Jul 24, 2007 10:56 PM GMT
You know...your hips. I did. I'm concerned. What do you measure?
Is there an ideal waist-to-butt ratio? My clothes want to know.
Is there an ideal waist-to-butt ratio? My clothes want to know.
Please measure your butt
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Jul 24, 2007 11:31 PM GMTThere is and I have it. Unfortunately, there's not a single trousers mfr. that can meet the standard. You'd think at least one might have gone to a fashion design school.
Hint for you future fashion designers - they're called BALLS. Please make your designs to accomodate and accentuate them. Or DIE! -
Jul 24, 2007 11:34 PM GMTI measured my butt but I'm not disclosing anything. You did mean the anus diameter, right? Ok, then, you go first. -
Jul 25, 2007 2:15 AM GMTI know the diameter of my penis. I know the limits of your sphincter. Therefore I know with fair approximation, the diameter of your anus. -
Jul 25, 2007 3:43 AM GMTi know mine is off the charts -
Jul 25, 2007 4:04 AM GMTI want numbers. -
Jul 25, 2007 5:05 AM GMTYes! Finally the topic I am waiting for. TQ OW.
Common guys, let hear it.. -
Jul 25, 2007 5:23 AM GMT37 -
Jul 25, 2007 5:55 AM GMTHmm... sadly, I have no butt.
But I have this fantasy of an ass that I can park my beer on, while I'm boinking it.
Oooh. I didn't say that out loud, did I? -
Jul 25, 2007 6:22 AM GMTWhat OW, a boring night in front of the mirror?
Mindgarden: I've seen more than one woman of color who could supply that ass of your fantasy. -
Jul 25, 2007 7:37 AM GMTI've got some junk in the trunk, but sadly nothing to measure it with. As soon as I can find a measuring tape I'll post some stats.
Also, any other boys find that the size of their booty keeps them from wearing some types of pants? I cant wear slim cut or straight leg pants for the life of me. But when I wear boot cut jeans, they do some great things for my ass. -
Jul 25, 2007 8:06 AM GMTThere is this really cute straight guy at my work and he has the hottest ass in jeans that I have ever seen. Ive never found myself to stare at anyones ass (guy or girl) but I mean this guy is the whole package and the ass just takes the cake. What brand are thoes jeans? I have no idea and I'm scared to ask him lol. -
Jul 25, 2007 12:53 PM GMT"What OW, a boring night in front of the mirror?"
LOL...More like a boring night of trying on half the jeans in my wardrobe and finally grabbing the tape measure. -
Jul 25, 2007 4:41 PM GMTI got very excited last fall when Michael Kors based his collection on the dancer's body and legitimized the existence of pleats in menswear again. I've got the ass and thighs of a hockey player, and flat front pants make me look gigantic. The low waists are terrible, too. I haven't measured my ass, but I'm the sure the ratio between my small waist and my big butt is huge. Most guys are built like sausages, so they can get away with wearing pants that are shaped like sausage casings. I can't.
I know it's disheartening to put on pants that don't fit, but you need to know that it's not your fault. The trends for the last decade or more have favored a guy with no body. That cycle seems to be ending, and a more athletic silhouette is becoming fashionable.
Perhaps there are some pants that fit in your future. Or maybe you can just stop wearing pants altogether. If you choose the latter option, please send photos. -
Jul 25, 2007 5:07 PM GMTCool! It's the designers' fault that what fit me three months ago now doesn't. I don't think I want to wear pleated jeans. -
Jul 25, 2007 5:08 PM GMTGood call there my friend - in fact, forego trousers altogether. ;) WOO HOO! -
Jul 25, 2007 5:11 PM GMTBoycott pants~! -
Jul 25, 2007 5:36 PM GMTWell, no one in their right mind would want to wear pleated jeans. Your best option is to stop wearing jeans if they fit you that poorly, or to move onto another style. For instance, Levi's 501s might be a classic, but the other styles they produce have different waist-to-hip ratios. I buy some kind that has roomier legs because it's the tight thighs that bug me the most. The waist is a little higher than most jeans on the market today, but so is my waist. It's at the top of my pelvis, like it should be on a guy with an ass.
Then again, perhaps your problem is not with the pants, but with your ass. What have you been eating lately? -
Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM GMTWell.....DUH!!!
BIATCH -
Jul 25, 2007 6:08 PM GMTObscenewish, you may want to consider a pair of these:
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Jul 25, 2007 6:27 PM GMTBiatch Numero 2 -
Jul 25, 2007 6:30 PM GMTYou probably got a beautiful ass. So, what exactly is the problem? Is it too small or too big? Is it too flat or too round? Is it itching, burning, red, unhygenic? -
Jul 25, 2007 6:34 PM GMTYup, stop wearing pants! I got two Utilikits when I was in Seattle, and these things are comfortable!
I went to a beach wedding this past weekend in one, and I got a few looks, but the next day the groom called me up because all the guys in the wedding party though it was cool and wanted to know where they can get one. -
Jul 25, 2007 6:35 PM GMT"is it itching, burning, red, unhygienic" And my mental image is of a dog scooting its butt across the grass to relieve an itch -- you haven't perchance been doing that have you OW? -
Jul 25, 2007 7:01 PM GMTAre we measuring depth?
