paulflexes saidPost a pic from your New Year party.
I'm not at liberty to post people pics from the party (very elite people), but the private fireworks show was fucking spectacular.
So that's where you were when I phoned you last night. No wonder you sounded so uneasy, lest your hosts realize the low calibre of person who gives you calls.
And explains that muffled remark I overheard: "I'll be right back, Bunny, just taking a quick Happy from my investment banker."
The few stray friends I met on Wilton Drive to start celebrating early weren't quite so elite, and the fireworks were limited to some firecrackers kids dropped on us, which woke me up in time to phone you and not miss midnight. For which I have a vague memory of wetness, meaning either I pissed myself or fell into the Middle River again. Happy New Year!