock said
    paulflexes saidSounds like the OP has re-entered High School. icon_lol.gif


    I have Paul. This is about my fifth childhood. But believe me, he is a Dyson. Lol.
    Mine is a black hole. Not even light can escape. icon_biggrin.gif


    Woo Hoo!!! Paul needs a patent!!
  • mizu5

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    Dec 26, 2011 3:14 AM GMT
    conservativejock said
    mizu5 said
    conservativejock said
    mizu5 said
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.


    Well Mr. Prim and Proper. When was the last time someone played your pipe?
    Well recently actually. I have a boyfriend. It wasn't a comment made to offend your sensibilities, but moreso the truth of the matter if we are being blunt.

    If you'd like I can speak with eloquence and grace, but to be honest I left my private schools and ettiquette lessons behind, only to be dusted off once in a while for events.


    I doubt we se much eloquence from you. Perhaps if there were, you'd stay out of threads that you think are beneath you. Instead it seems you must troll them in order to make tacky comments, blunt or not.

    Fortunately at lunch tomorrow you won't be around. We'd likely not allow you through the door at any rate.
    What on earth are you talking about? I never said anything was beneath me. I see no issue or problem with what you are doing. And I hardly "trolled" your topic.

    And please, don't let me into your restaurant, I'm sure I would have much better places to go.
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    Dec 26, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    conservativejock said
    Fivealive saidUm so basically you just want information about a guy whom you fancy?


    Lol. I want particulars. She knows him well. In polite southern society one just does not blurt out, "he gives blow jobs that make the world spin." Especially in a restaurant.

    I suppose this post is going to be one of those "teachable moments."


    LOL! I love me a good southern gent! icon_wink.gif
  • conservativej...

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    Dec 26, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    Ryan_Andrew said
    conservativejock said
    Fivealive saidUm so basically you just want information about a guy whom you fancy?


    Lol. I want particulars. She knows him well. In polite southern society one just does not blurt out, "he gives blow jobs that make the world spin." Especially in a restaurant.

    I suppose this post is going to be one of those "teachable moments."


    LOL! I love me a good southern gent! icon_wink.gif


    I assume Sir, your bourbon has a cork and not a screw cap?
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    Dec 26, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    mizu5 said
    running11 said
    conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."

    He would be patented were he a vacuum.



    wait......

    what?
    He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.


    I just looooove you for having put it that way lol

    Edit: @OP.. come on, that was funny.. it really was not in any way negative the way I read it... it was just very plain language use