So what's the lamest line you've ever used....

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    Jan 03, 2012 6:05 PM GMT
    So what's the lamest line or excuse you've used (or was used on you) to break a date or end a semi-casual relationship? And did it work? Just looking to learn from othes mistakes icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 03, 2012 7:24 PM GMT
    "Relax, it's not even loaded."
    Yep, it worked.
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    Jan 03, 2012 7:32 PM GMT
    On a guy: "Oh- so you're old enough to be my dad." And no, he just wanted to get into daddy-son role play. I've also accidentally stumbled upon one for a girl, but that's not relevant.
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    Jan 03, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    "I think I left the hydroelectric magneto-sphere regulator on in my spaceship."

    To explain, I was on a "date" with someone who had apparently lied about nearly every aspect of who he is. Turned out, instead of being a nice, sensitive, polite nerd... he was a perverse, sex crazed, bigoted, violent, misogynistic, hillbilly jerk. So I came up with the most mind-blowingly nerdy excuse I could and ran.
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    Jan 03, 2012 8:52 PM GMT
    junknemesis said"I think I left the hydroelectric magneto-sphere regulator on in my spaceship."

    To explain, I was on a "date" with someone who had apparently lied about nearly every aspect of who he is. Turned out, instead of being a nice, sensitive, polite nerd... he was a perverse, sex crazed, bigoted, violent, misogynistic, hillbilly jerk. So I came up with the most mind-blowingly nerdy excuse I could and ran.

    I've felt just horrible about that ever since. Can you pleeeeease ever forgive me?! icon_redface.gif

    But seriously, I've been on that same date before. I didn't come up with such a clever line.
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    Jan 03, 2012 9:32 PM GMT
    junknemesis said"I think I left the hydroelectric magneto-sphere regulator on in my spaceship."

    To explain, I was on a "date" with someone who had apparently lied about nearly every aspect of who he is. Turned out, instead of being a nice, sensitive, polite nerd... he was a perverse, sex crazed, bigoted, violent, misogynistic, hillbilly jerk. So I came up with the most mind-blowingly nerdy excuse I could and ran.


    Don't know why, but I get the impression you didn'icon_biggrin.gift like this guy very much
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    Jan 03, 2012 9:36 PM GMT
    Bullwinklemoos saidOn a guy: "Oh- so you're old enough to be my dad." And no, he just wanted to get into daddy-son role play. I've also accidentally stumbled upon one for a girl, but that's not relevant.


    I've used the reverse: "I've got a son that's about your age".

    (incidentally, my son is about your age icon_biggrin.gif)
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    Jan 03, 2012 9:48 PM GMT
    "You're hot" (with a drunken undertone)

    It works more often than not is the sad thing haha.
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    Jan 03, 2012 9:49 PM GMT
    Everything I say is cheesy when I like a guy : (
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    Jan 03, 2012 9:50 PM GMT
    I never had to use lame lines or any lines before to pickup men, or even women for that matter. Now, granted, I've only dated twice in my lifetime, but I'm not really looking for a relationship or even sex to be honest, but I want my body to look good so I'm working out and am on a 1,950 Cal. Diet. How do you explain that one?
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    Jan 03, 2012 10:44 PM GMT
    So what's the lamest line you've ever used....

    "Hey, I just saw you looking at me, thought maybe you wanted to say hi."

    "Why the fuck would you think I'd be interested in YOU? Get the hell away from me."

    ::: flee with tail between my legs ::: icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 03, 2012 11:11 PM GMT
    Art_Deco saidSo what's the lamest line you've ever used....

    "Hey, I just saw you looking at me, thought maybe you wanted to say hi."

    "Why the fuck would you think I'd be interested in YOU? Get the hell away from me."

    ::: flee with tail between my legs ::: icon_sad.gif


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    Jan 04, 2012 7:54 AM GMT
    "One second, my boyfriend's calling.."
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    Jan 04, 2012 7:56 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidSo what's the lamest line you've ever used....

    "Hey, I just saw you looking at me, thought maybe you wanted to say hi."

    "Why the fuck would you think I'd be interested in YOU? Get the hell away from me."

    ::: flee with tail between my legs ::: icon_sad.gif


    this is why i dont come on to guys at the club and other reasons
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    Jan 05, 2012 2:09 AM GMT
    I'm relocating to Jalalabad.
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    Jan 05, 2012 2:44 AM GMT
    "Wanna fuck?"
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    Jan 05, 2012 2:47 AM GMT
    I fake an exotic accent...
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:04 AM GMT
    GAMRican said"Wanna fuck?"


    And they turned you down?! Gee, how about trying that line on me icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:05 AM GMT
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    GAMRican said"Wanna fuck?"


    And they turned you down?! Gee, how about trying that line on me icon_twisted.gif


    Oh good grief you two... Get a room icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:07 AM GMT
    (on New Year's)

    "Hey, they're shooting off fireworks at the capitol building tonight. How about we go watch and end the night with a bang."

    It was meant to be cheesy but it still managed to get us in bed, lol.

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    Jan 05, 2012 4:12 AM GMT
    TriAthInCA said
    GAMRican said"Wanna fuck?"


    And they turned you down?! Gee, how about trying that line on me icon_twisted.gif


    The crazy thing is that I always thought the line was lame, but it DOES seem to work every time. Go figure.

    BTW, wanna fuck? icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:18 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    TriAthInCA said
    GAMRican said"Wanna fuck?"


    And they turned you down?! Gee, how about trying that line on me icon_twisted.gif


    The crazy thing is that I always thought the line was lame, but it DOES seem to work every time. Go figure.

    BTW, wanna fuck? icon_twisted.gif


    Oh....so....tempting.....

    You pick me up at the airport, or should I just take BART.
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:25 AM GMT
    Went to a club and locked eyes with a guy. After an hour of trying to find him again as he disappeared, I found him, went right up to him and drunkenly said "I saw you looking at me..." Not what I meant to say at all, but it got me a dance.
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:27 AM GMT
    BART to Daly City. Take the 28 to Park Presidio and Fulton. I'm about 2 blocks from the DeYoung. Call when you're about 5 minutes away. I've got lube and rubbers. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 05, 2012 4:38 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidBART to Daly City. Take the 28 to Park Presidio and Fulton. I'm about 2 blocks from the DeYoung. Call when you're about 5 minutes away. I've got lube and rubbers. icon_twisted.gif


    You know you phone's going to ring in a couple hours and you'r going to totally freak. icon_cool.gif