Your 7 Levels of Hell

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    Jan 04, 2012 3:45 AM GMT
    *Ok, before I go on about what this is all about, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with religion what-so-ever. This is just a game, no more, no less. I have to say it because of the politically correct attitudes we seem to have lately.

    Ok, now that I'm done saying that, here's how it works.

    Pick anything, a book, a person, a place, anything, anything at all. Then you're gonna put whatever thing it is and place it into one of the 7 Levels of Hell (1 being the not-so-bad thing and 7 being the worst thing ever). Also, explain why that certain thing should be damned and how it will be condemned. I'll go first so you get an idea.

    My 7 Levels of Hell:

    1.) My room. It's not a big deal, but cleaning it is such a b. It should be damned because of it's unexplainable compulsion to be dirty all the time. It will be condemned by exploding at random moments, but it will come back to life and explode again, kind of how a phoenix is reborn all the time. It will have to continually die and be born again because of what it has done to me!

    2.) My dogs piss. I swear, there is never a day where I don't see my dog's piss all over the carpet. Nastiest shit ever. His bladder will be damned for life, simply because of my dog's inability to piss when we train him at the right spot. It will be condemned by a super absorbent towel and no matter how many times the bladder pee's, it will never leave a mark.

    3.) High Calorie French Bread. Its very existence is why it should be damned. It will be condemned by gradually rotting in hell, till it becomes "flatbread."

    4.) ABC Family. That television station is so dumb. I can watch my own 2 feet have drama, shit! It should be damned for unoriginality. How it will be condemned is by having constant reruns of movies that never made theaters.

    5.) Answering Machines. They are to be damned because, sometimes dumbasses tend to leave blank messages on the answering machine, and no offense, but it's kind of pointless to call and not leave at least a voicemail....even if you're just going to say hi, that'd be fine. Is this honestly too much to ask for? How it will be condemned is by constant phone calls being made that are blank till it wears out. I want that damn answering machine to suffer the minutes that were taken from my life. Time is money douche.

    6.) Pictures of mini-me. They are to be damned because it shows how ugly I truly was, and therefore makes me feel like I'm fucked with some inferiority complex. It will be condemned by a Demon who constantly smashes the crap out of those picture frames till they burn a bloody, but satisfying death. Who knows, I could be helping a Demon with their bonfire.

    7.) Justin Bieber. You probably knew this, but I'll say it anyways. He should be damned, because who really listens to this kid besides girls? I know I don't, and I don't know of too many guys who do, so he should be damned because guys don't listen to him. The way he shall be condemned is eternally choking but never dieing.

    (Remember, this is just for fun. I don't literally mean some of these things, but some of them I do).
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    Jan 04, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
    1) Being straight icon_eek.gificon_evil.gif
    2) A titty bar
    3) A club playing top 40
    4) No beer icon_eek.gif
    5) Having to listen to someone gossip about everything I don't care about icon_evil.gif
    6) No Bass to play icon_evil.gif
    7) I can't even describe this one..........its too horrible (for me) icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 04, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    nothing to do with religion? I suspect you are right... i think the Tibetan Buddhist tradition holds only three layers of hell...
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    Jan 04, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Claystation said1) Being straight icon_eek.gificon_evil.gif
    2) A titty bar
    3) A club playing top 40
    4) No beer icon_eek.gif
    5) Having to listen to someone gossip about everything I don't care about icon_evil.gif
    6) No Bass to play icon_evil.gif
    7) I can't even describe this one..........its too horrible (for me) icon_evil.gif


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    Jan 04, 2012 6:22 AM GMT
    Claystation said
    7) I can't even describe this one..........its too horrible (for me) icon_evil.gif


    Number 7 is basically filled with women who look like my sister. Trust me- she and I actually look a hell of a lot alike somehow.