I Was Called Old Today. Its Time for Me to Die.

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    Jan 03, 2012 2:00 AM GMT
    I got this message from a 23 year old from a foreign country today:

    ?Hey man ! I hope this message finds u well. I am not interested in ppl at age 30 and over, but when I see ur pics, dude u turn me on right away. lol ! I hope that I can find an old guy like u HOT. xoxo

    WTF!
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
    Bitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:10 AM GMT
    Chainers saidBitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)


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    i dont want to be old. icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    well at least you fall into DILF category.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:11 AM GMT
    At least he didn't mention your crow's feet.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:12 AM GMT
    Wait to you meet the ones who want to date you because you're "old." There's a whole new level of creepy for ya! icon_biggrin.gif

    And welcome to the club, Gramps!
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL,,, welcome to my inbox! hehe.. you look great for your age will be your next email no doubt!


    Hehe I just sent him that message :-)
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:13 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL,,, welcome to my inbox! hehe.. you look great for your age will be your next email no doubt!


    omg stop. tell me that i am still young and that the 23 year old is just young and stupid.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:14 AM GMT
    Wow...I'm trying to figure out if that was an insult disguised as a compliment or simply a stupid comment. Just tell him, he'll be you in 7-years and see how happy he'll get.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:14 AM GMT
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    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL,,, welcome to my inbox! hehe.. you look great for your age will be your next email no doubt!


    omg stop. tell me that i am still young and that the 23 year old is just young and stupid.


    Girl middle age is 50, you are still too young and purdy to be called old!
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    Chainers said
    AvadaKedavra said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL,,, welcome to my inbox! hehe.. you look great for your age will be your next email no doubt!


    omg stop. tell me that i am still young and that the 23 year old is just young and stupid.


    Girl middle age is 50, you are still too young and purdy to be called old!


    more! more! lol
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:16 AM GMT
    Oh hon, you've been obsessing over this for a year:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1474480/

    Remind me not to sign on when your 50th birthday rolls around...
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:18 AM GMT
    You don't look a day over 21
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidOh hon, you've been obsessing over this for a year:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1474480/

    Remind me not to sign on when your 50th birthday rolls around...


    i know but this is the first time someone called me old without the intention of making fun of me. like he was serious about it.

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    Jan 03, 2012 2:19 AM GMT
    Maybe you should start lying about your age. When people confront you you can say, damn it I am 26 years old....

    (26 years and 52 months old, that is)
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:23 AM GMT
    Point out to the young'ns that you managed to live to your age; they might not.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:24 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    eagermuscle saidOh hon, you've been obsessing over this for a year:

    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1474480/

    Remind me not to sign on when your 50th birthday rolls around...


    i know but this is the first time someone called me old without the intention of making fun of me. like he was serious about it.

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    Take a cue from my sister, two years older than me she always passed for one of her kids and still looks great for her age. Three weeks ago, coming straight from work in a suit and tie to help her pick out a mother-of-the-bride gown I was urging her to try on an outfit and she just laughed when the fiftysomething saleswoman said "Go ahead, try it on for your son." It's inevitable that any time now what happened to Dermot Mulroney, Bill Pullman and Eric Close will happen to me but I don't waste time worrying about it.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:26 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    Chainers saidBitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)


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    i dont want to be old. icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif


    Either learn to "grow older" or you will be miserable.

    BTW, "growing older" is different from "getting old".

    Also, you have only one other choice than to either "grow older" or "get old".

    You can die. You really don't want to do that yet. There's so much fun coming and you're so young.

    I'll choose "growing older" any time.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:30 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    AvadaKedavra said
    Chainers saidBitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)


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    i dont want to be old. icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif

    Me neither.. where do we get a refund!
    I demand a recount!!!


    Sarge, you've got nothing to worry about. You're life fine Grand Cru Appellation Controle Pauillac from a very good year. You only get better with age.

    Schlurp! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    AvadaKedavra said
    Chainers saidBitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)


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    i dont want to be old. icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif

    I'm confused.. now how is it that I'm 22 yrs. older and don't feel half as worried about my real age? I think I felt it more when they started calling me SIR.
    That's when you know your young man card's been revoked!...
    Chainers!!! Bitch,, did you just call me middle aged!
    Why,, you young whipper snapper you... where's my cane and false teeth...
    Why,,, I outta ... opppps, forgot what I outta!..O_O...!


    well as long as i can remain as fabulous as my 4 favorite girls...

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    Jan 03, 2012 2:36 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    AvadaKedavra said
    Chainers saidBitch you are old that is all. Accept it and move on with your life :-)


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    i dont want to be old. icon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gificon_cry.gif

    I'm confused.. now how is it that I'm 22 yrs. older and don't feel half as worried about my real age? I think I felt it more when they started calling me SIR.
    That's when you know your young man card's been revoked!...
    Chainers!!! Bitch,, did you just call me middle aged!
    Why,, you young whipper snapper you... where's my cane and false teeth...
    Why,,, I outta ... opppps, forgot what I outta!..O_O...!


    Sorry SIR I didnt mean to be rude!
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:43 AM GMT
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    Beautiful Logan's Run reference. Well played.
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    grovetown1 said
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    Beautiful Logan's Run reference. Well played.


    i dont get this reference? is it because i am too old?
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    Jan 03, 2012 2:46 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    grovetown1 said
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    Beautiful Logan's Run reference. Well played.


    i dont get this reference? is it because i am too old?


    In fact, you might be too young. feel better? icon_biggrin.gif