Letter of invitation: Ann Coulter

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    Jun 18, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
    I know this may not make some poeople
    happy because they love to riddacule me.
    But this is a sarcastic letter and
    it was written from my last english assignment
    ever. I am well aware my spelling is bad.

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    Ann Coulter
    242 Seabreeze Ave
    Palm beach, Florida



    Ms. Coulter

    I am pleased to invite you on behalf of our class and myself to speak for us Tuesday September, 30 at the West Shore centre for learning and training. I personally want to show my classmates exactly in your opinion what “Those dirty Muslims” deserve for 9/11 as well as elaborate how it was also: Pagans, abortionist, feminists, gays, and lesbians among 0thers; Including teddy Kennedy and reverend Berry Lynn who helped make the attack happen. As well as share your opinion on Islam and the middle east quoted here: “I find it tedious to detail the savagery of the enemy . . . I want to kill them. Why don't Democrats?” Obtaining to a speech at the university of southern California, during Islamo-facisim Awareness Week. To all our class mates yet uneducated to your controversial ideals and forward thinking Goals.

    I am writing to in hopes that you could share one of you amazing quotes that first caught my attention as to your true thoughts on the war and the Middle east
    . “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We Carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.” It would be a life changing experience I am sure, one only you and no one else can create for our students.

    We are a school for high school drop outs with open minds hoping to learn more of the a united states. We eagerly support your cause and hope you can enlighten us with your knowledge of life. Our school is located in Langford B.C. on Vancouver island I will include the full address below. I realise how hard it is for you to come to Canada, After the comments you made; Comments Pointing out that we are unthankful and childish for not supporting this war when we were once great allies that, and I quote you “Supported the war in Vietnam and sent troops”. As well as that we should be afraid that America can come in when we are sleeping and smush us dead.

    But No hard feelings after all, Equal rights is for idiots. And I am happy to know that you agree, as well as forward the fact women should lose there rights, as well as the ones to vote. I quote you “...It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950—except Goldwater in '64—the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.” It shows your self respect and your love for our safety as well as women everywhere.
    you can reach me at 1-250 500-7329 for any further questions.
    I will need a reply by Sunday August, 10.
    You may bring “Shirley Phelps”
    Please RSVP

    Olin Csinos
    2124 Brule drive
    Sooke, British Columbia.



    Ps. There is no address because this was sarcastic, but I doubt you could figure that out, I mean “we sent troops into Vietnam.” Is not exactly something an educated person would say, Then again nothing you say is.



    Thank you, Len.

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    Jun 19, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
    IS THIS NOT FUNNY! GOD DAMNIT!..class we have a new student.
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    Jun 19, 2008 4:38 AM GMT
    At this point It seems fairly obvious that Ann Coulter is relying on her "controversial comments," to bring in her money (w/ book sales etc...) I personally choose to pay her no mind.

    The only reason that this woman is famous is b/c people simply give her the time of day.
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    Jun 19, 2008 4:43 AM GMT
    She makes fox fun to watch!
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    Jun 19, 2008 4:44 AM GMT
    I'd love to kick her right in the cooch, but I might never get her sarlac funk out from under my toenails.
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    Jun 19, 2008 4:46 AM GMT
    I hate this bitches life..
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    Jun 19, 2008 1:26 PM GMT
    Ann Coulter is so cool, she has more testosterone than most American males. The "Move-On.Org" commerical with little Alex is the perfect example, Little Alex will grow up to be a Mama's boy little pussy. He won't be needed to defend the Republic anyway.

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    Jun 19, 2008 1:48 PM GMT
    I'd like to invite Ann Coulter to kiss my ass.
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    Jun 19, 2008 1:58 PM GMT
    Ann Coulter has man hands and an Adam's apple.

    No, seriously, I believe she was born a man.

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