Yesterday, on the bus...

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    Jun 16, 2008 7:52 AM GMT
    Yesterday my iPod died while waiting at the bus stop on the long way home. So I got on the bus trying to amuse myself with the sights of construction along the way. On the next stop by the mall, a salesperson from a popular mobile phone retail store got on the bus and sat beside me.
    He was a tall, stocky, hot young Arab in his early-20s. Well, the trip just got interesting as part of him occupied my seat. He was huge but proportional and out thighs were rubbing against each other. Well, knowing how tiring it is to be in retail dealing with customers' neurosis, the poor fellow fell asleep... his head fell on my shoulder. I was aroused by the experience 'cos it's been a long time! So much so that I would already consider it as 'havingsex' icon_lol.gif
    Anyway, I try to be polite by not throwing him off of my shoulder (hey, I was doing him a huge favor here, c'mon!). And I would occasionally rub my thigh against his. Now his frame is totally not my type but probably he was just at the right place at the right time and he got me rock hard!
    On a casual basis, I don't normally wear any underwear during summer here. Yesterday, I was wearing one of those beach shorts with a "netting" underneath. So to combat this raging boner, I started texting MikePhil just to piss the bitch off and distract myself.
    After a few sms exchanges with the bitch, it seemed to have worked! I got off the bus a bit subsided and not too obvious. Normally, I would have considered this situation as a come-on and would have definitely pursued the guy on bus and get off where he'd get off until I get off! Regardless whether he is straight or turns out to be gay.
    So I only have MikePhil to thank for... for being my sex antidote. LOLLLLLLLLL!!!
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    Jun 16, 2008 9:10 AM GMT
    zimsterHe was a tall, stocky, hot young Arab in his early-20s.


    Oh jesus. And you just left?! icon_confused.gif

    I know you are a recovering whore, but... man, icon_cry.gif couldn't you have at least tranquilized him, packed him, and shipped him off to moi?
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    Jun 16, 2008 9:11 PM GMT
    You know what Zim icon_question.gif

    It's a good thing I like you. Cuz that, is just rude icon_confused.gif

    Using me that way icon_confused.gif

    "Sex antidote" icon_rolleyes.gif

    I'm hurt icon_cry.gif
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    Jun 17, 2008 6:16 AM GMT
    WTF happened to ZIM?! icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 17, 2008 7:52 AM GMT
    Stocky Arabs are possibly the hottest humans to ever exist. Next time grab his penis and then run like hell!