running11 said He's letting us know he had a sick blowie and he wants another so he's talking to the guys hag. Essentially. In Layman's terms.
conservativejock saidI've invited a married lady to lunch tomorrow in order to collect a little information in regards to a handsome man. I have decided, that since she is married, it is best to describe my interaction with this man by saying, "he is not a Hoover but a Dyson."
He would be patented were he a vacuum.
Well Mr. Prim and Proper. When was the last time someone played your pipe?
Well recently actually. I have a boyfriend. It wasn't a comment made to offend your sensibilities, but moreso the truth of the matter if we are being blunt.
If you'd like I can speak with eloquence and grace, but to be honest I left my private schools and ettiquette lessons behind, only to be dusted off once in a while for events.