I'm freaking out. Need some MAJOR advice

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    Jan 04, 2012 1:36 AM GMT
    So I've been seeing this guy for 3 months we have fooled around but we never had sex... We've been talking about it and tomorrow we are going to do it. I'm going to bottom and I've never done it. I need advice or something to help me. anything will help
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    Jan 04, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    Make sure u shit before hand. Nothing is more embarrasing than shit-dick.
    U could get an enema and douche ur ass if u'd like.

    Try and get drunk too....before hand.
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    Jan 04, 2012 1:40 AM GMT
    1. YOU NEED TO BUY YOURSELF AN ENEMA.
    Google the word, read the instructions. Make sure you do it right so there's no poo-poo.

    2. GET A DILDO. or a butt plug.
    It'll open up your ass to prepare you for the real thing.

    3. ACCEPT FAILURE
    It might not work the first time. It doesn't mean you should give up. Just take a break and try again a few days later

    i hope that was good najor advice
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    Jan 04, 2012 3:49 AM GMT
    Import saidMake sure u shit before hand. Nothing is more embarrasing than shit-dick.
    U could get an enema and douche ur ass if u'd like.

    Try and get drunk too....before hand.


    LOL...i laughed for an hour.....but it happened to me..my ex bf wanted me to always top...he gave me "shit dick"
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    Jan 04, 2012 3:52 AM GMT
    What kind of advice is NAJOR advice? Is this some kind of slang that you danged kids are using nowdays, listening to all your Rihanna and Katy Perry rap music?
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    Jan 04, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    Dont just force his cock in! lol. It doesnt take much preparation in order to get anal fucked. My first time was a great experience (although I wasnt completely satisfied).
    I, personally, cant finger myself, It hurts too much. I need a partner in order to do it for me.

    Make sure you are relaxed in the process. Dont be so nervous because it will hurt more lol.

    Step 1: Foreplay First
    Excite eachother by kissing, rimming, sucking, etc.

    Step 2: After a bit of foreplay, lie down on missionary position with your partner right in front of you. Let him lube his fingers and your anus, and let him slowly finger you. One finger for a few minutes, two fingers for another few minutes, and maybe even three fingers (your choice). Fingering will hurt a bit, but you have to be strong.

    Note:
    Make sure he cuts his nails! lol.
    Dont just shove it in.
    Use lots and lots of lube.

    Step 3: He puts on his condom now. and let him slowly insert his cock into your ass (either while you are in doggy or in missionary position). Let him slowly fuck you till you feel comfortable with him going faster.

    It shouldnt hurt too much when you are being fucked. There will be some pain, but its usually not soo painful like the way most people explain it.

    Make sure you do your poo-poo and your pee-pee before sex and that your ass is clean. No one wants to rim and fuck a dirty ass. lol
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    Jan 04, 2012 11:46 AM GMT
    Cleaning Your Butt
    A guide to taking care of your butt before and after sex. (Taken from Pridealive.org)


    Hygiene is a big issue when you’re having anal sex – and it should be. Your anus is home to lots of bacteria and other things that are good in your butt but not so good on your partner.

    There aren’t many things more unappealing to some tops than pulling out and having a penis coated in his partner’s feces. Even with the condom on, it can be a huge mess. The more graphic term for this is “shit-dick.”

    That said, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU DO NOT USE ENEMAS (DOUCHE) BEFORE ANAL SEX. In fact, if you’re not constipated, or your doctor hasn’t instructed you to do so, you should avoid enemas in general.

    Using liquids to purge the bowel is a very risky activity because:


    Anything other than water can cause irritation to the lining of your rectum. This makes you more likely to get HIV or another STI.


    Water that’s too hot can burn the lining of your rectum. This makes you more likely to get HIV or another STI.


    Flooding your rectum with water, ironically enough, dehydrates the colon. This makes your colon more apt to suck up other fluids. If a condom were to break during anal sex, your thirsty colon would suck up the cum and, if your partner were HIV positive, it would make you more likely to get HIV.


    Purging with water can make your body begin to rely on enemas to have a bowel movement. After enough enemas, you won’t be able to poop without them.


    If you douche too late, you might not get the water out in time. The pressure of your partner’s penis up there will push this residual water (and all the feces left in your bowel) out onto the bed, making a bigger mess than you set out to avoid.


    Fortunately for all of us, there are some steps that you can take to clean yourself up before sex:


    Wipe the area down with a moist cloth to clean the outside.


    Don’t eat for a few hours before sex. Eating stimulates the bowel and will cause your body to create more shit.


    Fill an ear syringe (the blue bulb with the tapered nozzle) with warm (not hot) water and gently squeeze it into your rectum. This small amount of water will not cause any damage and should remove any residue left inside your ass.


    Relax. Sex is messy. If you make a mess, wash it up with soapy water. Isn’t showering after sex part of the fun anyway?


    Remember, shit happens!
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    Jan 04, 2012 12:17 PM GMT
    Push out as he pushes in. I wont hurt ...at least, as much at first.

    The best way for an enema to work, is lay on your left side for several minutes since that;s the way the bowels go.
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    Jan 04, 2012 12:48 PM GMT
    1. Clean your ass (use an enema thing from CVS, empty the contents out and replace with water.... "rinse and repeat" until everything that comes out is clean, clear and under control.) lol.

    2. When it comes time to do it... WEAR A CONDOM

    3. Use lots of good lube

    4. Tell him to go slow at first.... and consciously tell yourself "RELAX".....


  • LuckyGuyKC

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    Jan 04, 2012 12:58 PM GMT
    1, Condom
    2. Lots of ass play with his hand and tongue first - it will loosen you up. Have him try his thumb.
    3. You get on top of him first - you will be in control and can take his cock at your own speed.

    I used to bottom but haven't for a long time. I learned to love it but you have to get used to the first few seconds ---- my buddy calls it the "ring of fire." You have to go through it to get to the pleasure. For me it got easier but never went away.
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    Jan 04, 2012 1:00 PM GMT
    A "Fleet" brand enema is pre-filled and easy to use. It contains a laxative, to promote a bowel movement. If you just want a flush, look for an enema with a plain saline solution. You need about 30 minutes to an hour prep time, so plan ahead.

    Request that he go very slowly, with lots of lube, as has been mentioned. I always put lube on my finger, that I insert to loosen him up, and to place some lube inside him. This can be part of the foreplay. I don't mind pausing halfway inside the "door" while he relaxes, before I slowly continue to enter with my dick. Ask that he do likewise, and follow your requests regarding speed. You are a virgin, after all, which I presume you've told him.
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    Jan 04, 2012 1:10 PM GMT
    addams_adventure saiduhm why dont you just fuck at opposite times to your excretion.
    ie if you regularly go the dunny in the morning, (thats Aussie for the toilet, fellas)
    then fuck in the evening.

    Im no expert, but shouldn't it be as clean as a whistle as there are fluids down there?

    Not much fluids, unless the bottom is having diarrhea. I do agree that if one is regular with bowel habits, then a time of day about 6-12 hours later can be ideal. I usually take a dump in the morning after waking, and that's it for the day, so I try to bottom from late afternoon to early evening.

    I'm a bit finicky about having a shitty dick, so as a top I always wear a condom. My monogamous partner of over 4 years can top me without one if he likes.