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Cartoon time - who reads Homestar Runner?
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 18, 2008 10:46 PM GMT
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I'll admit to having a strange obsession with Strong Bad ... but only because I'm TOTALLY awesome!
Aug2ndLT Posts: 78
Jun 19, 2008 12:35 AM GMT
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is that still alive? i remember watching those in high school...

*teen girl squad*
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 19, 2008 12:58 AM GMT
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Homestar!!! Dude, i used to watch those quite a bit, thanks for reminding me.

I love Coach Z during the thanksgiving episode, "You say tomater, i zader matermorts!"

tons of awesome one-liners, and Teen Girl Squad was awesome too! Cheerleader! So-and-So! Whats-her-face! The Ugly One!!!

socks, i think you and i have the same brainwaves....*cue twilight zone music*
red_series Posts: 39
Jun 19, 2008 1:44 AM GMT
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'This is your doctor, doctor professional..'

best line EVER
halltd Posts: 330
Jun 19, 2008 1:50 AM GMT
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My personal favorite is the one about the rave. When "the cheat" starts flicking the lights on and off, it kills me.

Gotta love Strong Bad!
MechEngnr Posts: 36
Jun 19, 2008 2:43 AM GMT
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Oh I love the introduction toon...

"Welcome!...
(line)
Too!...
(line)
Something dot com!..."
matt45710 Posts: 720
Jun 19, 2008 2:48 AM GMT
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Strong Bad Emails are the best. Those guys are seriously twisted. I get the video podcast for them. I love when Homestar Runner tries to do the intro and can never get it right.

Where they come up with some of these ideas for videos is way beyond me, but I love them. Ever play Trogdor: the Burninator?

nickinstl Posts: 24
Jun 19, 2008 2:58 AM GMT
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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People is coming out for the Wii and PC. I can't wait!
BearCub17 Posts: 228
Jun 19, 2008 3:01 AM GMT
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I actually once graphed homestar runner on a TI-89 graphing calculator using functions at a Calculus project=)

ill see if i can find the picture to post it

HotToddy Posts: 183
Jun 19, 2008 2:27 PM GMT
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Erm.... this definitely is not me. I repeat. Definitely, not me.


I haven't really read Homestar Runner in years though. It was big back in college. I will always remember that one year at my Conference meet, during the diving finals my swim team broke into sections and performed the Strong Bad techno for me before I dove. It was awesome.
jms84 Posts: 767
Jun 19, 2008 2:29 PM GMT
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oh trevor... i pine for thee.
LyteFyre Posts: 256
Jun 19, 2008 2:41 PM GMT
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OMG This brings back college memories!!! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR! ...which managed to get onto one of the last episodes of Buffy!!
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 19, 2008 8:18 PM GMT
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the system...is down...the system...is down

things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 21, 2008 1:06 AM GMT
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Toddy, if that was you, you would be my hero.

HotToddy saidErm.... this definitely is not me. I repeat. Definitely, not me.


I haven't really read Homestar Runner in years though. It was big back in college. I will always remember that one year at my Conference meet, during the diving finals my swim team broke into sections and performed the Strong Bad techno for me before I dove. It was awesome.
LaSalle04 Posts: 333
Jun 21, 2008 1:42 AM GMT
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Trogdor (TROOOOOGGGGDOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!) has always been a personal favorite. That and burninating the villages, peasants, knights, etc.

Teen Girl Squad however takes the cake.

Anytime my best friend and I see guys (in my case) or girls (in his case) that we don't like or feel are appropo - they get the "voip...PUNT..."

That only comes out when we are drunk though.



Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jun 21, 2008 7:13 AM GMT
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Soooooo, do you like cloth?
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 21, 2008 6:01 PM GMT
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LaSalle04 said Teen Girl Squad however takes the cake.


Kristen, you look burnt, or dead!
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Jun 21, 2008 6:03 PM GMT
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i LOVE homestar runner :p
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM GMT
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it's corn and corn alone day!
Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM GMT
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kryptonianadrian saidit's corn and corn alone day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM GMT
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I think I have a chance with this guy!
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 21, 2008 8:59 PM GMT
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Funkapottomous said[quote][cite]kryptonianadrian said[/cite]it's corn and corn alone day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior![/quote]

It's a boy/girl party.

A B'GURL PARTY?!?!
Rhythm1438 Posts: 196
Jun 21, 2008 9:04 PM GMT
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DECEMBERWEEN!!!!
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 21, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
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socks_are_nice said[quote][cite]Funkapottomous said[/cite][quote][cite]kryptonianadrian said[/cite]it's corn and corn alone day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior![/quote]

It's a boy/girl party.

A B'GURL PARTY?!?![/quote]

you know, taking vowels out of words, doesn't always make them cool.
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 21, 2008 10:12 PM GMT
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kryptonianadrian said[quote][cite]socks_are_nice said[/cite][quote][cite]Funkapottomous said[/cite][quote][cite]kryptonianadrian said[/cite]it's corn and corn alone day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior![/quote]

It's a boy/girl party.

A B'GURL PARTY?!?![/quote]

you know, taking vowels out of words, doesn't always make them cool.[/quote]

'M SRRY.
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 21, 2008 10:26 PM GMT
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i just started watching them again. i've been laughing nonstop for the past 5 minutes
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 21, 2008 10:47 PM GMT
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What time is it?

It's Valentimes! (..tines!)

What time is it?

It's Valentimes! (..tines!)

What we gonna get?

Several boys!

How we gonna get 'em?


Uh...er...um....

Mock U.N. medals?

Wearing unflattering clothes?

Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!!!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs12.html
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 22, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
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Don't look now ladies, but camp Firstbassawassa is gonna be bombier than ever now that they've installed ...

WORKING TOILET PAPER!!!!

(I'm gonna miss the oak leaves)

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs11.html
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 22, 2008 5:43 PM GMT
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you can find me in the reference section!!!
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 22, 2008 6:09 PM GMT
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One inch, two inch, three inch, four inch....

Um...that's as high as I can count...

I can count to G!!!

That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards.



She led a full life.

She led a full stomach.


http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs7.html
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 22, 2008 7:13 PM GMT
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Funkapottomous said[quote][cite]kryptonianadrian said[/cite]it's corn and corn alone day!
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior![/quote]

OWWW!! i hope they have these corn chips in heaven!!!
matt45710 Posts: 720
Jun 22, 2008 7:49 PM GMT
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OMG you guys are killing me!!

As I usually miss out on all the pop culture references, I'm enjoying this one!
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 22, 2008 8:01 PM GMT
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BAD JUJU'D!!!!

OWWWWW! My the fact that I was alive a second ago!!!!
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 22, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
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"We three can go to the mall. What's her face, you can go to the thrift store. Or junkyard.

...

Now let's attract some cute boys. Ready? POSE!

Oww, my blood hurts!".

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs3.html
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 22, 2008 8:59 PM GMT
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These clothes smell like grandma.
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM GMT
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wow, you are looking so makey-outey tonight
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 24, 2008 1:59 AM GMT
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kryptonianadrian saidwow, you are looking so makey-outey tonight


Why thank you, sir Hotbod Handsomeface. So are you!
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 25, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
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socks_are_nice said[quote][cite]kryptonianadrian said[/cite]wow, you are looking so makey-outey tonight


Why thank you, sir Hotbod Handsomeface. So are you![/quote]

why thank you, not bad considering i got, "DRIVER'S ED-DED-DED....DED"
zrs106 Posts: 141
Jun 25, 2008 11:51 PM GMT
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I randomly quote Homestar Runner all the time amongst the populus and nobody understands what I'm saying.

Thank you RJ Homestar Runner fans.


"Would you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
onmyway Posts: 250
Jun 26, 2008 4:53 AM GMT
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I have been petitioning the RealJock webmasters to include Free Country, USA as a legitimate profile location to no avail for months.

The young, they just won't listen.
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 26, 2008 6:54 PM GMT
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Worldwide starlets get much boys......or so i have read

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 27, 2008 12:17 AM GMT
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Your stepmom has questionable taste. And a million jogging suits.
LaSalle04 Posts: 333
Jun 27, 2008 12:43 AM GMT
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"im totally crushin..."

"CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE WERE YOU GUYS?!?!"

"WE GOT JEALOUS...!"

"LET'S GET YOGURT!"

(And the story of my life...)

"i got jimmies."

IT'S OVER!
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 27, 2008 1:12 AM GMT
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"Three spring rolls, please."

"MSG'D!!!"

"Owwww!!! My stomach lining!"



"What happened to you?"
"I met a possum!"



...wave of babies....
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 27, 2008 1:21 AM GMT
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"Roommate? Do you love me?"

"Roommate? Can you help give me these seventeen shots before I go into a coma?"

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs11.html
matt45710 Posts: 720
Jun 27, 2008 1:34 AM GMT
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"Sweating is against several of my religions."

"Revenge of the Cross-Country Booster Club Bake Sales!"

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs14.html
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 27, 2008 1:54 AM GMT
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dude, this is the best thread ever.

it's SOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!
ChicGymGeek Posts: 748
Jun 27, 2008 2:13 AM GMT
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SOOOOOOOO GROOOOOOOOOD!

I mean great....and good...

Great and good....
LaSalle04 Posts: 333
Jun 27, 2008 2:32 AM GMT
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Y'all are so wack.

Wiggidy Wack?!?!

No, just the regular type.

or

I got you this half digested gazelle carcass...

GAZELLE CARCASS!!!
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jun 27, 2008 1:59 PM GMT
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Excuse I'm COUGH! looking for a present for COUGH! my wife for our COUGH!-aversity.

A coughaversity! How romantic!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs11.html
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 30, 2008 4:58 AM GMT
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whoa....cheerleader's dead....

WE'RE FREE!!! (we're ointment!!)
Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jun 30, 2008 5:27 AM GMT
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CAN HOMESTAR COME OUT AND PLAY!?


and my all time favorite...


"you shanked myyyyyyyyy jengashiiip"
"we're playing connect four..."
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jun 30, 2008 5:03 PM GMT
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Funkapottomous saidCAN HOMESTAR COME OUT AND PLAY!?


Of course Homestar can come out and play!

"Oh, hello, Dripping Yellow Madness!"
rotabilis Posts: 77
Jun 30, 2008 5:20 PM GMT
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Yes.... VERY YES!

Ow! My most of me!
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Jun 30, 2008 5:41 PM GMT
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I'm a Get Fuzzy kinda guy.
things_n_stuf... Posts: 183
Jul 01, 2008 1:18 PM GMT
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[quote][cite]Funkapottomous said
and my all time favorite... "you shanked myyyyyyyyy jengashiiip"
"we're playing connect four..." [/quote]

Strong Bad, were you just first-basing it with that piece of loose leaf?
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jul 01, 2008 9:14 PM GMT
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Good JAAERERAARAREEAERB homestar!
- Coach Z
auryn Posts: 1587
Jul 01, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
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k now i'm queerious. What is this madness? I must find out now.
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jul 01, 2008 9:38 PM GMT
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Auryn saidk now i'm queerious. What is this madness? I must find out now.


http://www.homestarrunner.com

it's not just madness, it's dripping yellow madness....but i think he moved out in the fourth grade....
auryn Posts: 1587
Jul 01, 2008 9:42 PM GMT
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This is egregious. [translation: I don't want to admit that it amuses me a bit. Want to give in, but must resist...]
Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jul 02, 2008 5:26 AM GMT
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kryptonianadrian saidGood JAAERERAARAREEAERB homestar!
- Coach Z
fahorblingrads!




coach z, i told you to leave like an hour ago.



DOUGLAS!!!!!
eckilegs Posts: 128
Jul 02, 2008 5:44 AM GMT
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Everybody is different,

no to people NOT ON FIRE

We used to watch dvd's of this at work. Love it.
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jul 03, 2008 5:28 PM GMT
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Coach Z: Well, here's something that doesn't look like it's making fun of me! It's a PAM-PAM-BLOOM!

Marzipan: That's Pom-Pom Balloon, for those of you who don't speak Coach Z....
allwaysright Posts: 58
Jul 04, 2008 6:41 AM GMT
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halltd saidMy personal favorite is the one about the rave. When "the cheat" starts flicking the lights on and off, it kills me.

Gotta love Strong Bad!


I agree thats my favorite one also, my buddies and i still to this day out of no where beat box the techno music from it, with one person doing a diff sound hahaha good times...
Funkapottomou... Posts: 303
Jul 08, 2008 5:55 AM GMT
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I just remembered my favorite!



CABRE TOSSED!



ach! only 23 metres!
kryptonic Posts: 400
Jul 08, 2008 6:45 PM GMT
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Funkapottomous saidI just remembered my favorite!



CABRE TOSSED!



ach! only 23 metres!


see what happens when you invite someone to a HAWT junior college jam?
citpolo Posts: 65
Aug 27, 2008 10:41 PM GMT
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I tend to like animals more than most people...

and by that I mean, I tend to like animals more than I like most people
- Strong Sad
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